Tamworthowl Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 26 minutes ago, Sham67 said: Doesn't he know we've been umbongoed? Who was? Wilf Schmidt (Smith) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Blue Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 I love that the article descended into a stream of consciousness halfway through. 1 hour ago, simpark said: Uwe Neuhaus and sports director Samir Arabi were very angry that the 28- Year old in spite of oral commitment umendschied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) Julian Borner gives me a horner Getting worked up sat in the corner Not for the wife though, I think I’d better warn her, Else she’ll be making demands For me to go and bone her. It’s still raining after a solid 48 hours, I’m stuck inside, and I’m bored I reckon Asteener is well familiar with rainy days. Edited June 8, 2019 by theowlsman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 On 27/05/2019 at 14:47, The only way is S6 said: NooooooooooooooooDerek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hougoumont Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pulsar said: I'd give her ten....sorry I meant one. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcityowlsfan Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, torryowl said: he's not the first german tp play for us ….. Go on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penrhyn bay owl Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, steelcityowlsfan said: Go on? Gerry Young... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Pulsar said: Imagine if she was your new neighbour! Pop round for a drop of semi.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said: Imagine if she was your new neighbour! Pop round for a drop of semi.... I'd volunteer to do all the gardening for her. Ya know, mow her lawn and trim her bush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwokenGiant Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) 37 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said: Imagine if she was your new neighbour! Pop round for a drop of semi.... She’s hot, but I wouldn’t answer the door if Midweek Sport Special was on! Edited June 8, 2019 by AwokenGiant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, AwokenGiant said: She’s hot, but I wouldn’t answer the door if Midweek Sport Special was on! You're being jovial of course.. aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Hougoumont said: I'd give her ten....sorry I meant one. I don't think you know how clever your reply was? She was in a film called '10' where Dudley Moore was running longingly towards her on the beach. Hang on, it might not have been Dudley, it may have been Chrissy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s6 owl Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 I flew over, talked to those responsible, completed the medical check-up and signed it," explains Börner. I wonder why it hasn't been announced by the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyCinnamon Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, s6 owl said: I flew over, talked to those responsible, completed the medical check-up and signed it," explains Börner. I wonder why it hasn't been announced by the club. Because we don’t do things normally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) The first German was Wilf Smith Born in Neumünster, Germany, Smith moved to Britain with his family when he was a child. They anglicised their surname from Schmidt to Smith at this time Edited June 8, 2019 by owls-swfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, owls-swfc said: The first German was Wilf Smith Was great in Men in Black. Though t technically he's English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 We've got a big fvckin German. A big fvckin germannnn. We've got a big fvckin german! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buxtongent Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, penrhyn bay owl said: Gerry Young... Just now, owls-swfc said: The first German was Wilf Smith Bit of confusion here, methinks. Wilf Smith was born of an English Father, serving in the British Forces in W.Germany, so could possibly have taken German citizenship, but was brought up entirely in England, and never claimed German citizenship As for Gerry Young, he was born and bred in South Shields, and was brought up in a little village called Primrose Hill, between Felling and Jarrow. He may have sounded strange to S.Yorks folk since he always spoke with a broad Geordie accent, even when having a pint in the City centre pub he frequented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Hougoumont said: I'd give her ten....sorry I meant one. I’d go for the ten... but she’d probably leave after one... after all I am 62 and beginning to shrivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Buxtongent said: Bit of confusion here, methinks. Wilf Smith was born of an English Father, serving in the British Forces in W.Germany, so could possibly have taken German citizenship, but was brought up entirely in England, and never claimed German citizenship As for Gerry Young, he was born and bred in South Shields, and was brought up in a little village called Primrose Hill, between Felling and Jarrow. He may have sounded strange to S.Yorks folk since he always spoke with a broad Geordie accent, even when having a pint in the City centre pub he frequented. Erm, I think you stand the distinct possibility of picking up a WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOSH on the Gerry Young one, buxton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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