MartinOwlMan Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Realistic: we win more than we lose, get into the playoffs and get promoted. One of our strikers scores >20 Championship goals. We break our clean sheet record. No clubs do the double over us. Beat a couple of Prem teams in a good cup run Newcastle get relegated from the Premier League, And so do the neighbours Unrealistic: We win our next 1,023 competitive games and our 1,024th game is a disappointing away champions league draw at Shaktar Donetsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls2k Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Champions by the New Year or I'm never buying tuna again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kagoshimaowl Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 32 minutes ago, MartinOwlMan said: Realistic: we win more than we lose, get into the playoffs and get promoted. One of our strikers scores >20 Championship goals. We break our clean sheet record. No clubs do the double over us. Beat a couple of Prem teams in a good cup run Newcastle get relegated from the Premier League, And so do the neighbours Unrealistic: We win our next 1,023 competitive games and our 1,024th game is a disappointing away champions league draw at Shaktar Donetsk Are u on crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Until we can say ******* out... it's irrelevant really. But ****** out anyway to be on the safe side. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddy Repperton Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Realistic - staying up Unrealistic - play offs * depending on manager & more signings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts0wl Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Realistic ~ promotion somehow Also Realistic ~ relegation somehow Conclusion ~ fk knows 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Costello 77 said: Until we can say ******* out... it's irrelevant really. But ****** out anyway to be on the safe side. Wangers and Smurfs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJH1867OWLS Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Unrealistic- that I won’t say "ffs Wednesday!" At least 23 times a game! Realistic- after finishing the season unbeaten, solving brexit and fighting cancer with his bare hands Chansiri gives the job to Bullen! He then sells the film rights to Disney for £350 billion! Terry crews will play Bullen, Danny DeVito to play Wider and both Ant and Dec to play Snake Bruce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthowl Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Realistic: Play offs. Unrealistic everybody on owlstalk learn's how to use punctuation and grammer and stuff especially the importance of question mark's that they use full stop's and capitals to create sentence's and that there spelling improove's. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I was talking to a pig fan about this. He said their goal was to stay up. I said ours was to win the division, win the FA Cup and the league cup. More importantly I said we would go on to win the Premiership the following year. He said I was being a bit optimistic. He started it. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 My hopefully realistic wish for the season is to end it feeling that Wednesday did about as well as they could, which isn't something I've been able to say since the end of Carvalhal's first season. For that to happen, we'll need to hope that... our injury woes are finally behind us we play in a way that gets the best out of our better players the players don't take their eye off the ball, but chase every marginal gain they can we get a manager and a style of play which enthuses the fanbase and helps regain our lost momentum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tamworthowl said: Realistic: Play offs. Unrealistic everybody on owlstalk learn's how to use punctuation and grammer and stuff especially the importance of question mark's that they use full stop's and capitals to create sentence's and that there spelling improove's. See, you overdid it there. I was all ready to dive in with both feet when I saw 'grammer'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradowl Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Realistic Top 10 certainly possibly top 6 with a couple of additions to midfield and defence. Unrealistic Involved in a relegation battle, even present squad is good enough to avoid this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modboy Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Pre Bruce leaving I was confident of promotion, now I'm confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Forward Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Realistic - top 2 Unrealstic - Everybody on here learns when to use 'your' and 'you're' correctly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthefish2002 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Realistic: Play a generally entertaining football and challenge for a play off place. Unrealistic: Charge more reasonable ticket prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwellOwl Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 For any team to do well, you have to have very few injuries, bit of luck, quality, nerve, decent Manager and leaders on the pitch. Our squad is still strong, our main problem has been injuries over last two seasons. I hope that change in tempo during pre-season and changes made will give us a chance to have a consistent squad to choose from. A season of Westwood, Lees, Lee, Bannan, Hutch, FF, Reach, Fletcher fit and available gives you a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradowl Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Fast Forward said: Realistic - top 2 Unrealstic - Everybody on here learns when to use 'your' and 'you're' correctly. You're correct, some people or daft and don't no queens English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wilyfox Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Genuinely believe the next 12 days will define our season. Good managerial appointment and strengthen right areas of the team. Has to be in that order as well, and we don't appear to be close. It is a pressure situation for DC although I appreciate he's a man that won't be rushed. My hopes are that he makes the most of that time to give us a chance. Otherwise, I see us mid-table again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, bradowl said: Realistic Top 10 certainly possibly top 6 with a couple of additions to midfield and defence. Unrealistic Involved in a relegation battle, even present squad is good enough to avoid this. Your unrealistic wish is for us to be involved in a relegation battle? Even by Owlstalk standards, that's pretty pessimistic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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