Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted February 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) "Good God man hard left, hard left we don't want to go to bloody Syria!" "I have no intention of going to Syria Sir" "Well good, because with the number of petitions popping up on my Facebook feed the last 24 hours we'd never be allowed home again!" "I'm merely using a jet stream to save fuel Sir" "And you're sure this is the way?" "Indeed Sir. Nepal is where Hargreaves is currently holed up. A place high in the mountains." "And you're sure he has Sid James pipe with him?" "Indeed Sir. From a very good source." "Not the monkey in the Fez in the bloody market again I hope!" "No Sir. I got it from Stuart Gray and his glittering smile" "You found Gray and his glittering smile?" "Yes Sir." "Well where the bloody hell is he now then? Why isn't he with us? Why didn't you bring him? We'll only have to go back for him. We could have killed two emoji birds with one stone" "Well there's the rub sir. Gray was a free emoji. and quite enjoying life" "What?" "Hargreaves had kidnapped him sir, but the Owlstalk overlord needed to lose some weight from the hot air balloon when they left Addis Ababa. He left Gray behind knowing that Sid has a much greater leverage as a hostage" "But where is Gray?" " Well when I say he left Gray behind , more to the fact he threw him overboard" "Oh my ...oh no...." "He's quite alright Sir. It's incredibly hard to kill an emoji via a long drop. It might wibble their pixels for a while. But Gray was quite well when I saw him" "But bloody where, where did you see him?!" "He was holed up in a bar in Socotra." "Socrotra?!" "Yes Sir. He's been making a decent living as a Pirate robbing rich tourists in the Arabian sea." "A bloody Pirate?" "Yes. In a replica of the Endevour Sir." "Ohhh. Really? What a quality touch Stubbs. A quality touch. A proper ship. Old school ship. In a sea of boring super cruisers.. He always had a bit of class, as such, old Stuart." "Very much so Sir. And his crew love him. Adore him.They love a jeweled tooth around there" "It's not a jeweled tooth it's a twinkly smile!" "They don't know that though Sir. Anyway, the upshot is that Stuart twinkle emoki is quite happy marauding the seas. He said he found the confines of the Internet message board a bit restrictive in all honesty." "So he didn't want saving? Not at all?" "Quite so Sir , and it's because of that that I must ask if you really think it's worth chasing Hargeaves and the Sid James Pipe emoji across the globe? I mean, have you thought that Sid might not want saving either?" "Nonsense Stubbs! Sid james emoji loves it on Owlstalk . It's his home. Besides, it's given his career a real shot in the arm and brought his cheesy smile to a whole new generation of fans" "Very well. You do know we're going to miss the Rotherham game Sir?" "Why are we?" "Because we're due to crash-land on the side of a Nepalese mountain range in about two hours." "It's ok. We'll get a better Stream than we do in Sheffield!" "True." "Onward Stubbs. Onwards" *** Sky Bet Championship 1:00pm Saturday 16th February New York Stadium *** Team News Rotherham boss Paul Warne has no fresh injuries for Saturday's Tinpot derby against Sheffield Wednesday. Defender Clark Robertson should be fit despite a persistent ankle problem, while Ryan Williams (hamstring) was on the bench for the midweek draw at Hull. Wednesday captain Tom Lees the the side could return after missing the last two games with a shin injury. Loan signing Rolando Aarons is pushing for a first start after making two appearances as a substitute. *** Match facts Rotherham United have won none of their last 11 home league matches against Sheffield Wednesday (W0 D2 L9), since a 1-0 win in March 1976. Sheffield Wednesday have lost one of their last eight league games against Rotherham (W5 D2), a 0-1 defeat in March 2016. Rotherham's last three home Championship defeats when scoring first have all been in Yorkshire derbies - against Huddersfield Town in February 2017, Hull City in August 2018 and Leeds United in January 2019. Sheffield Wednesday, who lost to Hull City in January, have not lost consecutive Yorkshire derbies in the league since October 2012, when they lost to Huddersfield Town and Hull City. Rotherham's 2-2 draw with Hull saw the Millers come from two goals down to avoid defeat in a Championship match for the first time since March 2016, when they did so against Derby. Lucas Joao has scored three goals in three Championship starts against Rotherham for Sheffield Wednesday, including a brace in this season's reverse fixture. Edited February 16, 2019 by Belfast Owl 2 18 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 A Sunderland Flying Boat......................................not a Rotherham sinking ship? 2-1 Owls Look we haven't conceded in ages but we haven't scored either so things'll change 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 0-0 win to the Owls or summat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffwed94 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Sky Bet Championship 3:00pm Saturday 16th February New York Stadium I reckon we tweet this to the Rotherham players and see if they turn up for the match 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 We will win thirty five - nil at football, drink all the beer and shag their lasses afterwards. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) Thanks Snoots. I've been meeting up with Gray every time he brings the Endeavour back to NZ for repairs......"as such!!!" He maintains that he'd happily return if Neil apologises!!! Back to the match. Come on Wednesday, lets plant one firmly on the chin of Toytown!!! 3-1 Wednesday. Edited February 16, 2019 by Morepork 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, pauli said: We will win thirty five - nil at football, drink all the beer and shag their lasses afterwards. You can have my share. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pauli Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) Rotherham lasses do first date bum sex Edited February 16, 2019 by pauli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Soapy titwanks and allsorts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, pauli said: coward This is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Rovrum lasses are 2 baggers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Top stuff Mi' Lud C'MON WEDNESDAY...! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Rotherham lasses make lady diana look like a nun in comparison and she was well famous for her insatiable thirst for cöck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Why has it underlined the word "cöck"? I'm on a list now. Thanks owlstalk fannies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Great as always snoots and I hope you brought plenty of warm clothes with you when you land on the mountain but let's hope you catch Hargreaves shortly or the season will be over by the time your back. Anyway I reckon we will win this 2 nil and start a run of wins that will get us into the top half of the table Uto 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Brilliant Snoots. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord Snooty Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share Posted February 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Morepork said: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, as such. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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