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Done the usual shower poo shave! 

 

Had the usual earful from the Mrs make sure you take a coat etc.....

 

Been to bank for today's beer money!

 

Now realising the ground is cashless well that's me getting tanked up before the game and not purchasing inside the concourse!

 

Anyways here's to 3 points! 

 

WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE! 

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2 minutes ago, 1867_OWL said:

Done the usual shower poo shave! 

 

Had the usual earful from the Mrs make sure you take a coat etc.....

 

Been to bank for today's beer money!

 

Now realising the ground is cashless well that's me getting tanked up before the game and not purchasing inside the concourse!

 

Anyways here's to 3 points! 

 

WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE! 

don't make the mistake of wiping your arse with the razor.

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Just now, Womble Owl said:

You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. 

 

Your bum will stink now. 

 

Trust me, I speak from experience 

it's shave first.

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1 minute ago, Womble Owl said:

You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. 

 

Your bum will stink now

 

Trust me, I speak from experience 

So will his razor. Well, maybe it’ll stop his other half from borrowing it for her legs.

 

 

EDIT- I’m assuming the OP is a gentleman, but you should never presume I suppose....

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Hahaha... I like how this thread has gone to a which way round you should poo, shave and shower...

 

Which is my preference btw.. defo get the poo out before the shower at least.

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5 minutes ago, Womble Owl said:

You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. 

 

Your bum will stink now. 

 

Trust me, I speak from experience 

 

He might have a bidet.

 

What a great invention they were by the way.

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I’m lazy and have an electric shaver, but it helps some mornings when I’m short on time as I can have a shave at the same time as I’m parking last night’s tea. Who says men can’t multi task?

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6 minutes ago, dorian gray said:

it's shave first.

 

What if your busting for a dump , surely then shave comes after ? 

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1 minute ago, Pablo Bonvin said:

I’m lazy and have an electric shaver, but it helps some mornings when I’m short on time as I can have a shave at the same time as I’m parking last night’s tea. Who says men can’t multi task?

 

Don’t the beard trimmings fall into your pants? 

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8 minutes ago, Womble Owl said:

You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. 

 

Your bum will stink now. 

 

Trust me, I speak from experience 

 

I do the same as him, but I do sit in the South so I'm allowed to smell. 

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Just now, S36 OWL said:

 

What if your busting for a dump , surely then shave comes after ? 

obviously, I was speaking from a point where you could 'hang on'.

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Just now, daleblue said:

 

I do the same as him, but I do sit in the South so I'm allowed to smell. 

that's of URINE.

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Just now, dorian gray said:

that's of URINE.

lol

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1 minute ago, dorian gray said:

obviously, I was speaking from a point where you could 'hang on'.

Hang on !!!! Us old codgers can't do that. Hard enough hanging onto bloody stair lift. 

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2 minutes ago, eckington owl said:

 

Don’t the beard trimmings fall into your pants? 

That would be another benefit - the underpants would serve as an ideal receptacle for any escaped unwanted hair. I’d merely then tip out said pants intonations he bin; would save me getting out the Dyson....

 

This isn’t a problem as i do not possess a beard. I did try to grow one but without success. I ended up looking like one of those “gents” you see on High Street asking if I’ve got any spare change. 

 

I’m from Yorkshire. There’s no such thing as spare change.

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11 minutes ago, MrTacoSWFC said:

Hahaha... I like how this thread has gone to a which way round you should poo, shave and shower...

 

Which is my preference btw.. defo get the poo out before the shower at least.

 

Do all three at once saves loads of time

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