Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) First a word from our sponsor: @asteener1867 said: The football Gods owe nobody nothing..They are capricious and to even contemplate what they may or may not do can bring about their wrath... Do you want that...Gods wrath?..The wrath of the Gods.,.....Does that sound like a good thing? Carry on goin' "Well thats us not relegated then...." *Kills ANOTHER f.ookin' chicken...* Zeus: Look at them. They think they can actually do it. Poseidon: Shall I raise the river again like I did before? Zeus: No, that was fun for a short while. But once their old chairman got his underwater phone sorted they soon recovered. No we need something more. Something more painful! Aphrodite: I have made them fall in love with Hector and set them up to have their hearts broken in the summer. Zeus: Thats the long game. We need something now! Immediate. Hera: Don't worry dear, it's all at hand. For Hades has come from the darkness and is letting the other lot on the other side of the city have a good season. There is no greater pain. That's punishment enough. Zeus: No! We need more. More smite! Fetch a.. Ares: Do you want me to summon some of my sword fighting skeletons and wreak havoc near the beres tramstop? Zeus : No. They like a fight these lot . Ares: Kicking fences , throwing a bottle of pop with no lid and pointing aggressively is hardly match for my skeletal warriors! Zeus: They have no fear or skeletons when they've 8 pints of Stella inside them. No. I want worse than that. Hera, knock me up another Dutch manger ... another Darren Potter. Oh, and ....a non-striped home shirt. Ha.ha. Hahaha hahaha hah All: Mwhahahahahahahahhahaha Edited March 13, 2019 by Lord Snooty 1 1 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 We can still have the last laugh if Abdi returns with Medusa's head..... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Morepork said: We can still have the last laugh if Abdi returns with Medusa's head..... There is more chance of seeing Lord Lucan ride down Penistone Rd on Shergar , than seeing Abdi in a wednesday shirt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Morepork said: We can still have the last laugh if Abdi returns with Medusa's head..... He should be safe. She can hardly turn him to stone he's already dust! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: First a word from our sponsor: @asteener1867 said: The football Gods owe nobody nothing..They are capricious and to even contemplate what they may or may not do can bring about their wrath... Do you want that...Gods wrath?..The wrath of the Gods.,.....Does that sound like a good thing? Carry on goin' "Well thats us not relegated then...." *Kills ANOTHER f.ookin' chicken...* Zeus: Look at them. They think they can actually do it. Poseidon: Shall I raise the river again like I did before? Zeus: No, that was fun for a short while. But once their old chairman got his underwater phone sorted they soon recovered. No we need something more. Something more painful! Aphrodite: I have made them fall in love with Hector and set them up to have their hearts broken in the summer. Zeus: Thats the long game. We need something now! Immediate. Hera: Don't worry dear, it's all at hand. For Hades has come from the darkness and is letting the other lot on the other side of the city have a good season. There is no greater pain. That's punishment enough. Zeus: No! We need more. More smite! Fetch a.. Ares: Do you want me to summon some of my sword fighting skeletons and wreak havoc near the beres tramstop? Zeus : No. They like a fight these lot . Ares: Kicking fences , throwing a bottle of pop with no lid and pointing aggressively is hardly match for my skeletal warriors! Zeus: They have no fear or skeletons when they've 8 pints of Stella inside them. No. I want worse than that. Hera, knock me up another Dutch manger ... another Darren Potter. Oh, and ....a non-striped home shirt. Ha.ha. Hahaha hahaha hah All: Mwhahahahahahahahhahaha Hey! What's Krak....? (...en) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 "Fear not my dear children. My fellow Gods will not forsake you!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 4 hours ago, S36 OWL said: There is more chance of seeing Lord Lucan ride down Penistone Rd on Shergar , than seeing Abdi in a wednesday shirt. He wears one at home doesn’t he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 3 hours ago, dewsburyowl58 said: He wears one at home doesn’t he ? Who Lucan or Abdi?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: Who Lucan or Abdi?! Abdi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, dewsburyowl58 said: Abdi Never been seen in the same room together either have they?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Jesus: (for it is he) No thou art wrong to doubt me Lord Thomas Snooty. They shall finish 6th and in a mighty struggle shall defeat the forces of the BBCelzebub in a two legged affair in May. Thus will the army of evil be vanquished for eternity or at least until you go down the season after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Peacenocchio said: Jesus: (for it is he) No thou art wrong to doubt me Lord Thomas Snooty. They shall finish 6th and in a mighty struggle shall defeat the forces of the BBCelzebub in a two legged affair in May. Thus will the army of evil be vanquished for eternity or at least until you go down the season after. Don't come here giving all that one Jesus. Or should I say....Zarg! You might have got the others fooled with your convenient hipster son of carpenter back story but you forget that I have a time machine and I was present the first time you came here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 let he who is without hope cast the first pie...then Sam left to mount Olive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, sherlyegg said: .then Sam left to mount Olive Don't tell Popeye! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mort AMB Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: Don't tell Popeye! Oh that Olive, not this one then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 Blimey O'reilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musn't Grumble Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 "And if you don't like the One True God... well.., I have others" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Love Olives OIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 And now Joao looks like being out till the end of the season. This is what happens @Costello 77. @asteener1867 tried to warn you. Now the curses but have begun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Do I spy Cassandra, the soothsayer? Ooh, poor love. Woe, woe & thrice woe befall the people of Gemorrha. And Soddem? Well exactly. As private parts to the gods are we; they play with us for their sport. Ode to Venus; I can’t think of anything to rhyme with Venus. Well he’s the only one who can’t! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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