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The Official 'Why does he not start until 1st Feb' Conspiracy Theory Thread


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1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

I saw a photo of Alan Brazil the other day and didn't even know it was Alan Brazil. Even when someone pointed out to me that it was Alan Brazil. I still couldn't recognise Alan Brazil from the image starting back at me. 

We all get out of shape a bit, let ourselves go. 

But Alan Brazil isn't even Alan Brazil any more. He looks like something from Men in black that has eaten Alan Brazil.

Even now I'm not sure of it was actually Alan Brazil. 

 

Was it just like watching Brazil ? 

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1 hour ago, Jamie_W said:

This was discussed yesterday on Five Live and in yesterday’s Bruce thread.

 

He has said during negotiations that he has family commitments through January, he lost his parents last year as most will know and has wanted to spend time with his family during this time. The details of his commitments are obviously his own business.

 

We had identified him as the right man for the job and have stated that we are willing to wait to get him in. This willingness is possibly a large reason why he’s agreed to come.

 

Given how we have picked up under Bullen and have begun to reintegrate players now that joker has left, I’m happy to give Bruce the time he needs so he can return satisfied he hasn’t rushed back to something he isn’t ready for.

 

Am I doing this right?

All been handled professionally, would not expect anything less from our club. Been setting high standards since 1867.

In addition having a top class lawyer as exec must help instead of using injury lawyers 4u.

So well done Wednesday.

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1 hour ago, Left-footed Filth said:

Bruce appointed but doesn't start until 1st Feb. What are your best conspiracy theories as to why?

 

My theory is that Steve Bruce is a surprise contestant on this years 'Dancing On Ice' but fully expects to be eliminated by show 4.

 

 

Knee surgery needs time to recover 

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4 hours ago, Jamie_W said:

This was discussed yesterday on Five Live and in yesterday’s Bruce thread.

 

He has said during negotiations that he has family commitments through January, he lost his parents last year as most will know and has wanted to spend time with his family during this time. The details of his commitments are obviously his own business.

 

We had identified him as the right man for the job and have stated that we are willing to wait to get him in. This willingness is possibly a large reason why he’s agreed to come.

 

Given how we have picked up under Bullen and have begun to reintegrate players now that joker has left, I’m happy to give Bruce the time he needs so he can return satisfied he hasn’t rushed back to something he isn’t ready for.

 

Am I doing this right?

Yes Steve, full marks so far!

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3 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said:

 

 

Who is it you're on about Snoots ?  lol 

You fool you!

 

Alan Brazil is Snooty's code for Steve Archibald who also looks nothing like Alan Brazil (or Steve Archibald either for that matter). Everyone knows that!

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1 hour ago, Utah Owl said:

You fool you!

 

Alan Brazil is Snooty's code for Steve Archibald who also looks nothing like Alan Brazil (or Steve Archibald either for that matter). Everyone knows that!

 

 

dammit !!! I shoulda worked out the anagram. FFS!!!!!  Thanks Utah. lol 

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Season tickets on sale tomorrow. Only one phase and that ends 31st January. If you don't have one by then, you cant get one.

 

Feb 1st it's announced that Steve Bruce's hamster has been taken ill so he can't take over but Erik Von Schnappelwagen has agreed to take over as soon as his current job coaching the FC Schlochen's over 60's ladies has finished.

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