Pablo Bonvin Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 He's doing dry January. As we are going to win all our games now aboard HMSPTL he doesn't want to miss out on the celebratory champagne after each game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) We're relocating to Norway so the season doesn't start again until March. And FFP doesn't apply. Well done Dejphon. Edited January 2, 2019 by southportdc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woldsowl Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Carrying an injury and out for 2 weeks, but just in case has added another 2 weeks. Could be May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 He has refused to start until the mushrooms are back on the canteen menu , and we don't get a delivery until 1st Feb. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Word on the street is that Jos in fit of rampage took his 'dugout seat' with him as part of the settlement. Another seat from Screwfix is being delivered 1st Feb. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherGoose Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Whatever the reason I really hope we don’t go on a bad run again because that will lead to an epic meltdown on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypriot Owl Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: I saw a photo of Alan Brazil the other day and didn't even know it was Alan Brazil. Even when someone pointed out to me that it was Alan Brazil. I still couldn't recognise Alan Brazil from the image starting back at me. We all get out of shape a bit, let ourselves go. But Alan Brazil isn't even Alan Brazil any more. He looks like something from Men in black that has eaten Alan Brazil. Even now I'm not sure of it was actually Alan Brazil. I've seen some lovely Brazilians in my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls79 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Will the Sheffield derby be his first home game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, owls79 said: Will the Sheffield derby be his first home game? Ipswich away Reading at home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevelknievel Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) In between Dull and Villa, Bruce last a shed load of weight. In order to maximise next summers transfer budget, Chansiri is having him do a 30 day “Rocky 4 style montage esc” fitness video, which he feels will sell like “hot cakes” having looked at the current clientele attending Hillsborough at the moment. Plans are to sell it at the new “summer” Wednesday pop-up shop in Crystal Peaks. Ready for next season they will be thinner seats and shirts which will complement our new slim shapes and ensure we are maximising the fans revenue stream. and people think Chansiri doesn’t have a plan? Edited January 2, 2019 by Stevelknievel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 He's serving is notice with school dinner folk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan_Pepper Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 50 minutes ago, Jamie_W said: Am I doing this right? You didn't blame Liam Palmer so I fear not 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 He is having a months induction into being chosen by Wednesday by attending a special focus group located deep in Grenoside Woods. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 50 minutes ago, hirstyboywonder said: Sadly not, this is not the FORUM for facts and sound reasoning! Corrected it for you pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinger208b Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) Checked into a well-renowned mushroom rehabilitation centre... Edited January 2, 2019 by slinger208b 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 He made a soup out of that cabbage thrown at him, his body reacted quite violently to the fact he was eating a vegetable, and he has been ordered to rest until nearer Pancake Day before he returns to work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: I saw a photo of Alan Brazil the other day and didn't even know it was Alan Brazil. Even when someone pointed out to me that it was Alan Brazil. I still couldn't recognise Alan Brazil from the image starting back at me. We all get out of shape a bit, let ourselves go. But Alan Brazil isn't even Alan Brazil any more. He looks like something from Men in black that has eaten Alan Brazil. Even now I'm not sure of it was actually Alan Brazil. Who is it you're on about Snoots ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakefieldowl Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Jamie_W said: This was discussed yesterday on Five Live and in yesterday’s Bruce thread. He has said during negotiations that he has family commitments through January, he lost his parents last year as most will know and has wanted to spend time with his family during this time. The details of his commitments are obviously his own business. We had identified him as the right man for the job and have stated that we are willing to wait to get him in. This willingness is possibly a large reason why he’s agreed to come. Given how we have picked up under Bullen and have begun to reintegrate players now that joker has left, I’m happy to give Bruce the time he needs so he can return satisfied he hasn’t rushed back to something he isn’t ready for. Am I doing this right? Sounds about right. It sounds like the rest of this season will be assessing and getting a squad assembled to go for it next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradowl Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 All comments are way off mark. Later next week the UK is expected to be gripped by the worst snowstorms since 1947 and they'll be no games after this weekend till next month. True this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrysgame Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: I saw a photo of Alan Brazil the other day and didn't even know it was Alan Brazil. Even when someone pointed out to me that it was Alan Brazil. I still couldn't recognise Alan Brazil from the image starting back at me. We all get out of shape a bit, let ourselves go. But Alan Brazil isn't even Alan Brazil any more. He looks like something from Men in black that has eaten Alan Brazil. Even now I'm not sure of it was actually Alan Brazil. Jabba the hut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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