Frank_Lucas Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Done the usual shower poo shave! Had the usual earful from the Mrs make sure you take a coat etc..... Been to bank for today's beer money! Now realising the ground is cashless well that's me getting tanked up before the game and not purchasing inside the concourse! Anyways here's to 3 points! WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Womble Owl Posted August 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 10, 2019 You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. Your bum will stink now. Trust me, I speak from experience 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, 1867_OWL said: Done the usual shower poo shave! Had the usual earful from the Mrs make sure you take a coat etc..... Been to bank for today's beer money! Now realising the ground is cashless well that's me getting tanked up before the game and not purchasing inside the concourse! Anyways here's to 3 points! WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE! don't make the mistake of wiping your arse with the razor. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just now, Womble Owl said: You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. Your bum will stink now. Trust me, I speak from experience it's shave first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Womble Owl said: You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. Your bum will stink now. Trust me, I speak from experience So will his razor. Well, maybe it’ll stop his other half from borrowing it for her legs. EDIT- I’m assuming the OP is a gentleman, but you should never presume I suppose.... Edited August 10, 2019 by Pablo Bonvin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 School boy error .....showering before poo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTacoSWFC Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Hahaha... I like how this thread has gone to a which way round you should poo, shave and shower... Which is my preference btw.. defo get the poo out before the shower at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckington owl Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Womble Owl said: You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. Your bum will stink now. Trust me, I speak from experience He might have a bidet. What a great invention they were by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ANDY Posted August 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 10, 2019 Sh!t and shave in the shower..... you can force the turd down the plug hole with your toes 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 I’m lazy and have an electric shaver, but it helps some mornings when I’m short on time as I can have a shave at the same time as I’m parking last night’s tea. Who says men can’t multi task? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northampton Owl Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Stinky bum won't be noticed. Dingles r in town. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, dorian gray said: it's shave first. What if your busting for a dump , surely then shave comes after ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckington owl Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Pablo Bonvin said: I’m lazy and have an electric shaver, but it helps some mornings when I’m short on time as I can have a shave at the same time as I’m parking last night’s tea. Who says men can’t multi task? Don’t the beard trimmings fall into your pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Womble Owl said: You should have gone poo, shower, shave, not shower, poo, shave. Your bum will stink now. Trust me, I speak from experience I do the same as him, but I do sit in the South so I'm allowed to smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just now, S36 OWL said: What if your busting for a dump , surely then shave comes after ? obviously, I was speaking from a point where you could 'hang on'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just now, daleblue said: I do the same as him, but I do sit in the South so I'm allowed to smell. that's of URINE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just now, dorian gray said: that's of URINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 minute ago, dorian gray said: obviously, I was speaking from a point where you could 'hang on'. Hang on !!!! Us old codgers can't do that. Hard enough hanging onto bloody stair lift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, eckington owl said: Don’t the beard trimmings fall into your pants? That would be another benefit - the underpants would serve as an ideal receptacle for any escaped unwanted hair. I’d merely then tip out said pants intonations he bin; would save me getting out the Dyson.... This isn’t a problem as i do not possess a beard. I did try to grow one but without success. I ended up looking like one of those “gents” you see on High Street asking if I’ve got any spare change. I’m from Yorkshire. There’s no such thing as spare change. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, MrTacoSWFC said: Hahaha... I like how this thread has gone to a which way round you should poo, shave and shower... Which is my preference btw.. defo get the poo out before the shower at least. Do all three at once saves loads of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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