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7 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

I stack it in my hand. 

Usually while I'm waiting in a queue as some oaf at the front asks the cashier ,after he's bought his groceries (a packet of bacon and 4 carling) if she wouldn't mind checking his 78 Lotto tickets, and then he proceeds to buy scratch cards with the inevitable tenner he's won , spending a further  10 minutes scratching them off and buying more whilst stood there. 

 

The b'stard.

This happens to me in Liskeard Morrison’s every bleedin Wednesday without fail....either lottery tickets or buying fags which takes the assistant ages to find cos they all bleedin well look the same now!!!

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2 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said:

 

How quick does it grow?!

 

I'm 60.

:sad:

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1 minute ago, sternlad said:

This happens to me in Liskeard Morrison’s every bleedin Wednesday without fail....either lottery tickets or buying fags which takes the assistant ages to find cos they all bleedin well look the same now!!!

 

Helped always by the fact that people order their ciggies by the name "20 Richmond blue" and the assistant start looking around blindly for a blue packet despite knowing that they are all black.

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8 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

I stack it in my hand. 

Usually while I'm waiting in a queue as some oaf at the front asks the cashier ,after he's bought his groceries (a packet of bacon and 4 carling) if she wouldn't mind checking his 78 Lotto tickets, and then he proceeds to buy scratch cards with the inevitable tenner he's won , spending a further  10 minutes scratching them off and buying more whilst stood there. 

 

The b'stard.

 

Sorry.

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3 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

It's just a posh term for toilet really... bit like lounge instead of frontroom...:tango:

Ha ha! Touché 

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2 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

How did he get fags by?

 

Given the draconian swear filter on here I'm surprised that has squeezed through.

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15 minutes ago, sternlad said:

He says he enjoys the occasional “golden shower”.

 

I don't eat any foreign crisps or snacks and neither should he if he knows what's good for him!

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1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Given the draconian swear filter on here I'm surprised that has squeezed through.

It’s not what you know....but who....

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7 minutes ago, daleblue said:

 

I'm 60.

:sad:

 

I was impressed by the growth rate if you've had more than one since Brucey turned up! I'm a once a month visitor & always tip. £5 cut £1 tip. And nothing for the weak end........

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I think we’ll struggle today. I’d be very happy with a draw. 

 

I have a feeling we’ll be waking up with a reality check tomorrow morning! 

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2 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Given the draconian swear filter on here I'm surprised that has squeezed through.

What a great word ‘draconian’ really is? Fab-u-lous!

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1 minute ago, The only way is S6 said:

 

I was impressed by the growth rate if you've had more than one since Brucey turned up! I'm a once a month visitor & always tip. £5 cut £1 tip. And nothing for the weak end........

Keeps the change stacking nice and neat..

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Just now, Costello 77 said:

Keeps the change stacking nice and neat..

 

Aye. Better than using those non bendy, fibre-glass fivers.

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1 minute ago, Costello 77 said:

Keeps the change stacking nice and neat..

:duntmatter:

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13 minutes ago, Costello 77 said:

It's just a posh term for toilet really... bit like lounge instead of frontroom...:tango:

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