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3 hours ago, Mr Meadows said:

 

Oooooohhhhhh we’ve got Steven fletcher

hes our number nine

he links up play with bannan

and leads our forwardline

 

3 hours ago, Mr. Tom said:

Four facts in one song? Worse than school, get some swears in it

 

lol

He is s big hard b45t4rd

He really fvvcking is

and when he fvvcking scores 

i do a little p155

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Guest The Horse

WE'VE GOT STEVEN FLETCHER

HE'LL MAKE INTELLIGENT RUNS AGAINST YOUR PREVIOUSLY WELL ORGANISED DEFENSIVE LINE AND STRETCH YA

NA NAAAAH NAHHH NAAH

NA NAAAAH NAHHH NAAH OOOO

 

Didn't quite roll off the tongue that did it?

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I do actually think it works!

 

Oooooohhhhhh we’ve got Steven fletcher

hes our number nine

he links up play with bannan

and leads our forward line

 

He is s big hard b45t4rd

He really fvvcking is

and when he fvvcking scores 

i do a little p155

 

Repeat

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He looks up at the net
And sees his chance
He looks down at the ground
And takes a shot "back of the net"
Fly away on Fletcher Airways
Fly us high, the Championship
Whoah! We're going to the premier
Whoah! Back to the top flight
Whoah! We're gonna have a party
Whoah! down at Wembley.
 
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10 hours ago, shandypants said:

 

He is s big hard b45t4rd

He really fvvcking is

and when he fvvcking scores 

i do a little p155

 

59 minutes ago, Mr. Tom said:

 

*smashes button, chair slowly rotates*

I’M IN

Shandy: “Four chairs!!! I can’t believe it!”

Will.i.am: “Your verse is Owlupicious. I think you should join my team”

Jenifer: “What’s you’re name honey?”

Shandy: “Shandy....err....ShandyPants”

Jenifer: “Well you can shandy those pants over to Team JHud sugar. I know exactly how to handle you baby”. 

<Shandy actually shandies his pants>

Shandy: “fwggg fmnnnn nnnnnnn ahhh”

Jenifer: “What was that honey?”

Shandy: “Errr”

<Shandy strategically places his hand over the front of his trouser>

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “Your Welsh aren’t you?”

Shandy: “No”

(Mr) Tom: “Well you sound Welsh. Come to my team and I’ll make you the best singer to come out of Wales”

Shandy: “I’m not Welsh”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

(Mr) Tom: “YEAH!!!”

Ollie: “Wibble”

Jenifer “It’s time to choose honey. Who are you going to go with!”

Shandy: “If I choose you Jenifer, can we do the sex thing please?”

Jenifer: “No honey, no!”

Shandy: “In that case, I choose Mr Tom”. 

 

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