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Last day for 1867 tomorrow

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5 hours ago, Morepork said:

I actually think we'll sell a lot. At the same time, it will be quite difficult to meet anyone that owns one.

All the DC taxi drivers have joined up. 

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10 hours ago, pauli said:

I bought one.

 

An entire section is roped off on the north stand and I get my nob sucked by attractive women.

I'd settle for unattractive women!!

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1 minute ago, LittleG said:

I'd settle for unattractive women!!

 

You'll be ok then!! @pauli misread the fine print. lol

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10 hours ago, pauli said:

I bought one.

 

An entire section is roped off on the north stand and I get my nob sucked by attractive women.

 

Wrong stand mate.  You need to buy on on the Kop for those benefits. 

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36 minutes ago, S36 OWL said:

 

Wrong stand mate.  You need to buy on on the Kop for those benefits. 

 

On the South Stand they take their false teeth out first.

 

I got a 5 year one for the gumming alone!! Who cares if we go up???!!!

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1 minute ago, torres said:

 

On the South Stand they take their false teeth out first.

 

I got a 5 year one for the gumming alone!! Who cares if we go up???!!!

 

Only thing getting sucked on the South Stand is a bag of Werthers Originals.

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I bought it mainly because I have had couple of decent wins on horses and got spare cash at minute, which I might not have later,still think scheme is good if your in similar position,also no racing for a while,horses got flu

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1 minute ago, sonofbert2 said:

 

Only thing getting sucked on the South Stand is a bag of Werthers Originals.

 

Not if you know the right ladies pal

 

Edna and Edith are pure filth!!

 

 

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12 hours ago, Morepork said:

 

There was an update from the club on the 5th - https://www.swfc.co.uk/news/2019/february/club-1867-update/

 

Interestingly, this update actually names 3 purchasers. John Smith, Fred Blogs and A N Other..... lol

Edit: Was tongue in cheek joking there but having read the purchaser comments I'm now not sure.

A Fan purchased one.

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8 minutes ago, torres said:

 

On the South Stand they take their false teeth out first.

 

I got a 5 year one for the gumming alone!! Who cares if we go up???!!!

 

lol

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Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets.

 

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1 hour ago, alanharper said:

Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets.

 

By way of compensation 

The club will offer free transport to Northern General Hospital in a "Vitamin D-Taxi."....

 

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1 hour ago, alanharper said:

Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets.

 

 

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2 hours ago, alanharper said:

Just camped out all night with several thousand others to snap up the last few. Fair play to the club opening up the South Stand for us all to sit in, but due to the lack of legroom I actually woke up with rickets.

 

Will you get me 2 if I let you guess my Client number?

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32 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

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How did you manage to get inside the D-Taxis cab office?  

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I just wonder if DC is going to have a rant via a statement when he inevitably scraps the scheme again. 

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Interesting point with these ticket though say we sold a few thousand to none season ticket holders. We get promoted next season will season ticket holder potentially lose their seats if people getting the 1867 tickets need somewhere to sit, or can you only buy the deal in empty seats.

 

Don't think we have to much to worry about as the amount of people buying them so far could fit in 1 corporate box and we all know these are always empty.

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They have started handing out bottles of Elev 8 to keep us at the very back of the massive, snaking around the car park mega queue awake ...

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