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We are the best in Sheffield! We are the best in Sheffield! We have beaten United 3-1 in football!! It is completely believable! We have beaten the piggies! Sheffield, birthplace of a giant.

Sean Bean, Neil Warnock, Dave Bassett, Jessica Ennis, Chris Kamara (?), Alan Cork (??), Billy Blunt, Charlie Webster – we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all!

Chris Wilder can you hear me? Chris Wilder, I have a message for you in the middle of your promotion campaign. I have a message for you: We have sh*t on your campaign.

Chris Wilder, as they say in your language in the chicken shops on the Wicker: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!

 

 

I'm quite confident....

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1 minute ago, HirstWhoScoredIt said:

I hope that is a first draft 

I'm have a consultation later with a Norwegian guy who is quite good at speeches. 

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Have we sunk that low that beating them as come to this.

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4 hours ago, Colinwestzicoest said:

We are the best in Sheffield! We are the best in Sheffield! We have beaten United 3-1 in football!! It is completely believable! We have beaten the piggies! Sheffield, birthplace of a giant.

Sean Bean, Neil Warnock, Dave Bassett, Jessica Ennis, Chris Kamara (?), Alan Cork (??), Billy Blunt, Charlie Webster – we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all!

Chris Wilder can you hear me? Chris Wilder, I have a message for you in the middle of your promotion campaign. I have a message for you: We have sh*t on your campaign.

Chris Wilder, as they say in your language in the chicken shops on the Wicker: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!

 

 

I'm quite confident....

I think your reference is wasted on here.

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Drugs?

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Attention seeking?

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2 hours ago, jamthesun said:

I think your reference is wasted on here.

No, most get it’s a riff on the Norwegian commentary, my issue is that speech was used at the point of an unexpected victory against a vastly superior opponent.

The piggies ain’t that pal.

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Not exactly Churchill, is it...

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45 minutes ago, SiJ said:

Not exactly Churchill, is it...

 

 

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41 minutes ago, Simaniac Owl said:

Just get garymegson to make the speech.

 

 

On racial slurs

 

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Sorry about Fessi's winner and injuries to Billy Bunter and Madine and those Blunt red cards.

 

Leeds are wobbling so let's also blunt Blades' run in. 

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13 hours ago, fred mciver said:

Sorry about Fessi's winner and injuries to Billy Bunter and Madine and those Blunt red cards.

 

Leeds are wobbling so let's also blunt Blades' run in. 

That's the spirit!

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For me  beating that chavvy lot is great satisfaction that all is right in the world

to ott rave about winning it is to give them status and for all they are doing well at this moment they have little status with me  form is cyclical class is permanent 

 

I was there that boxing day when they + sabella were going to rip us to shreds  this has a very similar set up    step forward a modern day mellor and curran 

 

 

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