TommyCraig Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Poo first. Vacate the room. Tell other half if she wants to go she'll have to go now cos you're gonna be a while in shower. She goes in, gets hit with the poo stick and you laugh your nads off, putting you in an even better mood. Shave. Shower. Do you lot know nowt? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, daleblue said: Hang on !!!! Us old codgers can't do that. Hard enough hanging onto bloody stair lift. if you'd have spent well on the stairlift instead of buying thermal underwear, wurthers, and a big 4x4 to drive slowly down the middle of the road you could have had the latest model stairlift that incorporates a commode. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank_Lucas Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 Official Match day Poo Thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 minute ago, dorian gray said: if you'd have spent well on the stairlift instead of buying thermal underwear, wurthers, and a big 4x4 to drive slowly down the middle of the road you could have had the latest model stairlift that incorporates a commode. Don't need that, full leather so daughter in law just wipes it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, dorian gray said: if you'd have spent well on the stairlift instead of buying thermal underwear, wurthers, and a big 4x4 to drive slowly down the middle of the road you could have had the latest model stairlift that incorporates a commode. there's no feeling like arriving at your destination (ie the top of the stairs) having had a good shyte, providing you have remembered to drop your kecks before doing so, or you can end up with what appears to be a brown tea cake in your thermals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, daleblue said: Don't need that, full leather so daughter in law just wipes it up. braggard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank_Lucas Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, zico.b said: Just finished my routine: - Poo, shower, shave and teeth brushed. In that order. None of you have mentioned your nashers. No wonder the NHS is stretched. Oh look it's Mr Colgate I just forgot to mention the teeth bit I did clean them last off before deciding on my outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womble Owl Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, zico.b said: Just finished my routine: - Poo, shower, shave and teeth brushed. In that order. None of you have mentioned your nashers. No wonder the NHS is stretched. calm down Marco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 En route* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 44 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Do all three at once saves loads of time Problem with that is, at my age im liable to forget which hand has the razor and which has the bog roll. Not a risk in prepared to take. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank_Lucas Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just now, CalmJimmers said: En route* En suite 5minutes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jack the Hat Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Surely this can’t make 50 pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Problem with that is, at my age im liable to forget which hand has the razor and which has the bog roll. Not a risk in prepared to take. You don't need bog roll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mycroft said: You don't need bog roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modboy Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Shower before shave as it opens up your skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beano Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Been cashless a couple of seasons now hasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk.Owl Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 No one has said clean underpants on match day, irrespective of the pant cycle, inside out days or back to front days, match days are always clean pants. If we win leave em on till the next game!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 hours ago, MrTacoSWFC said: Hahaha... I like how this thread has gone to a which way round you should poo, shave and shower... Which is my preference btw.. defo get the poo out before the shower at least. Typical Owlstalk. What hope is there that we can agree on 433 v 442 v 352 if we can’t agree on poo, shower, shave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank_Lucas Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, beano said: Been cashless a couple of seasons now hasn't it? Yes I've since purchased a wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 26 minutes ago, Suffolk.Owl said: No one has said clean underpants on match day, irrespective of the pant cycle, inside out days or back to front days, match days are always clean pants. If we win leave em on till the next game!!! I always run out of clean underpants on Thursday , so turn them inside out for rest of week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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