MoorfOwl Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Okay. What’s the point of having a published poet on Owlstalk if he keeps hiding all his suggestions for new songs in really obscure threads? I don’t know though, maybe it was smarter that way. I guess we might find out. Anyway, this one requires you to be old enough to remember The Beach Boys. THE TROOP STEVE B Our family’s SWFC From my old Grand-daddy to me On Saturdays down around old Hillsborough we roam, The Owls reach the spot That others cannot, It makes us feel proud that We’re at last coming home. (Chorus) So let’s cheer for the blue and white We’re almost back home but not quite The others will gasp and admire, when we win the league! Whether we play at home, or we play away We’re blue and white wizards And we’ll win the day. The Championship is too small It can’t hold Wednesday at all We belong at the top and we surely are heading back home Watch out Premier League For The Wednesday blitzkrieg! You won’t know what’s hit you When Wednesday come home. (Chorus) We’re part of the troop Steve B We’re working along with DC We all want the same and that’s to be where we belong. Because you and I We’re Owls til we die, But we’re not ready to do that, So we’re singing this song! (Chorus) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 10/10 for effort. In reality it’s probably too complicated for a terrace song. Plus ‘reach for the spot that others can not’ sounds a little mail order sex catalogue. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ever the pessimist said: 10/10 for effort. In reality it’s probably too complicated for a terrace song. Plus ‘reach for the spot that others can not’ sounds a little mail order sex catalogue. You seem well informed on mail order sex catalogues, pessimist old chap. Where could a discerning bloke acquire one of these things ?(Asking for a friend of course, FFS ) 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Off aht tonight to get ratarsed. If I can't remember the 1st line after 4, then yer've no chance 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: You seem well informed on mail order sex catalogues, pessimist old chap. Where could a discerning bloke acquire one of these things ?(Asking for a friend of course, FFS ) Order them through the mail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffed Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 19 minutes ago, MoorfOwl said: Anyway, this one requires you to be old enough to remember The Beach Boys. Or Carlos Had A Dream Or the Jermaine Johnson song or This City is Ours Or pretty much any song that most fans sing to this tune week in week out 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Ever the pessimist said: Order them through the mail. Thanks dude. Daily or Sunday version, FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 54 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: Thanks dude. Daily or Sunday version, FFS Sunday. It’s what God would have wanted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAnotherShez Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Great effort MorfOwl, but i struggle to remember the lyrics to "Here we go" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Prefer ....ba ba ran Barbara Ann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, Greengrass said: Prefer ....ba ba ran Barbara Ann. That's my mums name and I never made the connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 File under load of testicles, nice try but nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoorfOwl Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Mycroft said: File under load of testicles, nice try but nah Funnily enough, this is what a lot of publishers say to me as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoorfOwl Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Miffed said: Or Carlos Had A Dream Or the Jermaine Johnson song or This City is Ours Or pretty much any song that most fans sing to this tune week in week out I thought they only sang the second half of the chorus? Of course I have trouble hearing from 300 miles away so they might be singing the first half more quietly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracksuit Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 (edited) Remember Barbara Streisand by Duck Sauce? No? Well here’s a link I always thought that was ripe for use & Barbara Streisand is an anagram of Steve Bruce Handstand. Well it’s not but I feel like it should be..... So all together now ‘do do do do do do dooo do Steve Bruce Handstand do do do doo doo doo do Steve Bruce Handstand’ Edited June 29, 2019 by Big Rons Hairspray 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Brilliant OP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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