Harrysgame Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Apparently looking for applicants with green fingers! Few applied from Barnsley asking if 6 fingers would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, owls7 said: I've heard Clarence SEEDorf and Tim Flowers have applied for the position. Have to be good a summat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Tarquin said: Vacancy for Assistant advertised in march , Vacancy for head groundsman in April . Feels like the normal Human Resources wee wee tail up to me. Wonder if the head was not consulted in the interview process ?? Warm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richowl Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 He’s off to Doncaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffs owl Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 This is an urgent message for mr meadows 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sova Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 One of the applicants is on his way to the interview. It's on the 4th floor, so he takes the lift. When it reaches the 3rd floor, it stops and in gets DC. Recognising him, our man immediately starts fumbling in his pocket. 'What is that you have there?' asks DC, as our man pulls out a tiny box. He opens it to reveal a perfect miniature copy of the hallowed Hillsborough turf, with real grass, complete with all the markings. 'That really is most impressive,' says DC. 'Thanks,' says our man. 'I was hoping you'd like it. It's my elevator pitch.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, owls maniac said: Seems a bit tinpot advertising a role like this on the OS. Surely positions like this are headhunted? Not exactly encouraging that two weeks from end of the season and we don’t have someone to sort the pitch! Exactly, that bloke who used to look after the pitches at Sheffield lane top was alright, not his fault all the dogshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, richowl said: He’s off to Doncaster Very warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Flying V said: I was going to crack a joke too but sod it. ****rye smile emoticon**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilnhurstowl Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Well I heard that one man went to mow, went to mow a medow. But he brought his dog with him and one man and his dog got shifted on to mown another meadow. Now he wants two men to mow his meadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quist Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Apparently Abdi and Jones have put in applications, as both require new careers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldD Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Quist said: Apparently Abdi and Jones have put in applications, as both require new careers. No thanks, it would be full of fag ends within a week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 This thread has gone to seed already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 4 4 hours ago, marshy said: Despite all the jokes / puns it's a serious issue. We'll all be moaning come Winter if the pitch is in a state. Didn't the desso people say that it has to be looked after properly? Hope it's sorted soon. I did think how well the pitch looked yesterday though. Cut it once a week chuck a bit of horse muck on it now and again, water it when it's hot. Bloody easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 21 hours ago, S36 OWL said: This thread has gone to seed already Agreed you silly sods all need to pack it in before the mods turf you out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Utah Owl said: Agreed you silly sods all need to pack it in before the mods turf you out! I hope no one Grasses us up to them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogbad Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 On 23/04/2019 at 20:26, Quist said: Apparently Abdi and Jones have put in applications, as both require new careers. Abdi has been unsuccessful, not enough recent experience on grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 GRASS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 On 23/04/2019 at 17:16, marshy said: Despite all the jokes / puns it's a serious issue. We'll all be moaning come Winter if the pitch is in a state. Didn't the desso people say that it has to be looked after properly? Hope it's sorted soon. I did think how well the pitch looked yesterday though. Love the irony of your post and user name. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, glynnb said: Love the irony of your post and user name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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