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A week ago there was an advert for vacancy for Assistant Head Groundsman. Today there is an advert for Head Groundsman.

Has something seedy been going on in the potting shed?

Who's going to cut the grass and paint the white lines?

Are we going to get a flock of sheep in to eat the Desso to cut costs?

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6 minutes ago, Hitcat said:

The assistant groundsman shagged the head groundsman's wife so the head groundsman killed the assistant groundsman and then the head groundsman killed himself with the club chainsaw. 

 

I've heard that the Sheffield Wednesday chainsaw uses cutting-edge technology - no Blades!

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Been put out to grass... I heard.

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These groundsmen nowadays..honestly... wave abit of money at them and their off.. the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Again, DM me for booking.

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39 minutes ago, Yellowbelly said:

Accident at work

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Back in a fortnight 

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6 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Don't know who the Head Groundsman will be ?

My club source tells me they have installed John Innes as number 2 ....

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The Assistant Head Groundsman got fired so the Head Groundsman said, "sod it, I'm off too."

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Due to FFP , we have had to employ a cheaper Groundsman 

 

Boer GIF - Boer Tractor Boom GIFs

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1 hour ago, A12owl said:

A week ago there was an advert for vacancy for Assistant Head Groundsman. Today there is an advert for Head Groundsman.

Has something seedy been going on in the potting shed?

Who's going to cut the grass and paint the white lines?

Are we going to get a flock of sheep in to eat the Desso to cut costs?

 

Groundstaff have joined His Cult. Needed to take care of Grenoside Woods. 

 

garymegson

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17 minutes ago, gazzatheowl said:

I've heard they've both been put on gardening leave.

we have a winner!

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2 minutes ago, keepitsteel89 said:

we have a winner!

I think there is mower to come yet. 

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Just get the injured lot to do it. 

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Just now, A12owl said:

I think there is mower to come yet. 

omfg..this is going to be close!

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