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Oh oh oh, oh, 

Massimo, 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, 

He came from QPR, 

He's now a Wednesday star. (repeat to fade). 

 

 

 

I'll gerroff then. 

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Kin ell thats as bad as the Cotton Eye Joe song :duntmatter:

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He’s magic 

you know

 

MASSIMO

LUONGO

 

sing it slower than the semedo one

 

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6 minutes ago, Justbeanz said:

Kin ell thats as bad as the Cotton Eye Joe song :duntmatter:

To be fair I think ol Bob Dylan can sleep soundly. 

But not bad for me. 

UTO FTP

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To the tune of Tequila by Terror vision. 

 

Massimo, 

You make me happy, 

Oh Massimo, 

And here is why, 

You came North to play for the Wednesday, 

And now you're Wednesday until you die. 

Woah Woah Woah Massimo

 

https://youtu.be/8hLQCA2h8kA

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luongo oh oh luongo

he comes from down under

he’ll fu**** murder yah

 

simple

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2 minutes ago, Night King said:

luongo oh oh luongo

he comes from down under

he’ll fu**** murder yah

 

simple

Can you fit a kangaroo reference into it ?

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11 minutes ago, BarnsleyOwl96 said:

He’s magic    Massive

you know

 

MASSIMO

LUONGO

 

sing it slower than the semedo one

 

end of thread

 

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Just now, daveyboy66 said:

 

Reight

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To "don't you want me baby"

 

Just sing his name. Right amount of syllables, and a Sheffield band

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Massimo, oh oh wey oh

His Mum's aboriginal

Goes deep in vaginal

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Do Do Dooooo

MASSIMO

LUONGO

 

Do Do Dooooo

He is just so strongo 

 

Maybe not the last bit :ph34r:

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You shook me all night Luongo 

 

<gets coat>

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Posted (edited)

I could only be bothered changing the chorus, but should be fine.

 

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When you take me by the hand
Tell me I'm your lovin' man
When you give me all your love
And do it babe the very best you can

Massimo, u-huh, u-huh
Luongo, u-huh, u-huh
Massimo, u-huh, u-huh
Luongo, u-huh, u-huh

When I get to be in your arms
When we're all, all alone
When you whisper sweet in my ear
When you turn, turn me on

 

Massimo, u-huh, u-huh
Luongo, u-huh, u-huh
Massimo, u-huh, u-huh
Luongo, u-huh, u-huh

 

(Lyrics reproduced by kind permission of DC and the Sunshine Band)

 

 

Edited by Samurai Blue

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2 hours ago, Justbeanz said:

Can you fit a kangaroo reference into it ?

Or maybe a possum or two?

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Posted (edited)
57 minutes ago, Lombado said:

Or maybe a possum or two?

 

 

I'll raise that to a koala and two Tasmanian devils, FFS lol 

 

 

HANG ON A MINUTE !!!!!  Do they have possums in Oztralia, FFS  :blink:

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Eh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To the tune of Men At Work's "Down Under":

 

We got Massimo Luongo

He'll make you look like f***ing drongos

Can you see, can you see Luongo?

You'd better run, you f**king Tarn scrubbers.

 

*flute solo*

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6 minutes ago, Dooogs said:

To the tune of Men At Work's "Down Under":

 

We got Massimo Luongo

He'll make you look like f***ing drongos

Can you see, can you see Luongo?

You'd better run, you f**king Tarn scrubbers.

 

*flute solo*

 

Not sure we can count on him cooperating with that last instruction. Might be considered bringing the game into disrepute.

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4 hours ago, MalagaOwl said:

To "don't you want me baby"

 

Just sing his name. Right amount of syllables, and a Sheffield band

 

You were working as a midfielder at Loftus Road, when I met you.

 

:duntmatter:

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But even then I knew I'd find a much better club, either with or without Bruce.

 

 

(Okay I'll stop now)

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