Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted May 4, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2019 "And you've no idea at all what this is about ,Sir?" "None at all Stubbs. None at all. Just the telegram you brought to the Study." "An odd time of evening to receive a summons ,Sir" "Too right it is. It's a bloody liberty is what it is, and I'll tell him so. Can't believe the cheek of the man. What's wrong with a phone call? eh? Dragging folks out in at this time of night. In this weather." "Indeed,Sir" "God, I hate lifts, make me claustrophobic. And what the hell is this music?" "It's the greatest hits of The Arctic Monkeys on pan-pipes ,Sir" "I'm not happy about this." "Neither would they be I suspect." "I'll bet this is about the Sid James Gif episode. I knew he'd taken it personally" "To be fair Sir, you'd did blow up his secret lair" "For the greater good Stubbs, for the greater Good." 28TH FLOOR - HUMAN RESOURCES - FINANCE- DIRECTORS OFFICES! "Good afternoon gentlemen can I help you? "Never mind, 'good afternoon' sweetheart, it's nearly bloody midnight, where's bloody Hargreaves?!" "If you'd like to take a seat Mr Hargreaves is-" "Don't tell me he's busy, he's just sent me a bloody telegram. I'm not hanging about out here while he finishes his nachos, trying to making me sweat. Oldest bloody trick in the book that. Come on Stubbs" "Sir, please come back, both of you...come back!" "Now then Hargreaves, what's the bloody game,eh?! Beckoning me at this time of night like some..some serf! It's not on." "Please, take a seat Snooty, take a seat. Tea? Coffee?" "Never mind take a seat, what's the bloody meaning of this!" "Ahh, Snooty, always on the front foot." "Look we haven't got time for this Hargreaves. We've got a bloody match day thread to do. In case you haven't noticed we've been keeping this show on the road while you've been gallivanting around the globe. Match day threads for which , by the way, the cheques haven't yet come!" "Ahh yeah. About that. The money will be made in a one off payment for the 9 months" "9 months! I want paying for the full bloody year. That's what we agreed." "I can't pay you through the summer. I'd be paying you for doing nothing. The match threads aren't needed until pre-season." "But we had a bloody agreement! I'd get a summer retainer. A rolling yearly contract" "It weren't a contract really though was it mate, It was just a verbal-" "Agreement. Yes, verbal agreement. A gentlemen's agreement." "Hahah. And yer take that as my bond? Me, a gentleman? Haha. Did I ever tell you about the time I invited a tramp to the Christmas party?" "Look, I know there's no need for match treads in the summer, but you said I could have a summer retainer. I've got the West wing to rebuild!" "There'll not be a summer retainer, Snoots. I don't need matchthreads in the summer. It really is that simple." "But I can do other threads.." "But I don't need you for the summer threads. I've got someone else for that." "What?! Who?" "Come in Agent B....." "Good God! You can't be serious!" "I'm totally serious Snooty" "But...but...you need quality content!" "We don't actually, our latest analysis shows exactly the opposite. Readers want gossip, not facts!" "Gossip!" "Yes, unsubstantiated gossip" "But why?!" "Because it's more fun! We're about to enter into a summer with the club stuck in the grips of FFP, do you realise what serious news and no gossip does to a membership? Well I'll tell yer, it could destroy it!" "But-" "There's no 'buts', I'm afraid Snoots, no buts, it's decided. You're on gardening leave until August. Penguin's running the show until then" "But-" "You can go now. Oh, and don't nick anything on your way out" "Home,Sir" "Home Stubbs. Home. We'll do the match thread and then...then we're done." "Don't be too down,Sir. See it as a holiday" "We can't afford a holiday Stubbs! You heard the man. The allowance has been stopped" "I took the liberty of taking the keys to his beach villa in St-Tropez off the hook on my way out" "Stubbs, you really are a marvel. Drive on,Stubbs. Drive on!" ------------------------------------- Sheffield Wednesday vs Queens Park Rangers 12:30pm Sunday 5th May Hillsborough -------------------------------------------------- TEAM NEWS Sheffield Wednesday will be without suspended defender Dominic Iorfa for their home game against QPR. Iorfa starts a three-game ban following his straight red card in last week's draw at Preston, but fellow defender Achraf Lazaar could return after illness. Boss Steve Bruce must decide whether to recall goalkeeper Keiren Westwood, fit again after a knee injury, or retain Cameron Dawson, while third-choice Joe Wildsmith is also in contention for the final game of the season. Midfielder Sam Hutchinson (hamstring) and Rolando Aarons (ankle) will be assessed. -------------------------------- QPR caretaker-boss John Eustace must decide whether to recall player of the year Luke Freeman and several other senior players. Freeman was an unused substitute in last week's home defeat to Nottingham Forest as Eustace uses the run-in to take a good look at his squad. Strikers Matt Smith and Nahki Wells are also pushing for recalls. Central defender Joel Lynch remains doubtful due to a hamstring injury which has has kept him out of the last two matches. Midfielder Jordan Cousins (ankle) is out, while defenders Jake Bidwell (thigh), Grant Hall (groin) and Angel Rangel (calf) will be assessed. ------------------------------------- Match facts * Sheffield Wednesday have lost their past two league matches against QPR, conceding seven goals across those defeats. QPR are looking to complete a league double over Sheffield Wednesday for the first time since the 2003-04 season. Sheffield Wednesday have faced QPR in their final league match of two previous campaigns, losing both 3-1, in 1993 and 2004. QPR have lost their final league match of the season in 11 of their past 14 campaigns (W2 D1 L11), including both of their past two. Sheffield Wednesday have not won three consecutive home league games since April 2017. Defeat for QPR in this match will see the Hoops lose 24 league matches in a season for only the second time in the past 50 campaigns, also losing 24 in 2014-15 in the Premier League. 15 5 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Fantastic work Mi`Lord . Although im slightly concerned about what you will do during summer with no OMDT`s to work on, and you will spend your time frollicking with the stable girl in the hay loft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new zealand owl Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Great work Lord S! Let’s enjoy this and hopefully a repeat of Norwich this time last year. I feel a more relaxed summer and pre season is ahead for the club and fan base. In Bruce we trust! i think we will sneak it 2-1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Oh god, Neil has remember his password to his Penguin account. It comes to something when I long for the days of Big Guns mate down the pub 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 (edited) Saved the best till last. "The Arctic Monkeys on pan-pipes"....you know you're old when a tiny (f**ked up) part of your mind wonders what that would be like!!!! Thanks for your "Massive" contribution to our season Snoots. OT would not be the same without the quality content. Edited May 5, 2019 by Morepork 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Well done MiLord. Thanks for all the work you've put in all season on the OMDTs. Creativity, Satire and occasional home truths dressed up as ramblings. Well done again Looking forward to the game because Hillsborough has become that sort of place again (notwithstanding Fly overs, Foreign Royalty and Farewells). UTO 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, marcx666 said: Oh god, Neil has remember his password to his Penguin account. It comes to something when I long for the days of Big Guns mate down the pub 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbo48 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 This is very concerning Snoots. Ive noticed over the last few months that as your input to this site has increased the input of Herr Hargreaves has decreased. Theres some undoubted connection. I fear our erstwhile leader was sent on a mission by his Euro chums to sabotage Brexit negotiations with the promise that one of his bands would be given the UK entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. His work is now obviously complete so can we expect His return as thread starter No1 in your absence or has that mantle been passed to some holiday relief at Owlstalk Towers ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Sorry to hear you'll be short of a few readies over the summer, M'lud. Thought you was on the civil list, at least, especially as you're generally so polite an' all. Maybe some topless action in St. Tropez will see you refreshed come August. Anyway, the match QPR can get stuffed and Wednesday will do it. 3-0 Remember this and remember this now. This time next year we'll be celebrating the end to our 20th seasons out of the Top flight UTO WAWAW 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlton Palmreader Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Your OMDTs will be missed Snoots! Maybe we could all come and join you in Neil's villa and flood OT with pictures of us generally wrecking it. A dirty protest even? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 FOUR NOWT UTO&DTB WAWAW ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 We will smash them. 3 nil to the Wednesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gresh Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Let's go out playing free flowing football and smack this lot 5 v 0. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 5-0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Absolutely fantastic OMDT Snoots! Can't wait for the August season opener (no filthy misinterpretations from the OT pervs, purlease!) Remembering one of the happiest days of my life back in January 1967 when the great John Ritchie scored a hat-trick as we beat QPR 3 v 0 in the 3rd round. If you were there you will remember who was in goal for us and them. It was the Springett brothers - both, sadly, now gone to the great Hillsborough in the sky. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsHall Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 6-0. Up The Snoots. UTO. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Thanks @Lord Snooty for the brilliant match day threads this season. They have been more consistent and more fun than the team. Hope you sign a new two-year contract, for 46 match day threads in the 19/20 season, and for the 38 matches of the 20/21 season. Many thanks. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acquiescefc Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 (edited) Havin a pint in the airport. Been a while since I've seen us win. Today is the day. UTO FTB Edited May 5, 2019 by acquiescefc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Up the owls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 THE WEDNESDAY 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now