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Scooby Dooby Dooby Doo

Who thefuckinghell are you?

 

My personal favourite alltime song

 

Sing something simple

You simpleTWATS!

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The facists changed sh*t to poo.... my god, we’re all big boys who aren’t easily offended.

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That chant that was sung in 2012. 

"Sheffield United suck my wee pipe EIEIO"

:ghoulguy:

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We've got David Pleat

He knows what it means

To be a KERBCRAWLINGBASTARD

In the PREMIERLEEEEEEEAGUE!

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Posted (edited)

Your brother's in borstal

Your sister's got pox

Your mother's anwhore on Liverpool docks

Your uncle's a flasher

Your auntie's a slag

And the Yorkshire Ripper's your dad......

 

Still comes up in my counselling sessions

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Why do all the old farts do that thing with their hands above their heads when the players are clapping the fans at the end of the game. It's embarrassing. 

 

 

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57 minutes ago, Not Jon Newsome said:

Why do all the old farts do that thing with their hands above their heads when the players are clapping the fans at the end of the game. It's embarrassing. 

 

 

 

I ant eard that one.

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On ‎05‎/‎03‎/‎2019 at 08:47, Albertowl said:

Whatever happened to:

 

(arms wide apart)

 

Tttthhhhe Wednesday...  clap clap clap

The Wednesday clap clap clap

repeat

 

 

Too difficult to follow for the younger generation, I mean what should they do with their phone when they're meant to be clapping?

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12 minutes ago, GY-owl.4 said:

 

I ant eard that one.

 

Like their worshipping the players but standing up, arms up and down over their head. 

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We took the shoreham                   And all that’s in it.                           We took the shoreham.                     In just one minute                             With hatchets and hammers.            Carving knives and spanner’s.         We’ll show the rumblezoids.                  How to fight.                

You’ll never take The Limit.              When The OCS are in it.                 We’re the pride of Sheffield 

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17 hours ago, Utah Owl said:

Strange, I seem to recall it being

 

We hate Nottingham Forest

We hate Sunderland too (and Leicester)

We hate Sheffield United

But Wednesday we love you!

 

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It probably varies with the division we were in at the time. Not much point hating Arsenal and Man U if you're one or two leagues lower than them. Personally, I could never understand Albert Quixall leaving Wednesday to go to the vastly inferior Man U. 

 

But possibly my point of view was a trifle biased.

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Get your xxx's out ............

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Der der der der de da der, der der or summat.

 

Dambusters tune.

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Let’s see who can finish this old beauty-

Millwall fan nicked a scarf ...........

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1 minute ago, Brommers said:

Der der der der de da der, der der or summat.

 

Dambusters tune.

We all hate Leeds and Leeds

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Not a classic but i think there's room for an Icelandic Thunder clap, replacing the OOOH with Bruce.  That skinny bloke in the kop who never has his top on could start it.

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Your not tough .... Your no good ...Your not fed on Yorkshire Pud !!!!!

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aye aye aye aye east bank republican army were barmy

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3 hours ago, The Claw said:

aye aye aye aye east bank republican army were barmy

".... wherever we go we fear no foe cos we are the EBRA"...happy days

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Will you come to Hillsborough?

 

Not many did so...

 

Come in a taxi..

You could have come in a taxi.

 

And for those that did....

 

You're going home in a f*****g ambulance

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