steveger Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) Found the source of the clubs depressing run of bad injuries over the last few seasons, we have a resident Poltergeist at the club, it's been unleashed by the creepy Reverend Henry Kane who was the leader of a well known 19th century Utopian cult and secret follower of the blunts, he unleashed the entity onto our club which then causes numerous ongoing injuries to our players.... Here's the proof obtained using a special spiritual entity filter from a Mr C.reep.E bugger from South Dakota.... more to follow.... The Rev Henry Kane a few seasons ago Edited March 8, 2019 by steveger 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) Using a local "medium" we contacted the late Tangina Barrons who advised us to tell the players "to stay away from the light" especially "little Barry Anne" and she would be back in touch soon with a remedy. Edited March 8, 2019 by steveger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 I'm 60 now As long as I can remember we've always had more than our fair share of injuries I think it is to do with the training ground and the overuse of the few pitches we have there Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wilyfox Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Could be the beds our masseurs & physios use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 It's not so long ago we had to play a centre half up front because all our strikers were injured In one of the cup finals of 93, could have been both, I can't remember, we had to play a central midfield player at centre half because all our centre halves were injured If we're cursed, it's been going on a long time Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: I'm 60 now As long as I can remember we've always had more than our fair share of injuries I think it is to do with the training ground and the overuse of the few pitches we have there Apparently the training ground was built on an ancient native american burial ground (who were visiting for a conference on early steelmaking) Edited March 8, 2019 by steveger 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls about that Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Think our medical room equipment and staff need replacing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 49 minutes ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: It's not so long ago we had to play a centre half up front because all our strikers were injured Didn't Jos do this even when all our strikers weren't injured? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 A curse has always been the more believable of the options so I'm more than happy to buy into the Poltergeist theory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Don't know if I'm getting mixed up but wasn't it something to do with Dooley's leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) A gypsy lived on the land and was told to vacate it by the owner, Thomas Steade, that land is now the training ground; at the time she put a curse on anyone who used the land. The curse was that if anyone was to use the land, they would suffer hamstring injuries! Edited March 8, 2019 by Rogers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twaddle Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 I do think it was a bit of a mistake appointing our number 1 fan to the medical staff 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Poor utilisation of local training resources, i.e. Grenoside Woods, is a factor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 2 hours ago, steveger said: Apparently the training ground was built on an ancient native american burial ground (who were visiting for a conference on early steelmaking) 2 minutes ago, Simaniac Owl said: Poor utilisation of local training resources, i.e. Grenoside Woods, is a factor. I've done some research and think you're both right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Think it's aliens mesen, a bloke sits next to me who looks like Spock ...and is/was always saying illogical Carlos / Jos.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAnotherShez Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 hours ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: It's not so long ago we had to play a centre half up front because all our strikers were injured In one of the cup finals of 93, could have been both, I can't remember, we had to play a central midfield player at centre half because all our centre halves were injured If we're cursed, it's been going on a long time Colin Prophet at Arsenal, late 60s? Seems a long time ago to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj owl Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 5 hours ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: I'm 60 now As long as I can remember we've always had more than our fair share of injuries I think it is to do with the training ground and the overuse of the few pitches we have there Somebody posted a recent picture of the training ground where you could see that the pitches were well worn and looked to be rock hard (that sandy brown compacted mud!!) I ruptured my Achilles many years ago after pre-season training on a rock hard pitch where the muscles had basically lost their elasticity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Isn't there supposed to be a well in Owlerton with curative properties. Can't we just dunk em in there pre and post match. Be a marvellous spectacle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 13 hours ago, owls about that said: Think our medical room equipment and staff need replacing. Is that Bannan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legendaryswan Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) Dont recall us having many injuries when tony toms was in charge of training under Charlton and Wilko,so the training grounds not the source we need to stop buying weekfannys Edited March 9, 2019 by legendaryswan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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