Guest LittleG Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 10 hours ago, pauli said: I bought one. An entire section is roped off on the north stand and I get my nob sucked by attractive women. I'd settle for unattractive women!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, LittleG said: I'd settle for unattractive women!! You'll be ok then!! @pauli misread the fine print. Edited February 11, 2019 by Morepork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 10 hours ago, pauli said: I bought one. An entire section is roped off on the north stand and I get my nob sucked by attractive women. Wrong stand mate. You need to buy on on the Kop for those benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 36 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Wrong stand mate. You need to buy on on the Kop for those benefits. On the South Stand they take their false teeth out first. I got a 5 year one for the gumming alone!! Who cares if we go up???!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 minute ago, torres said: On the South Stand they take their false teeth out first. I got a 5 year one for the gumming alone!! Who cares if we go up???!!! Only thing getting sucked on the South Stand is a bag of Werthers Originals. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbloke no1 Posted February 11, 2019 Author Share Posted February 11, 2019 I bought it mainly because I have had couple of decent wins on horses and got spare cash at minute, which I might not have later,still think scheme is good if your in similar position,also no racing for a while,horses got flu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 minute ago, sonofbert2 said: Only thing getting sucked on the South Stand is a bag of Werthers Originals. Not if you know the right ladies pal Edna and Edith are pure filth!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Morepork said: There was an update from the club on the 5th - https://www.swfc.co.uk/news/2019/february/club-1867-update/ Interestingly, this update actually names 3 purchasers. John Smith, Fred Blogs and A N Other..... Edit: Was tongue in cheek joking there but having read the purchaser comments I'm now not sure. A Fan purchased one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, torres said: On the South Stand they take their false teeth out first. I got a 5 year one for the gumming alone!! Who cares if we go up???!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, alanharper said: Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets. By way of compensation The club will offer free transport to Northern General Hospital in a "Vitamin D-Taxi.".... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, alanharper said: Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 2 hours ago, alanharper said: Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets. Will you get me 2 if I let you guess my Client number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 32 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: How did you manage to get inside the D-Taxis cab office? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieB Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 I just wonder if DC is going to have a rant via a statement when he inevitably scraps the scheme again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
room0035 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Interesting point with these ticket though say we sold a few thousand to none season ticket holders. We get promoted next season will season ticket holder potentially lose their seats if people getting the 1867 tickets need somewhere to sit, or can you only buy the deal in empty seats. Don't think we have to much to worry about as the amount of people buying them so far could fit in 1 corporate box and we all know these are always empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvin Parsnip Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) They have started handing out bottles of Elev 8 to keep us at the very back of the massive, snaking around the car park mega queue awake ... Edited February 11, 2019 by elvin parsnip 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Praise the Lord. The deadline has been extended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 I note that the reason cited for the extension is the volume of fans queries, rather than demand... In other words, we've barely sold any (surprise surprise) and hopefully a few more might take it up in the next month if we win a few games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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