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Gary Megson coming back to Hillsborough


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23 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

"And so it came to pass that "The Megsiah" once again returned to the East bank above the swiftly flowing Don....He took his place atop the vast terrace and looked out onto the multitudes...

He turned to Simanaic and sayeth..

"Feedeth thee the multitudes of The famous Sheffield Wednesday football club"

Simianic quaveringly replied

"But Lord..I have but 5 balti pies and two small hotdogs...Howeth do I  feeedeth ..err   eth them?"

The Megsiah looked down upon his disciple with pity 

"How Longeth hast thou travelled the woods of the Greno at my side Simianic"?

"For many months and travelled many leagues Lord" replied Simianic.

And Simianic...How many times hast thou gone without repast?..How many times have i left thee going to thy cot in hunger??

"Well; nary a one my Lord, but we always went to the Wadsley fryer of an eve....."

"Just hand the f.ookin' food out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wicked but brilliant l! 

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10 minutes ago, Simaniac Owl said:

 

Maybe Cult members get in for free. 

 

garymegson


But only because they are part of the spanking ceremony. It's like asking ball boys to pay for a ticket. wait, I think Wednesday actually do charge the ball boys...

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6 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Is it like one o them where you accidently raise an eyebrow and have to fork out £400 for a porcelain rabbit?

 

Yes and scratching your balls enters you into a prize draw to win a Gary Madine signed pigs shirt :picnic:

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