Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted March 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) "What your doin' here?" "It's a free country as far as I can remember, Barry" "Yer don't usually come in 'ere" "I'm just here to enjoy a drink" "Day before the Derby?! Where were yer last year?" "I came down here last year after the game. You remember the 0-0 massacre where you got one point and we got one point. There was no one in though." "Aye well you won't be getting any points tomorrer." "Well, we'll see, we'll see. We weren't getting anything the other year when we had 14 players out injured were we. The game when 50% of our squad was in the sick bay and our skipper got sent off with half an hour left on the clock....but....well...we did." "Bleedin' fluke that were" "Yes. Then we weren't getting anything last time out either ....but, well, we did, again." "Aye, well mebbe you might actually try and gi' us a game tomorrer! If yer can get the ball off of us" "Oh you're right there , quite right, you'll have the lions share of the ball. I wouldn't expect anything else from the club that invented total football" "Eh?" "Would you like a drink Barry? My shout. Stella is it?" "Eh, what , yeah, how did yer know?" "Wild stab in the dark. Yes. Got to fancy you tomorrow. The way you play. Anything less than an annihilation of us is akin to a loss really isn't it. " "Yeah...what....hang on, no!" "Absolutely huge pressure on you chaps tomorrow." "There int" "Oh come Barry, you're the team gunning for promotion. You're team playing the best football in the league. The pressure is all on you. We can go out and enjoy ourselves really. Play with freedom. We've nothing at stake. It's a free hit for Bruce in many ways. Dropped points means nothing to us." "Erm...wey they don't to us" "They do though don't they." "Ney-ow , pressures on your lot." "Pressure's on us? Hahah. You are a wag Barry. Is this that famous banter I've heard so much about?. No, what little pressure on us was not to be relegated after a wretched start to the season. That's gone. No, real pressure....real pressure comes with fighting it out at the top end. Always has done. Teams that can see the finishing line in sight. They're the teams that feel the pressure. That's United." "No!" "No what?" "Just no. Pissoff. "There's no need for that corky. Though I suppose it's understandable with all the pressure on you." "Yer tryna mek out its all on us" "It is." "'t'int." "It really is." "Whey....anyroad, we can afford to loyse this un , we've gorra game in hand" "Oh I don't think so Barry. I don't think so. You can't count on games in hand can you? It's all about points. You HAVE to win those games in hand. They're full of pressure. Mentally it can effect teams can't it if you don't win them? I mean I wasn't going to mention it but...well..since you've brought up the game in hand it's not so long ago that you had a few games in hand coming to Hillsborough. 'Mind the gap' year wasn't it? Then lost. But more...never recovered really. 6 more years of the pub league after that wasn't it." "Look knobheead, that were years ago. We're gonna batter your tomorrer" "There we go. That's better. I should think you are going to batter us too" "Eh?" "Playing Barcelona football. Divisions top scorer on your books." "Aye our Billeh." "Should be an absolute whitewash. Mind, doesn't seem to be able to find the net against us . 5 games and counting last I heard" "We're gonna do yer! Yer won't know what hit yer. We won't come and shut up shop like your lot" "No you won't will you. No you won't. You'll come flying out of the traps" "'kin will!" "Yes. Charging out. Leaving those big gaps at the back while everyone pushes on desperate to put us to bed" "Yeah!" "Mind. We've got some pace now. Always nice to have pace on the counter..." "Counter! We'll have bloody buried yer by aif time" "Indeed. Mind, you said that in...oh when was it... '79? Absolutely flying weren't you as I remember it, yes that's right it was 'gonna be a massacre' . And it was of course, but not in the way you thought. Mind you, that was in the days when massacres were massacres wasn't it. Not two goal leads. Massacres aren't what they used to be. Yes but that Massacre, the proper one....lost the derby and bombed to mid-table didn't you?" "Ugh" "And then down to the 4th division the following year wasn't it? Funny how history seems to have a habit of repeating itself - lose the derby lose momentum" "I'm gonna smash your f*cking head in yer poncy twatt" "Is that a song by the Beautiful South?" "What yer on about you, yer dikk'ed?!" "Oooh hello, who's this staggering over? Your brother?" "That our lass yer cheeky tw-" "Oh sorry, of course, my mistake. Hello dear. Nice tooth." "Nah then!" "Oh wow. Knuckle tattoos. You don't see many ladies with those these days, it's more sanskrit on the back of the hand these days isn't it. You don't see many of the old blue ink jobs at all." "I did it forra" "Indeed. What does it say? Oh yes....I see. So are you a big fan of German Bluegrass rockers then?" "Eh?" "LUVHAT" "It's Love- hate. Yer idiot can't yer read?!" "Calm down Barry. Deary me. Is there's the jukebox in here? I'll put some music on, lighten the mood. You seem a bit uptight. It'll be all that pressure." "Do what tha wants and there int nor pressure ont Blair-des!!" "If you say so Barry. Right, lets see....one selection for a pound.... bit steep. What have we got here .......ahh...453A .....there we go. Ooh, excuse me, I've got a text. It's Stubbs, he's outside. He's come to pick me up. Right, must dash. Enjoy your song Barry. Goodnight. Try not to let the pressure get to you." "Good evening, Sir." "Evening Stubbs. What's for tea?" "Gammon, Sir" "Oooh no. Not tonight. I've seen enough gammon tonight to last me a lifetime." Championship Hillsborough Stadium Kick off : 7:45 Team News Sheffield Wednesday will hope to have defenders Morgan Fox (back) and Jordan Thorniley (concussion) fit for Monday's Steel City derby at Hillsborough. If neither makes it then left back will be a choice of Liam Palmer or a step in from the cold for Daniel Pudil. The match will see Owls boss Steve Bruce go up against the side with whom he began his managerial career in 1998. They have no concerns up front where he will be hoping striker Steven Fletcher can keep up his excellent recent form, the scot having bagged 3 in his last two games, including a terrific overhead kick against Swansea Sheffield United will have defender Jack O'Connell back after missing the past three matches with a hamstring injury. Blunts boss Mardiola will have to make a decision on whether to give a place to George Baldock who has been recovering from a calf problem. John Egan was taken off midway through last weekend's 1-0 win over West Brom but is also fit again, Mardiola has confirmed. Match facts Each of the last two league meetings between Sheffield Wednesday and Sheffield United have finished 0-0 - they last played out three consecutive league draws between 1992 and 1993. Sheffield United are looking to record back-to-back league wins over Sheffield Wednesday at Hillsborough for the first time since October 1937. This is the first league meeting between Sheffield Wednesday and Sheffield United on a Monday since April 1971 - a 0-0 draw in the second tier. Sheffield United have won their last three Championship matches without conceding - they have not won four in a row without conceding at this level since December 1969. In all competitions, Steve Bruce has won seven of his nine matches against former side Sheffield United (D1 L1), though he lost most recently as Aston Villa manager in September 2018. Sheffield United striker Billy Sharp has failed to score in five league appearances against Sheffield Wednesday for the Blades, only facing Charlton Athletic as often without scoring for United (also five games). COME ON WEDNESDAY! Edited March 3, 2019 by Lord Snooty 43 6 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) OMDT worthy of the occasion, thanks Snoots. Come on Wednesday, throw everything at em. They need reminding of their place in the world. Edited March 3, 2019 by Morepork 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Beautiful Snoots me ol mucker, truely. 18-0 to us. Fletcher with 10, Nuhiu with 3 from the bench, palmer with 2, 2 from REach, and the last from Westwood, who got very bored, as their Billeh had buggered off to the chippy, then the bus driver blames the wrong type of desso being used. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Derby quality OMDT Snoots. Bruce will have a plan to turn these over... COME ON WEDNESDAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sw1867 Posted March 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: "Oooh hello, who's this staggering over? Your brother?" "That our lass yer cheeky tw-" "Oh sorry, of course, my mistake. Hello dear. Nice tooth." Brilliant!!! 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Think you're peaking here snoots. They haven't got the imagination to have this kind of quality on their forum. Triple pips for corky and UTO!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Took me back to a similar conversation in the Cannon many many years ago ... As always impeccable Snoots. A healthy hearty victory for us tomorrow, it doesn't matter who plays what or where ..... We will Tan their backsides good n proper . "Win or lose we follow the Blue's" ( N Jack n Meg)..... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Brilliant Milord. No pressure lads, go out and enjoy your football and reap the honours. 4 - 0 to THE MIGHTY OWLS Reach, Fletch 2, Aarons COME ON WEDNESDAY !!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibon Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Bit breezy tonight though. Peptic Mardiola isn’t the only windbag in Sheffield. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogerwyldesmullet Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Cheers Snoots May the best team win as long as it’s us. UTO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 I've been told not to do it...the doctor's warned me not to do it.. I mustn't do it... I really must not do it.... Something wonderful is going to happen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzard1867 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Excellent work Snoots. Fletchers on fire, your defence (goalkeeper) is terrified Fletchers on fire, your defence (goalkeeper) is terrified Fletchers on fire, your defence (goalkeeper) is terrified 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzard1867 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, Rogerwyldesmullet said: Cheers Snoots May the best team win as long as it’s us. UTO We are the better team. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Horse Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 2-0 to us. Reach with both goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Fantastic work Mi`Lord Im still calm , no nerves yet 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatfordOwl Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Brilliant matchday thread sir. Lets hope we smash the Blavges! COME ON WEDNESDAY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 3 points by anyway possible please Wednesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Brilliant again Snoots. Let's do this. Come onnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyCraig Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Brilliant as always. C'mon lads make it one to remember. Reach is due a worldy by now surely. UTO. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Classic omdt snoots and let's hope we play as good as we have been and we certainly give them a game and really think we could win it, I'm going for a 2-1 win for us and keep climbing the table, in Bruce we trust 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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