Inspector Lestrade Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, ChinaOwl said: What I mean to say is he is not going to put more money in, just write off some of the existing debt against the purchase. It is more like an accounting trick rather than really buying the ground. No need to explain it to me mate. I was lost after What. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, ChinaOwl said: What I mean to say is he is not going to put more money in, just write off some of the existing debt against the purchase. It is more like an accounting trick rather than really buying the ground. How? Honestly Its not like I can go into the nationwide...buy an house...not pay for it..and when they want me to ante up say "I didn't f.ookin' buy it...Its an accounting trick..are you lot f.okin' daft"?? Hows it work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, asteener1867 said: How? Honestly Its not like I can go into the nationwide...buy an house...not pay for it..and when they want me to ante up say "I didn't f.ookin' buy it...Its an accounting trick..are you lot f.okin' daft"?? Hows it work? When you go into the Nationwide, you are not usually buying something from a company that you hold 100% of the shares in. Nor what already owes you more than the purchase price of the property you are buying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: How? Honestly Its not like I can go into the nationwide...buy an house...not pay for it..and when they want me to ante up say "I didn't f.ookin' buy it...Its an accounting trick..are you lot f.okin' daft"?? Hows it work? Accountants eh? Did you hear about the one who had constipation? He worked it out with a pencil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, ChinaOwl said: When you go into the Nationwide, you are not usually buying something from a company that you hold 100% of the shares in. Nor what already owes you more than the purchase price of the property you are buying. Thats actually true.... Only the bit where I don't actually go into the nationwide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Somethings shouldn't be said. House !!!!!!! WBA wins ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 So..Its like I'm selling my house...To myself The negotiations must be f.ookin' hilarious.... Me "How much do you want for it?" Me.."How much are you selling it for?" Me.."Depends on how much I..err..you want to pay for it" Me.."Well i was looking at what you were looking at what we both have had a look at and thing we might be able to come to some agreement that not only suits the one party but the other..bearing in mind the f.ookin' parties involved are one and the same and want the same thing" Me "what?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: So..Its like I'm selling my house...To myself The negotiations must be f.ookin' hilarious.... Me "How much do you want for it?" Me.."How much are you selling it for?" Me.."Depends on how much I..err..you want to pay for it" Me.."Well i was looking at what you were looking at what we both have had a look at and thing we might be able to come to some agreement that not only suits the one party but the other..bearing in mind the f.ookin' parties involved are one and the same and want the same thing" Me "what?" Chansiri: "Hello Mr Chansiri, how much do you want for the ground"? Mr Chansiri: "Hi Dejphon, 100 million and it's yours" Chansiri: "You what Mr Chansiri, it's on;y worth ten bob" Mr Chansiri: "Oh go on then, 40 million and I chuck in the gold elephants". Chansiri: "Done, you're a fair man to deal with Mr Chansiri". Mr Chansiri blushes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 It works!!!!!!!!!! Ive just sold meself me own mountain bike that I bought 3 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is how it works.... I wandered into the outhouse...saw me old mountain bike and said to meself... "How much would I want for that" and thought "£50 So I took £50 outta one pocket...put it in the other.... Ive got a f.ookin; mountain bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Some old golf clubs in there as well....I don't play now...I'm gonna sell 'em to meself for a tenner Only gone and f.ookin' done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Some old golf clubs in there as well....I don't play now...I'm gonna sell 'em to meself for a tenner Only gone and f.ookin' done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you're handicapped. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Accountants eh? Did you hear about the one who had constipation? He worked it out with a pencil. An even then it will need a close inspection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Tibbs said: An even then it will need a close inspection. I'll leave that to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 On 23/05/2019 at 15:40, i used to be sc_owl said: Not trawling through 70 pages. Have we sold the ground or not? Not trawling through 80 pages. Have we sold the ground or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mycroft said: I'll leave that to you. Once more, one feels like one has been left with the sh1tty end of the stick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, i used to be sc_owl said: Not trawling through 80 pages. Have we sold the ground or not? Dunno.... You ever rode a mountain bike to a golf course? Just askin' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: Not trawling through 80 pages. Have we sold the ground or not? Dunno yet give it another 80 pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogbad Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 36 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: It works!!!!!!!!!! Ive just sold meself me own mountain bike that I bought 3 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is how it works.... I wandered into the outhouse...saw me old mountain bike and said to meself... "How much would I want for that" and thought "£50 So I took £50 outta one pocket...put it in the other.... Ive got a f.ookin; mountain bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh, is that why when I gave the ex wife £500 to feck off she was still sat on the sofa when I got back home from work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, mogbad said: Ahhh, is that why when I gave the ex wife £500 to feck off she was still sat on the sofa when I got back home from work. Probably mog I would still sorta ask if she had the £500 tho 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogbad Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 25 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Probably mog I would still sorta ask if she had the £500 tho She'd spent the whole £500 on beauty products. It was like trying to paint the North Stand with one of those small tins of Humbrol modelling paint. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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