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13 hours ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

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@asteener1867 said:

 

The football Gods owe nobody nothing..They are capricious and to even contemplate what they may or may not do can bring about their wrath...

Do you want that...Gods wrath?..The wrath of the Gods.,.....Does that sound like a good thing?

Carry on goin'

"Well thats us not relegated then...."

*Kills ANOTHER f.ookin' chicken...*

 

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Zeus: Look at them. They think they can actually do it. 

Poseidon: Shall I raise the river again like I did before?

Zeus: No, that was fun for a short while. But once their old chairman got his underwater phone sorted they soon recovered. No we need something more. Something more painful! 

Aphrodite: I have made them fall in love with Hector and set them up to have their hearts broken in the summer.

Zeus: Thats the long game. We need something now! Immediate.

Hera: Don't worry dear, it's all at hand. For Hades has come from the darkness and is letting the other lot on the other side of the city have a good season. There is no greater pain. That's punishment enough.

Zeus: No! We need more. More smite! Fetch a..

Ares: Do you want me to summon some of my sword fighting skeletons and wreak havoc near the beres tramstop?

Zeus : No. They like a fight these lot .

Ares: Kicking fences , throwing a bottle of pop with no lid and  pointing aggressively is hardly match for my skeletal warriors!

Zeus: They have no fear or skeletons when they've 8 pints of Stella inside them. No. I want worse than that. Hera, knock me up another Dutch manger ... another Darren Potter. Oh, and ....a non-striped home shirt.

Ha.ha. Hahaha hahaha hah

All: Mwhahahahahahahahhahaha

 

 

That photo is mega:laugh:

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8 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said:

Do I spy Cassandra, the soothsayer? Ooh, poor love. Woe, woe & thrice woe befall the people of Gemorrha. And Soddem? Well exactly.

As private parts to the gods are we; they play with us for their sport.

Ode to Venus; I can’t think of anything to rhyme with Venus. Well he’s the only one who can’t! 

tail. P enis.

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Let us all pray to the gods and worship them for their mercy, for their goodwill and for their downright despicable interference to get us there to the detriment of all other clubs...

 

Let us pray to Waddle, the God of the Dribble,

To Hirst, the God of the Unstoppable Shot,

To Walker, the God Who Lets Nothing Past,

And to Nilsson, the God of Everything Else Not Included in the Above

 

"Kum-ba-yah, my lord, kum-by-yah...."

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5 hours ago, asteener1867 said:

Blasphemer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would tend to agree, but I got word from on high that the Gods planned on having Abdi play half a match before the season ends, but the concensus was that even they couldn't pull it off!

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23 hours ago, bobness said:

Concensus was that even they couldn't pull it off!

 

Has he some sort of growth need removing? 

It'd one thing after the other with him. 

 

Unless they're confusing him with the late Shergar like many of our posters! 

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1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Good God! Poor Abdi. 

Poor us. No chance of recouping our money now.

 

 

Or perhaps the best chance of recouping some funds!

 

The can of John West says nothing about it being "Abdi friendly"!

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