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They can hire my mower 

 

It will however be Category B pricing for the Villa game 

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Bruce said he was going to investigate and try solve the ridiculous injury problems in one of the interviews if I remember right. 

Maybe he's identified the pitch may be to blame, its a state of the art new fandangled thing, so we may need new groundsman more knowledgeable in this type of pitch/surface.?

 

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9 minutes ago, shezzas left peg said:

Bruce said he was going to investigate and try solve the ridiculous injury problems in one of the interviews if I remember right. 

Maybe he's identified the pitch may be to blame, its a state of the art new fandangled thing, so we may need new groundsman more knowledgeable in this type of pitch/surface.?

 

 

I doubt the root of the problem is the groundsman. 

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11 minutes ago, shezzas left peg said:

Bruce said he was going to investigate and try solve the ridiculous injury problems in one of the interviews if I remember right. 

Maybe he's identified the pitch may be to blame, its a state of the art new fandangled thing, so we may need new groundsman more knowledgeable in this type of pitch/surface.?

 

Three pages before anything like a serious answer. That’s good even by owlstalk standards. 

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8 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Don't know who the Head Groundsman will be ?

My club source tells me they have installed John Innes as number 2 ....

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who is he? sounds a seedy character 

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Oooo this post has made me chuckle this morning 

lol

(With due to respect to the grounds men) 

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1 hour ago, shezzas left peg said:

Bruce said he was going to investigate and try solve the ridiculous injury problems in one of the interviews if I remember right. 

Maybe he's identified the pitch may be to blame, its a state of the art new fandangled thing, so we may need new groundsman more knowledgeable in this type of pitch/surface.?

 

 

They were told “green side up”, after all. :rolleyes:

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I heard a rumour from big Barry down the pub whose cousin is the best friend of one of the groundsmen uncles.

 

He told me they didn't make the cut

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Didn't have the skills to cut it

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Misuse of those growing lights.

 

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He crossed the line and got put out to grass.

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2 hours ago, brazilowl said:

Three pages before anything like a serious answer. That’s good even by owlstalk standards. 

I'm now waiting to start a thread on what's happening about the sudden departure of the Chief toilet cleaner and assistant chief toilet cleaner when the vacancies are advertised.

 

There has to be at least ten pages of cr*p jokes.

Can't wait.

WTF:

 

 

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No sh i t

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3 minutes ago, OxonOwl said:

No sh i t

Thanks for your contribution. 

This thread will now continue with more of the same.

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12 hours ago, Hitcat said:

The assistant groundsman shagged the head groundsman's wife so the head groundsman killed the assistant groundsman and then the head groundsman killed himself with the club chainsaw. 

 

This is the sort of content that Owlstalk needs - superb 

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10 hours ago, mogbad said:

They both had a row with the gaffer & took their frustration out with the white line machine.

 

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Big lad is Westwood. Crossbar is missing

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They were part time drummers for Spinal Tap and died in a bizarre gardening accident.

 

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Meet SWFC's new groundsman. WTF:

 

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