Costello 77 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hitcat said: What would happen if one of my balls got caught in a time vortex? I'd do a hollow..dry mocking laugh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Well that's next weekend's headlines - for those who don't want to know the results of tomorrow night's games, look away now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, southportdc said: Well that's next weekend's headlines - for those who don't want to know the results of tomorrow night's games, look away now...........then 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: I'd do a hollow..dry mocking laugh. Like when something enters your black hole? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Hitcat said: What would happen if one of my balls got caught in a time vortex? It would come and go forever. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 24 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: The worry here is that you were predetermined to make this post 14 billion years ago...try and buck quantum entanglement for once in your (supposed) life eh? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 anyone else find it strangely comforting to know that no-one seems to know what the f.ook is going on in the universe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: anyone else find it strangely comforting to know that no-one seems to know what the f.ook is going on in the universe? @Costello 77 knows but he's keeping it a secret for the time being. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 57 minutes ago, Hookowl said: This is excellent Hooky ... I think The Musical intro to Strange Town would be an appropriate walk on to this appearance ..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 See..when you look at the way its going....DNA, time travel, quantum wotsits, different dimensions etc.... All you nneed to do is leave the slightest trace, like a nostril hair...or someone finds yer toothbrush..or go back in time and take a sample..Back you come!!!! Don't need a God, don't need a resurrection..just someone whos a bit brighter than you who was once a mate! See how it works is....put in its simplest terms...The wife was a pretty good nurse...I was a porter, then a support worker.... So..No f.ooker is gonna bring a porter back..but someone..say a really good consultant..will think.."That woman was a decent nurse...bring our lass back..Then obviously the wife says...."Then ..I will bring back my husband who I loved so mu.................. 'Ang on...Ive got a problem...................... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HirstWhoScoredIt Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 (edited) I am from the future. And I decided to support Wednesday. That should tell you that better times are ahead. I am pleased to inform you that from 2372 we win the Intergalactic Champions League for 5 years in a row and for 24 of the next 40 in an incredible period of domination. We are being criticised though for weakening the Planet Earth team by not having a single human in it. But you can’t really blame us, the Wookie’s and Klingon’s are such athletes. Edited May 8, 2019 by HirstWhoScoredIt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: See..when you look at the way its going....DNA, time travel, quantum wotsits, different dimensions etc.... All you nneed to do is leave the slightest trace, like a nostril hair...or someone finds yer toothbrush..or go back in time and take a sample..Back you come!!!! Don't need a God, don't need a resurrection..just someone whos a bit brighter than you who was once a mate! See how it works is....put in its simplest terms...The wife was a pretty good nurse...I was a porter, then a support worker.... So..No f.ooker is gonna bring a porter back..but someone..say a really good consultant..will think.."That woman was a decent nurse...bring our lass back..Then obviously the wife says...."Then ..I will bring back my husband who I loved so mu.................. 'Ang on...Ive got a problem...................... Andy , Are you any relation to Nyree Dawn ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, HirstWhoScoredIt said: I am from the future. And I decided to support Wednesday. That should tell you that better times are ahead. I am pleased to inform you that from 2372 we win the Intergalactic Champions League for 5 years in a row and for 24 of the next 40 in an incredible period of domination. We are being criticised though for weakening the Planet Earth team by not having a single human in it. But you can’t really blame us, the Wookie’s and Klingon’s are such athletes. Westwood is still in the net tho' / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Just now, OWLERTON GHOST said: Andy , Are you any relation to Nyree Dawn ? Not that I know of.....is it safe to say "Up at the crack of." or could that affect me inevitable returnin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Not that I know of.....is it safe to say "Up at the crack of." or could that affect me inevitable returnin'? Well she starred in a film The Cracksman so I would say you are OK in this instance it sort of balances it out ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Rightio...We need to make some sort of cosmic pact here...... I'll admit I'm not the brightest on here....but I'm loyal and trustworthy....So We need to find someone who will probably be brought back first...an academic, or celebrity....on Owlstalk...(Yea I know...needle... haystack) But...That person will be the one who brings the rest of us back.. If I am brought back first..I revisit this thread...and bring back the other posters on it....They then pledge to bring back other posters who have not negged them...those in turn..etc etc etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Rightio...We need to make some sort of cosmic pact here...... I'll admit I'm not the brightest on here....but I'm loyal and trustworthy....So We need to find someone who will probably be brought back first...an academic, or celebrity....on Owlstalk...(Yea I know...needle... haystack) But...That person will be the one who brings the rest of us back.. If I am brought back first..I revisit this thread...and bring back the other posters on it....They then pledge to bring back other posters who have not negged them...those in turn..etc etc etc... But you are missing something here .. Im already doing this on a regular basis.. Flitting backwards n forwards such like ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 48 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: anyone else find it strangely comforting to know that no-one seems to know what the f.ook is going on in the universe? I think I've got my head around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 50 minutes ago, HirstWhoScoredIt said: I am from the future. And I decided to support Wednesday. That should tell you that better times are ahead. I am pleased to inform you that from 2372 we win the Intergalactic Champions League for 5 years in a row and for 24 of the next 40 in an incredible period of domination. We are being criticised though for weakening the Planet Earth team by not having a single human in it. But you can’t really blame us, the Wookie’s and Klingon’s are such athletes. What’s ticket prices though mate? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 hour ago, asteener1867 said: Rightio...We need to make some sort of cosmic pact here...... I'll admit I'm not the brightest on here....but I'm loyal and trustworthy....So We need to find someone who will probably be brought back first...an academic, or celebrity....on Owlstalk...(Yea I know...needle... haystack) But...That person will be the one who brings the rest of us back.. If I am brought back first..I revisit this thread...and bring back the other posters on it....They then pledge to bring back other posters who have not negged them...those in turn..etc etc etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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