sternlad Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: I stack it in my hand. Usually while I'm waiting in a queue as some oaf at the front asks the cashier ,after he's bought his groceries (a packet of bacon and 4 carling) if she wouldn't mind checking his 78 Lotto tickets, and then he proceeds to buy scratch cards with the inevitable tenner he's won , spending a further 10 minutes scratching them off and buying more whilst stood there. The b'stard. This happens to me in Liskeard Morrison’s every bleedin Wednesday without fail....either lottery tickets or buying fags which takes the assistant ages to find cos they all bleedin well look the same now!!! Edited March 30, 2019 by sternlad Spellcheck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said: How quick does it grow?! I'm 60. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 How did he get fags by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 30, 2019 Author Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 minute ago, sternlad said: This happens to me in Liskeard Morrison’s every bleedin Wednesday without fail....either lottery tickets or buying fags which takes the assistant ages to find cos they all bleedin well look the same now!!! Helped always by the fact that people order their ciggies by the name "20 Richmond blue" and the assistant start looking around blindly for a blue packet despite knowing that they are all black. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: I stack it in my hand. Usually while I'm waiting in a queue as some oaf at the front asks the cashier ,after he's bought his groceries (a packet of bacon and 4 carling) if she wouldn't mind checking his 78 Lotto tickets, and then he proceeds to buy scratch cards with the inevitable tenner he's won , spending a further 10 minutes scratching them off and buying more whilst stood there. The b'stard. Sorry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: It's just a posh term for toilet really... bit like lounge instead of frontroom... Ha ha! Touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 30, 2019 Author Share Posted March 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: How did he get fags by? Given the draconian swear filter on here I'm surprised that has squeezed through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 30, 2019 Author Share Posted March 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, sternlad said: He says he enjoys the occasional “golden shower”. I don't eat any foreign crisps or snacks and neither should he if he knows what's good for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said: Given the draconian swear filter on here I'm surprised that has squeezed through. It’s not what you know....but who.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Typical remoaner.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, daleblue said: I'm 60. I was impressed by the growth rate if you've had more than one since Brucey turned up! I'm a once a month visitor & always tip. £5 cut £1 tip. And nothing for the weak end........ Edited March 30, 2019 by The only way is S6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BingleyOwl Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 I think we’ll struggle today. I’d be very happy with a draw. I have a feeling we’ll be waking up with a reality check tomorrow morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Given the draconian swear filter on here I'm surprised that has squeezed through. What a great word ‘draconian’ really is? Fab-u-lous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 minute ago, The only way is S6 said: I was impressed by the growth rate if you've had more than one since Brucey turned up! I'm a once a month visitor & always tip. £5 cut £1 tip. And nothing for the weak end........ Keeps the change stacking nice and neat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, Costello 77 said: Keeps the change stacking nice and neat.. Aye. Better than using those non bendy, fibre-glass fivers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: Keeps the change stacking nice and neat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: It's just a posh term for toilet really... bit like lounge instead of frontroom... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, BingleyOwl said: I think we’ll struggle today. I’d be very happy with a draw. I have a feeling we’ll be waking up with a reality check tomorrow morning! Maybe.. I'm certain we'll give them a game tho and won't struggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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