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5 minutes ago, Morepork said:

We can still have the last laugh if Abdi returns with Medusa's head.....

 

There is more chance of seeing Lord Lucan ride down Penistone Rd on Shergar , than seeing Abdi in a wednesday shirt. 

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9 minutes ago, Morepork said:

We can still have the last laugh if Abdi returns with Medusa's head.....

 

He should be safe. She can hardly turn him to stone he's already dust! 

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1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

First a word from  our sponsor:

 

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@asteener1867 said:

 

The football Gods owe nobody nothing..They are capricious and to even contemplate what they may or may not do can bring about their wrath...

Do you want that...Gods wrath?..The wrath of the Gods.,.....Does that sound like a good thing?

Carry on goin'

"Well thats us not relegated then...."

*Kills ANOTHER f.ookin' chicken...*

 

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Zeus: Look at them. They think they can actually do it. 

Poseidon: Shall I raise the river again like I did before?

Zeus: No, that was fun for a short while. But once their old chairman got his underwater phone sorted they soon recovered. No we need something more. Something more painful! 

Aphrodite: I have made them fall in love with Hector and set them up to have their hearts broken in the summer.

Zeus: Thats the long game. We need something now! Immediate.

Hera: Don't worry dear, it's all at hand. For Hades has come from the darkness and is letting the other lot on the other side of the city have a good season. There is no greater pain. That's punishment enough.

Zeus: No! We need more. More smite! Fetch a..

Ares: Do you want me to summon some of my sword fighting skeletons and wreak havoc near the beres tramstop?

Zeus : No. They like a fight these lot .

Ares: Kicking fences , throwing a bottle of pop with no lid and  pointing aggressively is hardly match for my skeletal warriors!

Zeus: They have no fear or skeletons when they've 8 pints of Stella inside them. No. I want worse than that. Hera, knock me up another Dutch manger ... another Darren Potter. Oh, and ....a non-striped home shirt.

Ha.ha. Hahaha hahaha hah

All: Mwhahahahahahahahhahaha

 

 

 

 

Hey! What's Krak....?

 

 

(...en)

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"Fear not my dear children. My fellow Gods will not forsake you!"

 

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4 hours ago, S36 OWL said:

 

There is more chance of seeing Lord Lucan ride down Penistone Rd on Shergar , than seeing Abdi in a wednesday shirt. 

He wears one at home doesn’t he ? 

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3 hours ago, dewsburyowl58 said:

He wears one at home doesn’t he ? 

 

Who Lucan or Abdi?!

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18 minutes ago, dewsburyowl58 said:

Abdi 

 

Never been seen in the same room together either have they?!

 

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Jesus: (for it is he) No thou art wrong to doubt me Lord Thomas Snooty. They shall finish 6th and in a mighty struggle shall defeat the forces of the BBCelzebub in a two legged affair in May.

Thus will the army of evil be vanquished for eternity or at least until you go down the season after.

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1 minute ago, Peacenocchio said:

Jesus: (for it is he) No thou art wrong to doubt me Lord Thomas Snooty. They shall finish 6th and in a mighty struggle shall defeat the forces of the BBCelzebub in a two legged affair in May.

Thus will the army of evil be vanquished for eternity or at least until you go down the season after.

 

Don't come here giving all that one Jesus. Or should I say....Zarg!

You might have got the others fooled with your convenient hipster son of carpenter back story but you forget that I have a time machine and I was present the first time you came here.

 

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let he who is without hope cast the first pie...then Sam left to mount Olive

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2 minutes ago, sherlyegg said:

.then Sam left to mount Olive

 

Don't tell Popeye!

 

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1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Don't tell Popeye!

 

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Oh that Olive, not this oneolive.jpg.691d31fe4fd223a96f5314b4fd640585.jpg then.

 

 

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Do I spy Cassandra, the soothsayer? Ooh, poor love. Woe, woe & thrice woe befall the people of Gemorrha. And Soddem? Well exactly.

As private parts to the gods are we; they play with us for their sport.

Ode to Venus; I can’t think of anything to rhyme with Venus. Well he’s the only one who can’t! 

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