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...Bruce chant as a two fingers to cricket critics.

( apologies if already done )

 

To the tune of Dreadlock Holiday....

 

We say,

We don't like Steve Bruce,

Oh no, We love him.

 

We say,

We don't like Steve Bruce,

Oh no, We love him.

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17 minutes ago, Rhubarb n Custard said:

...Bruce chant as a two fingers to cricket critics.

( apologies if already done )

 

To the tune of Dreadlock Holiday....

 

We say,

We don't like Steve Bruce,

Oh no, We love him.

 

We say,

We don't like Steve Bruce,

Oh no, We love him.

 

Is there a third verse? 

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To the tune of Sloop John B

”We have got Steve Bruce,

He looks like a sun tanned moose,

His nose is made from plasticine and glue,

He scored against us,

The pug ugly tuss,

He’s Bruce Almighty,

We’re on our way back”

Do do do do do do do etc.

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36 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said:

 

Is there a third verse? 

I got writers block after the 2nd lol

 

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He can start by calling us Wednesday and not Sheffield. 

 

Having managed Sheffield United, you’d think he’d know better. 

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He can start by telling Jennings to stop planting his front foot and wafting at anything angled towards second slip....

 

and as for for the team, try starting with a player within 50 yards of fletcher, that Joao kid who’s the top scorer is probably worth a look..... 

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Apart from it's 10cc and therefore can’t be good

 

lol

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33 minutes ago, Rhubarb n Custard said:

I got writers block after the 2nd lol

 

lol

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1 hour ago, Themagiccap said:

He can start by telling Jennings to stop planting his front foot and wafting at anything angled towards second slip....

 

and as for for the team, try starting with a player within 50 yards of fletcher, that Joao kid who’s the top scorer is probably worth a look..... 

Totally agree on both points

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What about 

 

Hoots mon

There’s a Bruce loose

About this hoose?

 

 

Edited by pgmetcalf

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