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The Official 'Why does he not start until 1st Feb' Conspiracy Theory Thread

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Season tickets on sale tomorrow. Only one phase and that ends 31st January. If you don't have one by then, you cant get one.

 

Feb 1st it's announced that Steve Bruce's hamster has been taken ill so he can't take over but Erik Von Schnappelwagen has agreed to take over as soon as his current job coaching the FC Schlochen's over 60's ladies has finished.

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It isn't forecast rain until February.

 

And he knows Sheffield Wednesday get promoted as often as a Sheffield flood.

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Maybe the fact we’re willing to wait till feb also suggests that DC isn’t preparing a mega transfer window to make a dash for the play offs, but rather consolidate us and go again next season 

 

Could obviously be wrong, and whose to say Bruce hasn’t lined up his targets already 

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1 minute ago, FreshOwl said:

Maybe the fact we’re willing to wait till feb also suggests that DC isn’t preparing a mega transfer window to make a dash for the play offs, but rather consolidate us and go again next season 

 

Could obviously be wrong, and whose to say Bruce hasn’t lined up his targets already 

Hope so tbh. Not the time to be going gung-ho, let’s push on finish season we’ll and aim for next season.

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7 minutes ago, FreshOwl said:

Maybe the fact we’re willing to wait till feb also suggests that DC isn’t preparing a mega transfer window to make a dash for the play offs, but rather consolidate us and go again next season 

 

Could obviously be wrong, and whose to say Bruce hasn’t lined up his targets already 

 

My guess is that had we won all 4 over Christmas and got kind of within range of the play offs, Bruce would have come sooner and we might have spent a bit. 

 

As it is, we are now nailed on to be mid table so everything will be geared towards next season. The delay announcing it was to see what the table looked like after Christmas fixtures.

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Just bought the latest version of football manager??? 

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6 hours ago, Lomas613 said:

Knee surgery needs time to recover 

 

I read that this was the case in one of the news papers.

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He absolutely insists that his first game be on Groundhog Day...  And as a special bonus - he promises that if he sees his shadow there will be an early spring and a visit to Wembley.... 

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13 hours ago, Ash76 said:

Waiting for training gear that fits? 

More likely pies are back-ordered until Feb 1st. 

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13 hours ago, Simaniac Owl said:

He is having a months induction into being chosen by Wednesday by attending a special focus group located deep in Grenoside Woods.

 

 

 

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18 hours ago, Left-footed Filth said:

Bruce appointed but doesn't start until 1st Feb. What are your best conspiracy theories as to why?

 

My theory is that Steve Bruce is a surprise contestant on this years 'Dancing On Ice' but fully expects to be eliminated by show 4.

 

 

Cos the transfer window is shut & we cannot but anyone ?

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18 hours ago, Jamie_W said:

This was discussed yesterday on Five Live and in yesterday’s Bruce thread.

 

He has said during negotiations that he has family commitments through January, he lost his parents last year as most will know and has wanted to spend time with his family during this time. The details of his commitments are obviously his own business.

 

We had identified him as the right man for the job and have stated that we are willing to wait to get him in. This willingness is possibly a large reason why he’s agreed to come.

 

Given how we have picked up under Bullen and have begun to reintegrate players now that joker has left, I’m happy to give Bruce the time he needs so he can return satisfied he hasn’t rushed back to something he isn’t ready for.

 

Am I doing this right?

 

We're asking for conspiracy theories, this is far too plausible!!lol

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He is missing in March too as he's on a couple of stag do's

 

Pre Season he will see what he can do as its the Cricket World Cup

 

But December is a big NO NO as he wants to go to the darts 

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18 hours ago, Birley Owl 1867 said:

He's having an operation.

Liposuction?

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3 hours ago, torres said:

 

But December is a big NO NO as he wants to go to the darts 

 

 

Almost right.....

 

 

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