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10 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said:

Have it on good authority each player is driving a group of fans home, and will give them a hand job on the way, before tucking the fans in bed.

 

Well done the club.

 

About time they gave the fans proper recognition but:

 

1 hour ago, marcx666 said:

More to the point, did Lee Davies get the hug he so desperately craves?

 

41 minutes ago, Rick - Norfolk Owl said:

Think he decided to stay in Hamburg rather than travel to the match

 

Part-timer ;-)

 

This guy is going to be devastated. He flew the flag for the injustice served on the traveling pre-season friendly fans and has seemingly missed out on the benefits of his fine work.

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7 minutes ago, WatfordOwl said:

Hmmm.

 

I can't wait to see the poll for which SWFC player you'd most like to have a handy shandy from.

 

Definitely going with anyone other than Hutch on this one, don't think he would be gentle enough and caress.

 

Hutch would pull it off, Abdi would break his wrist, Fletch would cut his head on it, Big Dave would give 100%, Lucas would cry afterwards, and Foxy would miss your cocck.

 

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said:

 

Hutch would pull it off, Abdi would break his wrist, Fletch would cut his head on it, Big Dave would give 100%, Lucas would cry afterwards, and Foxy would miss your cocck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What about Rhodes?

Take an age to get to climax only to realise it wasn't worth the wait?

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2 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said:

 

He'd charge you fortune, but be really nice and professional about it.

 

 

 

Thumbs up! :ph34r:WTF:

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55 minutes ago, JackSWFC said:

Renewed my season ticket ages ago and not one player has been over to my house to give me a cuddle. Bullen out!

 

That could be a massive selling point

  • One year season ticket = A shake of the hand 
  • Two year season ticket = A kiss on the cheek
  • Three year season ticket = A night of unbridled passion

But it doesn't make you gay.

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13 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said:

 

He'd charge you fortune, but be really nice and professional about it.

 

 

Well it beats Nuhiu.

 

He'd be amazing for the 1st couple of minutes, rhythm and technique would be amazing, then he'd settle into a slow hand until you paid him a bit more.

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12 minutes ago, dewsburyowl58 said:

Am I being a bore not enjoying or finding that kind of talk the slightest bit funny ? 

 

It's only a bit of a joke, light-hearted stuff with nobody getting hurt. Just ignore it if it's not amusing you.

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3 hours ago, Not Jon Newsome said:

Were the fans in attendance pandered too enough before during and after the game? Did they receive enough compliments about how great they are, and was there enough clapping from the players? Did Westwood clap the fans as he ran to his goal and also on his way back for half time? If not Bullen must be held responsible for this injustice, time to go. 

If you had gone to the game you would have know all the answers    UTO 

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