SolihullOwl79 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 So the crux of our situation is that Mr C has money but due to P & S he's not allowed to invest the money as the club has to be seen to create it's own revunue and not rely on him funding us? Well here's a thought, bare with: 1 Mr C could increase the match day ticket price to £50 all areas of the ground 2 Then he can access the club's database on fans who've bought match day tickets and season tickets for the previous 3 seasons to obtain their registered addresses. 3 He can work out the 32000 who've bought the most tickets and write to them with a personal cheque enclosed to value of £1150 (from him to them) for each of them to buy 23 home league match tickets at £50. 4) Cancel all existing season tickets and refund the pro rata value paid to each fan taking into account games already seen with their ticket. 5) Fans who've had their season tickets cancelled and costs reimbursed get match day tickets reserved in the same seats. 6) 32000 X £50 ticket generates £1.6m revenue per game (from home fans alone). Because the money is gifted from his personal money to each fan as a gift it is not part of the club's expense, when the fans buy the tickets it IS going to the club and therefore counts as Revenue. Nothing the EFL can do about a chairman personally gifting fans his personal wealth that they then spend on the company of which he is Chairman. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr Farrell Posted January 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2019 Cracker makes perfect sense. He could also put the pies up to £50 per pie, but hide a £50 note of his own money in each pie in a little plastic bag. Sell 5000 pies per match. That's £250k per game and 5 million a season. The logical next step would be to charge £20 for a dump in the ground, but make the toilet paper out of his own £20 notes. Im onboard with this idea. 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHERSTATE Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Could sell some players 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 We can call this ''plan B'' pal Nurse, get me the patients tablets straight away!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j17tjp Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said: Cracker makes perfect sense. He could also put the pies up to £50 per pie, but hide a £50 note of his own money in each pie in a little plastic bag. Sell 5000 pies per match. That's £250k per game and 5 million a season. The logical next step would be to charge £20 for a dump in the ground, but make the toilet paper out of his own £20 notes. Im onboard with this idea. can that still be used as legal tender ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) Jesus.....nobody let DC see the OP!!! DC's face when he gives every fan a grand of his own money and they spend it anywhere but S6.... Edited January 17, 2019 by Morepork 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, j17tjp said: can that still be used as legal tender ? As long as you don't wipe with the Queens face. True fact. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 How about he buys a foreign club which he has buy all our injured/worthless players and any that get fit can be loaned back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, j17tjp said: can that still be used as legal tender ? Of course. Ask Carlos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh_weds_we_love_you Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 30 minutes ago, OxonOwl said: How about he buys a foreign club which he has buy all our injured/worthless players and any that get fit can be loaned back. Imagine the melt down across the city if we bought an Italian team and they bought Abdi, Fox, and Pelupessy for £30m? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlton Palmreader Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) 49 minutes ago, OxonOwl said: How about he buys a foreign club which he has buy all our injured/worthless players and any that get fit can be loaned back. The Leicester/Leuven Method Edited January 17, 2019 by Klatslwo spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, oh_weds_we_love_you said: Imagine the melt down across the city if we bought an Italian team and they bought Abdi, Fox, and Pelupessy for £30m? Be brilliant, wouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick_Turpin Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, SolihullOwl79 said: So the crux of our situation is that Mr C has money but due to P & S he's not allowed to invest the money as the club has to be seen to create it's own revunue and not rely on him funding us? Well here's a thought, bare with: 1 Mr C could increase the match day ticket price to £50 all areas of the ground 2 Then he can access the club's database on fans who've bought match day tickets and season tickets for the previous 3 seasons to obtain their registered addresses. 3 He can work out the 32000 who've bought the most tickets and write to them with a personal cheque enclosed to value of £1150 (from him to them) for each of them to buy 23 home league match tickets at £50. 4) Cancel all existing season tickets and refund the pro rata value paid to each fan taking into account games already seen with their ticket. 5) Fans who've had their season tickets cancelled and costs reimbursed get match day tickets reserved in the same seats. 6) 32000 X £50 ticket generates £1.6m revenue per game (from home fans alone). Because the money is gifted from his personal money to each fan as a gift it is not part of the club's expense, when the fans buy the tickets it IS going to the club and therefore counts as Revenue. Nothing the EFL can do about a chairman personally gifting fans his personal wealth that they then spend on the company of which he is Chairman. This is how bad it's got. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcityowlsfan Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 The Udinese/Watford link worked well. How about a Genoa/Wednesday hook up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 55 minutes ago, oh_weds_we_love_you said: Imagine the melt down across the city if we bought an Italian team and they bought Abdi, Fox, and Pelupessy for £30m? Make it happen DC, Make it happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, steelcityowlsfan said: The Udinese/Watford link worked well. How about a Genoa/Wednesday hook up? What have poor Genoa done to deserve our shíte 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, OxonOwl said: Be brilliant, wouldn't it? Be hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlsend Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Mr Farrell said: Cracker makes perfect sense. He could also put the pies up to £50 per pie, but hide a £50 note of his own money in each pie in a little plastic bag. Sell 5000 pies per match. That's £250k per game and 5 million a season. The logical next step would be to charge £20 for a dump in the ground, but make the toilet paper out of his own £20 notes. Im onboard with this idea. In theory that sounds a really good idea there’s only one or two or maybe three problems you’d find me that 1 If it was done in the microwave I don’t think the metal lining in the £50 note would be much use boom 2 The plastic bag that you suggest that they put it in it could poison the food malting when it’s cooking 3 Tango man buys five pies he comes across the one with the plastic bag jokes to death and Tango family puts a legal action on Sheffield Wednesday for millions Edited January 17, 2019 by Owlsend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Owlsend said: In theory that sounds a really good idea there’s only one or two or maybe three problems you’d find me that 1 If it was done in the microwave I don’t think the metal lining in the £50 note would be much use boom 2 The plastic bag that you suggest that they put it in it could poison the food wells malting when it’s cooking 3 Tango man buys five pies he comes across the one with the plastic bag jokes to death and Tango family puts a lawsuit on Sheffield Wednesday for millions Always one who doesn't like change and can't think outside the box. I'm not even going to share my 'sit on the Chairmans knee to watch the match for £20k idea' then. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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