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BREAKING NEWS : STEVE BRUCE RESIGNS

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3 minutes ago, Morepork said:

 

I'm not sure I fully understood it, but it made me chuckle...! lol

 

Bruce’s release is dusted.

 

No guarantees he’s getting his coaches.

 

Clemence (who has only ever worked for Bruce) in particular is done for.  

 

DC playing a blinder. 

 

PS in case any of this is scrutinized by anybody, this news is made up and brought to you by Stella (it may be true, it may not) 

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30 minutes ago, WalthamOwl said:

Hope it is sorted ASAP and DC can get in a quality new manager in the next few days.

 

Steve's gone, so it shouldn't be holding us back from finding a new manager. 

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Let's get Big Chris Hughton on board and swap places with Newcastle in May

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3 minutes ago, OWLISH said:

Let's get Big Chris Hughton on board and swap places with Newcastle in May

Only apparently he doesn't want the job

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Oh really? Shame, that's probably because of Big Ron. Well, and Forestieri

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40 minutes ago, WalthamOwl said:

 

Personally think that’s a fair amount. The worry now is that DC is to stubborn and we end up having to go to court and get a lot less than that. 

 

Its good money for those three. In the context of Sarri going for 5m! I agree we need to find that balance between making our stand to discourage this kind of thing in the future whilst also ensuring we don’t jeapordise that money or further derail pre season. 

 

It’s suggested in the press (so may not be true) that Bruce is sanctioning their transfers in the meantime which adds another layer to it as he hasn’t formally started work has he? As long as he is doing that then they aren’t really as hampered by the delay whereas we are. 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, SallyCinnamon said:

 

If the 4m was paid, Bruce would be unveiled as Newcastle manager by now.

 

If backroom staff are to follow, that can still be negotiated behind the scenes.

 

Bruce may be protecting them by making them joining him a contingency.

 

It's not like Steve to bugger off and shaft the people he leaves behind...

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Expect honorable geordie John Carver to be only available coaching staff for Wor Steve, ya know  

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So fatty has paid 4m for Bruce. Bruce wants his mates to come too but fatty won’t pay for them? So Bruce won’t sign TIL he does. Brilliant. 

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Are we keeping our fitness coach or is he off as well?

 

He seems to be making a real difference to the players fitness levels, really hope he stays.

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1 minute ago, Bluesteel said:

 

Its good money for those three. 

 

 

Its even better as it’s only for the Big Steve 

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13 minutes ago, Hirstys Salopettes said:

DCs stuck the 4 million in a non access ISA ..Big Steve’s gone, done and dusted

 

The two hemorrhoid Little Steve’s are on low wages ... DCs happily sticking them on gardening leave in order to create maximum hassle for Big Steve (whilst effectively ending Little Steve’s short to medium term careers) 

 

Fat Mikes dropped a clanger by not tying Big Steve’s compo to Little Steve’s 

 

In particular 3rd Steve is out on a limb and his career is done and dusted, he’s only ever been attached to Big Steve’s anus 

 

Bravo DC, bravo 

 

Like a fool's and horses script lol

 

Genius.

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1 minute ago, helmut_rooster said:

 

Like a fool's and horses script lol

 

Genius.

 

To protect oneself, fools and horses was fictional.

 

my take May or may not be fictional.  It’s just an educated or uneducated guess.  

 

Big Steve, Middle Steve, Little Steve and Fat Mike are, however, entirely fictional. 

 

 

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Totally randomly, complete guesswork, but it wouldn’t surprise me if John Carver returned to work at Newcastle ... a true barcode, pet 

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27 minutes ago, OWLISH said:

Oh really? Shame, that's probably because of Big Ron. Well, and Forestieri

 

Eh? 

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If this does result in legal action, shame we no longer have Katrien Meire around. 

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12 minutes ago, SallyCinnamon said:

If this does result in legal action, shame we no longer have Katrien Meire around. 

 

It won’t ... it’s probably contractually black and white (no pun intended)

 

 

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23 minutes ago, SallyCinnamon said:

If this does result in legal action, shame we no longer have Katrien Meire around. 

 

No doubt at some point you slagged her off as well

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5 minutes ago, WadsleyOwl said:

 

No doubt at some point you slagged her off as well

Nah, that was DC for appointing her :ph34r:

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