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On 16/08/2019 at 18:31, selbyowls said:

Don't think we should move outside Sheffield.

However West Ham United moved despite opposition.

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-soccer-england-stadium-orient/orient-join-spurs-in-olympic-stadium-protest-idUKTRE73D3I420110414

At least that's still in London albeit not their manor. To move Wednesday out of the city is a pretty stupid idea. This is where we belong and always will belong

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5 hours ago, BIG D said:

There's a lack of space in the area with enough room to house the new Hillsborough but I think I've cracked it.Could well turn out to be expensive though.

 

Rebuild Hillsborough where it is but raise it above and across Penistone Rd onto that land as well. Loads of room underneath for parking, shops etc.

A tunnel under the ground would mean there will be no impact on traffic and to raise money we can put tolls on the f**ker. Just visualise that. Come on DC!

lol

It would mean possibly sharing with the scrubbers for a bit if they'd have us though.

 

Just like PSG

 

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24 minutes ago, RockieOwl said:

Just like PSG

 

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Thats just what I had in mind. Looks amazing

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Athletico Madrids does the same

 

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10 minutes ago, LSOwls said:

Athletico Madrids does the same

 

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That’s the old ground. Went to a game once, great place. 

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It’s obviously the way to go 

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7 hours ago, BIG D said:

There's a lack of space in the area with enough room to house the new Hillsborough but I think I've cracked it.Could well turn out to be expensive though.

 

Rebuild Hillsborough where it is but raise it above and across Penistone Rd onto that land as well. Loads of room underneath for parking, shops etc.

A tunnel under the ground would mean there will be no impact on traffic and to raise money we can put tolls on the f**ker. Just visualise that. Come on DC!

lol

It would mean possibly sharing with the scrubbers for a bit if they'd have us though.

 

 

Bingo

 

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4 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Bingo

 

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That's exactly what the Bin Laden Blades would say as 3 coaches packed to the rafters with Jelly 

All come to a stop in the tunnel ..

WTF: ...

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I think you’ve cracked it my Lord!

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10 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Bingo

 

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Will binoculars be made available for people sitting at the back of the Kop?

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2 minutes ago, punkskaphil said:

 

Will binoculars be made available for people sitting at the back of the Kop?

 

That's just the fuckoff concourse the Kop needs.

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19 minutes ago, punkskaphil said:

 

Will binoculars be made available for people sitting at the back of the Kop?

 

To be fair after talking to some young fans the one thing we don't need is football to actually watch when  we get there...

 

What we need is a ground that caters for your modern fan.

Food outlets with lots cod Yorkshire slogans on the chalk boards. "Be reyt have a Sunday dinner tortilla wrap mi love"

All locally sourced etc etc. 

 

Our own brewery that makes beer with no malt in. Because even though hops were originally a preservative, that's become  all people are bothered about these days. Beer that tastes like out-of-date Opal Fruits and has the appearance of flat lager.  It should also have a farmers market 4 times a week. 

 

It should have a tattoo parlour too and a hairdressers and beard trimming shop decked out in 1800's furniture and offering a shoe cobbling service while you wait.  

 

It should definitely have some chump playing decks in every corner of the ground. Because nothing quite says match day like jazz blended with drill.

 

There should be a concert room for annual festivals of music.  There should be loads of interactive stuff too like ironic table football games scattered all around the place. 

 

A spa and where folks can relax and drink gin (made on site) and prosecco  bar for the ladies. 

 

There should also be a knitting room because knitting is like, really a thing now, and it's for men and women and is brilliant for wellness. 

There should be a huge car park with plenty of room for VW campervans and converted Leyland Daf transits. 

 

There should also be a burlesque bar for tattooed lasses with big hips. It's about women taking ownership of the image of women's sexuality and empowerment , unlike common strippers who bring areas down. Or something. 

 

It should also have some big industrial brick chimneys built in, even though it's a new build, preferably in the twisted Victorian styling as an irrelevant nod to the cities past.

 

All the concourse walkways should have all their cabling and tray-work on show and not have a dropped ceiling in sight.

These cavernous areas should be lit in every part of the ground by fairylights to create that ambiance so loved these days. 

 

All ale should be served in those dimpled tankards they used to sup out of on all Creatures Great and small.

I know that some people might say proper glasses shouldn't be allowed in the ground for safety reasons but that can be negated by not having a pitch or a football team and merely watching young people play FIFA ON giant TV screens on match day. 

 

Should also save on the wage bill and FFP by having no actual human players on the books

 

FFS 

Sorry. 

I was in a right good mood till  about an hour ago too.

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What happened to those Yorkshire pudding wraps?

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4 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

What happened to those Yorkshire pudding wraps?

 

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23 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

 

It should definitely have some chump playing decks in every corner of the ground. Because nothing quite says match day like jazz blended with drill.

 

 

 

Surely that should be restricted to the Presto Stand.

 

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You're all boring with your 'ground on stilts' nonsense.

 

Build the whole thing miles underground.

 

Lifts for home fans, away fans have to use stairs. Like St James' except the horrendous climb is after the game.

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It’s a football ground. A proper football ground. Replace the West Stand and that’s it. I don’t need it to be shiny enough to eat my dinner off the floor.  Who really wants a soul-less identi-kit thing like Pride Park ?

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12 hours ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Bingo

 

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I'm not sure if these plans are ambitious enough. Once you've extended the MegaKop (C) over Penistone Road you now have the ability to raise the pitch. 

 

Below the pitch you now have the ability to build a Casino and Shopping Complex /  MegaStore (C), thus binoculars would not be required at the back of the MegaKop (C), as the pitch would be raised and moved forward towards it. 

 

Surely we have some architects on here who can draw up some plans and post as an open letter to the club, in the traditional manner? 

 

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Simple solution, build it in Hillsborough Park, turn the now Hillsborough into a park.

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