Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted January 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) "When you said 'views across Hulls historic Docks' I have to say I was expecting a little better than this Stubbs" "To be fair Sir, they've done the place up since I last visited." "Done it up!" "UK City of culture in 2017 Sir." "What sort of culture Stubbs! What sort of culture, the type that grows in a petri dish?!" "Apparently this is an up and coming part of the town Sir." "Up and coming at you with a broken bottle no doubt. Crikey Stubbs. Where are our rooms?" "Second floor Sir. "Well you drop the bags up and I'll meet you in the bar. See if we can get a bit of supper sorted out." "The bar? I don't really think we should go in the bar Sir" "Why not ?!" "Well, as you said Sir, though Hull is on the up there's still a certain roughness about the place" "They're just people Stubbs. Same as us" "Hmm. Yes. Very good Sir." "Good evening my good man, we're staying upstairs , I'd like to order some food. Do you have a menu?" "No." "No menu. But you do serve food don't you?" "Yeah" "Well what do you have?" "Cheyze" "Cheyze? Cheyze what?" "Cheyze sandwiches." "Oh, I see. Hmm. Anything else?" "Meyt." "Pardon?" "Meyt sandwiches" "Dare I ask what sort of meat?....no.....ok....do you do any other sorts of sandwiches?" "Cheyze and meyt" "Of course. How silly of me. Don't suppose there's any chance of, well y'know, you knocking me up a mixed grill eh? Bit of a favour for an old sea dog. Oooh ahh"" "No. Now are you gonna ponce about here all night or you gonna buy a drink or not?" "Yes, I'll have a glass of the Chateau Latour and half a shandy for my man." "Are you taking the p*ss?" "Pardon?" "Nah then Mrs Smithereen, is this bloke bothering your?" "I say old Cork, why don't you keep the beak out. Hang on...."Mrs" Smithereen? ...but I thought....but the beard?.....hey! get your hands off me matey there's a queue here and you should be at the back of ..hey ..urrrghghgghgh. arrghh ..get off, get off........oh Stubbs thank God....... Stubbs get him off...me....I say good Shot Stubbs, good shot old man , that's it get him with the old right hook.....uh-oh...there's more coming...." "Perhaps we should retire for the night Sir?" "Good idea." "You know Stubbs. I've half a mind to go back down there and complain.I expressly wanted a king size" "I wouldn't bother Sir. One look at you and the lot will go up" "Me!? Me?! Well, if you hadn't coming wading in we'd have been all right. I had everything under control" "Really....Sir?" "Yes really, I was just about to charm the woman. I'm a social chameleon me Stubbs. Oh yes. Doesn't take me but seconds to pick up the local lingo and colloquialisms, I'd have had them eating out of the palm of my hands. They'd have had me as one of their own. But you...leaping in there. Stands out like a sore thumb." "Social chameleon, Sir?" "I said as much didn't I" "In a top hat, waistcoat and monocle...in Hull" "Oh do be quiet Stubbs. Get on with the team news. And make sure you tuck me in properly." "Hull City could recall striker Fraizer Campbell after he missed the last three matches with a hamstring injury. The Tigers, who are looking for a sixth straight league win, have no new injury or suspension concerns. Sheffield Wednesday are confident midfielder Barry Bannan will be fit, but Sam Hutchinson (groin) is a doubt. Josh Onomah is set to be out for another month because of the injury that has kept him out since Boxing Day and has gone back to London for treatment. Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence will again be in charge of the Owls, with new manager Steve Bruce not taking up the reins until 1 February." "He's not going to try that sodding Diamond from the second half last week is he?" "He hasn't said Sir" "I wasn't a fan of that Stubbs. Not a fan of the Diamond at all. Reminds me of the death throws of the Carvalhal reign" Match facts Hull City have won only won one of their past seven matches against Sheffield Wednesday in all competitions (D4 L2), a 1-0 win in the 2015-16 Championship play-off final. Sheffield Wednesday are unbeaten in three away Championship visits to Hull (W2 D1) since losing three in a row between 2005 and 2007. Hull are looking to win six straight league games in the second tier or above for the first time since April 1910 under manager Ambrose Langley. Sheffield Wednesday have not lost an away Yorkshire derby in the league since February 2017 (0-1 v Leeds United), winning three and drawing four of their last seven such trips. Fraizer has scored two goals in three games against Sheffield Wednesday for Hull City, including netting the opener in the reverse fixture earlier this season. Sheffield Wednesday will have a new manager at the helm for the fifth straight visit to the KCOM Stadium, after Brian Laws, Dave Jones, Carlos Carvalhal, Jos Luhukay and now Steve Agnew/Stephen Clemence. COME ON WEDNESDAY! "Erm, Stubbs. You wouldn't mind going and sleeping by the door would you." "You're not scared the locals are going to come up in the middle of the night and do us in are you Sir?" " Me? Scared? hah. No..not it's not that. Not that at all. I erm, want to....erm....it's because....erm...well... I thought you might act as a bit of a drought excluder and what not. Yes that's it. Drought excluder. Bit nippy in here tonight. Scared, me? Never." "Very good Sir. Good night" "Erm. Stubbs, leave the light on" "Good night Sir" Edited March 9, 2021 by Lord Snooty 14 4 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Brilliant work Mi `Lord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Heart says 0-4 to us. Head says 0-4 to us. Am I doing this right ,rev Going back to read it now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, S36 OWL said: Brilliant work Mi `Lord Are you stalking me , S36 Seem to arrive at freds within nanny's seconds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Someone's got too much time on their hands at Snoots Hall Reckon we'll do well to get a draw given Dull's recent form and the players we've got available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: Are you stalking me , S36 Seem to arrive at freds within nanny's seconds He's taken to wearing his nan's hand-me-downs now? FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Massive game this, win and we're within 8 points of the play offs. COME ON YOU BLUE AND WHITE WIZARDS !!! We really need this. 1 - 3 to the mighty owls. Fletch, Bannan, Reach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 minute ago, edmontonowl said: He's taken to wearing his nan's hand-me-downs now? FFS but,,but. He always get his post in just as I'm typing mine. (I know ; I should type faster,) but, I can only use one finger at a time, and I'm stoned. Do you think he's taking advantage of that FACT ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy85 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Lol excellent m’lord. Hoping for a good win tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash60s Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1-2 Owls, Fletcher & Boyd wawaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted January 12, 2019 Author Share Posted January 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, A12owl said: Nice one your lordship. I worked in 'ull for a year in the sixties. Lived in a B&B for a while before moving to the posh area of Cottingham It's so far remote from the rest of civilisation it's a world of its own. Even had it's own telephone system witb cream and green phone boxes. Not sure if they are still there. Not a nice place then not been back since. I think our previous record at their place will continue. Clean sheet (something not normally associated with 'ull in B&B's) and a few goals for us. 2 or 3 nil. Atkins Manager of the month curse invoked. Mr Bruce would not be a popular manager to their fans if he shows his face there. We're on our way .......again......hopefully. Come on Wednesday. True enough. The white/cream boxes were run by the council. The only City in the UK not to have BT run boxes. Though I gather they sold them off about a decade ago. Don't know if they retained the colour though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Does anyone remember our visit to the Potteries ( the Potteries :- Six little towns close together 20 odd miles south of Buxton. he largest of which are Stoke, Hanley and Burslem) November 1963 it was. My Dad wanted to drag me out of the old Victoria ground as with 5 minutes to go we were trailing 4-1 and the ground was emptying of Owls fans. "Bloody hell" says Dad as Pancho adds a second for the Owls. There were less than a dozen brave Owls in the ground as Bronco made it 4-3 and my Dad began to get excited. Pancho levelled and me and my Dad went crazy; But wait straight from the kick off Wednesday broke clear and Fantham hit one of his twenty yard pile drivers which incredibly denied us victory as the ball smacked against the cross bar. WTF I hear you say, but no this was that Stoke game in reverse. Leading 4-1 in a poor season at Boothferry Park with about 20 minutes to go. Hull pulled one back. Then another and another. By the time we got our Stars on the Monday, it was a boxing day match BTW, Jackie Sinclair was still of the opinion that we had won 5-4. Still no messing tomorrow Hulls run comes to an end ! UTO COME ON WEDNESDAY WAWAW 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: Are you stalking me , S36 Seem to arrive at freds within nanny's seconds After the last restraining order you got against me , im keep my distance now 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 35 minutes ago, edmontonowl said: He's taken to wearing his nan's hand-me-downs now? FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: After the last restraining order you got against me , im keep my distance now Feckin lawyers and judges eh!. Dimwits always feck up good fun Pint tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 19 minutes ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: Does anyone remember our visit to the Potteries ( the Potteries :- Six little towns close together 20 odd miles south of Buxton. he largest of which are Stoke, Hanley and Burslem) November 1963 it was. My Dad wanted to drag me out of the old Victoria ground as with 5 minutes to go we were trailing 4-1 and the ground was emptying of Owls fans. "Bloody hell" says Dad as Pancho adds a second for the Owls. There were less than a dozen brave Owls in the ground as Bronco made it 4-3 and my Dad began to get excited. Pancho levelled and me and my Dad went crazy; But wait straight from the kick off Wednesday broke clear and Fantham hit one of his twenty yard pile drivers which incredibly denied us victory as the ball smacked against the cross bar. WTF I hear you say, but no this was that Stoke game in reverse. Leading 4-1 in a poor season at Boothferry Park with about 20 minutes to go. Hull pulled one back. Then another and another. By the time we got our Stars on the Monday, it was a boxing day match BTW, Jackie Sinclair was still of the opinion that we had won 5-4. Still no messing tomorrow Hulls run comes to an end ! UTO COME ON WEDNESDAY WAWAW Got battered that day at Hull as the train pulled into the station by the ground. Remember the Stoke game too as somebody from Wednesday was lifted up on a barrier to sing someone hit him full in the face with an orange .. happy days. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I always remember the pillock who used to bring a handbell with him. Never could work out why no-one shoved it up his 18stone, 6'8" jacksie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 THE WEDNESDAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I nice little 1-0 win please. Boyd to score to boost his return to the first team squad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 4 hours ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: Does anyone remember our visit to the Potteries ( the Potteries :- Six little towns close together 20 odd miles south of Buxton. he largest of which are Stoke, Hanley and Burslem) November 1963 it was. My Dad wanted to drag me out of the old Victoria ground as with 5 minutes to go we were trailing 4-1 and the ground was emptying of Owls fans. "Bloody hell" says Dad as Pancho adds a second for the Owls. There were less than a dozen brave Owls in the ground as Bronco made it 4-3 and my Dad began to get excited. Pancho levelled and me and my Dad went crazy; But wait straight from the kick off Wednesday broke clear and Fantham hit one of his twenty yard pile drivers which incredibly denied us victory as the ball smacked against the cross bar. WTF I hear you say, but no this was that Stoke game in reverse. Leading 4-1 in a poor season at Boothferry Park with about 20 minutes to go. Hull pulled one back. Then another and another. By the time we got our Stars on the Monday, it was a boxing day match BTW, Jackie Sinclair was still of the opinion that we had won 5-4. Still no messing tomorrow Hulls run comes to an end ! UTO COME ON WEDNESDAY WAWAW So it was you who was the little lad going mental when the equaliser went in, I was there and will never forget the feelings of seeing my dad so happy at a match. If was times like that when you learn what it's like to be a Wednesdayite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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