Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted February 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2019 4am Somewhere. Egypt "Good morning Sir." "Morning Stubbs..... Arrh...my arris" "I did tell you to rub some arnica on it Sir." "The boniest bloody camel I've ever ridden!" "Ridden a lot of camels have you Sir?" "Never mind that, wheres the coffee?" "The coffee is gone Sir. Along with the camels. And our guide." "Gone? Where the bloody hell have they gone?" "Off into the great yonder Sir" "The theiving gets!" "It's that sort of outburst that is probably the reason they left Sir" "Eh?" "Last night Sir. When you finished off the brandy reserves and started singing the thieves song from Alladin at them Sir" "I was trying to get in with them Stubbs. Social chameleon me." "Indeed Sir." "Bloody hell Stubbs. I'm sore. Hungry. And I'm starting to think this whole thing is a waste of bloody time." "Not really Sir. I was talking to the young boy who tends the camels last night , before you offended their owners...." "Oh?" "And he says there is a rumour in the market town. That a bald man passed through just last week." "Hargreaves!" "Possibly Sir" "He said there was a rumour that he..... had a companion. A companion with..... a pipe, and...... a letcherous , bawdy laugh" "Sid! . Good God Stubbs! Where the hell are they?" "Here's the thing Sir. They were heading to the Airport" "Damn the man. He's always a step ahead. Come Stubbs, there isn't a second to spare." "Sir. You do know we have an OMDT to do. We play Millwall today" "F*ck Millwall Stubbs, the very foundations of Owlstalk are at stake here" "But Sir.." "Oh very well. Send the stats to the mod using the last messenger Dove" "Very good Sir" MILWALL - V - WEDNESDAY Sky Bet Championship 7:45pm Tuesday 12th February New Den TEAM NEWS Millwall will give a fitness test to forward Tom Elliott for Tuesday's visit of Steve Bruce's Owls, as he nears a comeback after a dislocated shoulder. Manager Neil Harris will be without Ben Amos, Conor McLaughlin and Tom Bradshaw because of ongoing injuries. Sheffield Wednesday have concerns about captain Tom Lees, whose shin injury kept him out of the draw with Reading. January signings Dominic Iorfa and Achraf Lazaar could make their Wednesday debuts in the capital. Opta stats Millwall have won one of their last 10 league matches against Sheffield Wednesday (D3 L6), a 2-1 win at the Den last season. Sheffield Wednesday have won three of their last four league matches against Millwall (L1). Millwall have won their last five league matches played on Tuesday, a run stretching back to February 2018 - a 2-1 home win over Sheffield Wednesday Sheffield Wednesday have lost their last six league matches against teams from London, including five away games in that time. Millwall haven't failed to score in three consecutive home league matches since August 2013. Sheffield Wednesday manager Steve Bruce has lost five of his last six away Championship matches in London (W1), not including his defeat at Wembley in last season's play-off final with Aston Villa. COME ON WEDNESDAY! 13 8 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Is that Katrien I can see in the tent..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Abaht time too! Weears tha been lad! Folk are waitin on thi. We should be looking at three points toneet but not holding me breath. It’ll be a mistake to go defensive, never seems to work. I hope Joao and Aarons get a chance to run at their defence, might mek it more entertaining. UTO! Bring Back Sid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 COME ON WEDNESDAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 UTO! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Ah, thought as much When the OMDT wasn't up this morning I said to t'missus "They'll be chasing Hargreaves across a desert somewhere ... on camels." Turns out I were right 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debram Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: 4am Somewhere. Egypt "Good morning Sir." "Morning Stubbs..... Arrh...my arris" "I did tell you to rub some arnica on it Sir." "The boniest bloody camel I've ever ridden!" "Ridden a lot of camels have you Sir?" "Never mind that, wheres the coffee?" "The coffee is gone Sir. Along with the camels. And our guide." "Gone? Where the bloody hell have they gone?" "Off into the great yonder Sir" "The theiving gets!" "It's that sort of outburst that is probably the reason they left Sir" "Eh?" "Last night Sir. When you finished off the brandy reserves and started singing the thieves song from Alladin at them Sir" "I was trying to get in with them Stubbs. Social chameleon me." "Indeed Sir." "Bloody hell Stubbs. I'm sore. Hungry. And I'm starting to think this whole thing is a waste of bloody time." "Not really Sir. I was talking to the young boy who tends the camels last night , before you offended their owners...." "Oh?" "And he says there is a rumour in the market town. That a bald man passed through just last week." "Hargreaves!" "Possibly Sir" "He said there was a rumour that he..... had a companion. A companion with..... a pipe, and...... a letcherous , bawdy laugh" "Sid! . Good God Stubbs! Where the hell are they?" "Here's the thing Sir. They were heading to the Airport" "Damn the man. He's always a step ahead. Come Stubbs, there isn't a second to spare." "Sir. You do know we have an OMDT to do. We play Millwall today" "F*ck Millwall Stubbs, the very foundations of Owlstalk are at stake here" "But Sir.." "Oh very well. Send the stats to the mod using the last messenger Dove" "Very good Sir" MILWALL - V - WEDNESDAY Sky Bet Championship 7:45pm Tuesday 12th February New Den TEAM NEWS Millwall will give a fitness test to forward Tom Elliott for Tuesday's visit of Steve Bruce's Owls, as he nears a comeback after a dislocated shoulder. Manager Neil Harris will be without Ben Amos, Conor McLaughlin and Tom Bradshaw because of ongoing injuries. Sheffield Wednesday have concerns about captain Tom Lees, whose shin injury kept him out of the draw with Reading. January signings Dominic Iorfa and Achraf Lazaar could make their Wednesday debuts in the capital. Opta stats Millwall have won one of their last 10 league matches against Sheffield Wednesday (D3 L6), a 2-1 win at the Den last season. Sheffield Wednesday have won three of their last four league matches against Millwall (L1). Millwall have won their last five league matches played on Tuesday, a run stretching back to February 2018 - a 2-1 home win over Sheffield Wednesday Sheffield Wednesday have lost their last six league matches against teams from London, including five away games in that time. Millwall haven't failed to score in three consecutive home league matches since August 2013. Sheffield Wednesday manager Steve Bruce has lost five of his last six away Championship matches in London (W1), not including his defeat at Wembley in last season's play-off final with Aston Villa. COME ON WEDNESDAY! Happy travels snoots 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 What a carry on! I thought the cream was to treat an asp bite, or was it on the leg? Anyway, always a tricky trip this one. Especially when they're scrapping for points. Think we'll sneak it 1-0. Defence doing it's bit & a striker doing his. UTO. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 THE WEDNESDAY 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I bet that tent has seen some action over the years Snoots. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0rtherner Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Ah, short n sweet today, nonetheless a great matchday thread! Let's hit Millwall so fast and hard down the wings with our new recruits, the Lions won't know what just hit them! Up The Owls!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigash_swfc Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just checked Millwall fans forum, they think it's easy tonight. Throwing predictions around of 2, 3, 4 and even 5 nil. Quite ballsy to say their 20th in the league. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e6owl Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 39 minutes ago, debram said: Sheffield Wednesday have lost their last six league matches against teams from London, including five away games in that time. Is this true? We beat Millwall at home in August! Haven't played 6 matches against London teams since then. (Just one - a travesty at QPR) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just noticed the first sentence under Team News; Steve Bruce's Sheffield Wednesday. Oh, how we laughed at FLDC. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkskaphil Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, e6owl said: Is this true? We beat Millwall at home in August! Haven't played 6 matches against London teams since then. (Just one - a travesty at QPR) That's what the BBC page says, but they're wrong. Our last six league games against London clubs were: QPR (a) L 0-3 Millwall (h) W 2-1 Brentford (a) L 0-2 QPR (a) L 2-4 Fulham (h) L 0-1 Millwall (a) L 1-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Gerronit Milord, you must find Sid. We're all relying on you, or else. 0 - 3 to the Mighty Owls Fletch, Joao, Bannan COME ON WEDNESDAY !!! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pachyderm Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 IMHO we should win this one and leapfrog two spots in the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 16 minutes ago, pachyderm said: IMHO we should win this one and leapfrog two spots in the table. We've a chance as long as the old 5-5-0 formation from last year doesn't come out of the tactical tool bag. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Looks like they're not far in front of you MiLord. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Hookowl said: Looks like they're not far in front of you MiLord. "Those fellows up on the ridge?" "The Jawa Traders, Sir" "What do they trade?" "Nothing Sir. They're one of Hargreaves's Indie Bands." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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