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What's happening to our Groundsmen?

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2 hours ago, A12owl said:

I'm now waiting to start a thread on what's happening about the sudden departure of the Chief toilet cleaner and assistant chief toilet cleaner when the vacancies are advertised.

 

There has to be at least ten pages of cr*p jokes.

Can't wait.

WTF:

 

 

I think you'll probably get bog standard replies if you start that thread. FFS. 

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11 hours ago, sonofbert2 said:

Both caught doing lines.

Didn't know Chris was that way inclined....

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31 minutes ago, PopePiusX said:

 

Great to see somebody finally giving Ray Parlour a chance

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Think I should apply

I have plenty of experience spreading the seed :Chansiri:

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7 hours ago, WelshOwl74 said:

Think I should apply

I have plenty of experience spreading the seed :Chansiri:

The hand movement you use to spread your seed into tissues is the same as scattering seeds anyway

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I would offer my services but not sure me having access to a spiked fork and being on the pitch when a dodgy ref comes out after HT would be a safe combination.

 

Honestly officer it just slipped and hit him in the forehead

 

Ok son 23000 witnesses say its the best javelin throw since Fatima Whitbread won mens gold in 1996 and let's just have a look at the replay on the screen shall we

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6 hours ago, kilnhurstowl said:

Heard chansiri turfed them out. 

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On 28/03/2019 at 09:24, OxonOwl said:

No sh i t

 

Well if there was shít in the pitch they'd desso the boot

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Yep, our old groundsman was a real Desso conner

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Had to sack them both because they couldn't work out which one was driving the tractor and which one was sat on the plough (allegedly).

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On 27/03/2019 at 21:19, A12owl said:

A week ago there was an advert for vacancy for Assistant Head Groundsman. Today there is an advert for Head Groundsman.

Has something seedy been going on in the potting shed?

Who's going to cut the grass and paint the white lines?

Are we going to get a flock of sheep in to eat the Desso to cut costs?

 

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they've sown the desso wind,they are now REAPING THE DESSO WHIRLWIND!!!! :Sid:

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Apparently when DC was questioning them about their work at the club, they refused to grass.

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Claude Greengrass. SWFC's newest head groundsman.:tango:

 

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On 27/03/2019 at 15:19, A12owl said:

A week ago there was an advert for vacancy for Assistant Head Groundsman. Today there is an advert for Head Groundsman.

Has something seedy been going on in the potting shed?

Who's going to cut the grass and paint the white lines?

Are we going to get a flock of sheep in to eat the Desso to cut costs?

Chansiri has dessowned them!

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Just been told by my club source David Brown  they were both sacked after all the machinery was stolen, because they had left the yard unattended and unlocked ...

They are installing a proper gate so it never happens again .....

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Bruce's conclusion on the injuries. The groundsmen are wannk sack em.

See it was never Carlos's fault after all. 

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14 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Just been told by my club source David Brown  they were both sacked after all the machinery was stolen, because they had left the yard unattended and unlocked ...

They are installing a proper gate so it never happens again .....

If we ain't got no equipment how are we going to attractor replacement staff?

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