Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 I've had jars of all kinds this year...I'm just dipping rocketowls biscotti in my Bailey's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, Lord Snooty said: Well get it in your loft and start gazing at it and get me back to Earth one 1993 where I deserve to be! And make sure you stare properly. Because I don't want to go to Earth 3 where Big Guns' mate in the pub is the Mayor of London. You start as a mass .. smaller than small atom's.... you're random dad goes to the pub..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said: Well get it in your loft and start gazing at it and get me back to Earth one 1993 where I deserve to be! And make sure you stare properly. Because I don't want to go to Earth 3 where Big Guns' mate in the pub is the Mayor of London. There are no alternative Dimensions with Wednesday Snoots....They do the same thing in every f.ookin' dimension...You can time travel forever, you can flit between planes of existence..you can dodge the inevitable in 1908 and it bites you on the ar*e in 1993....Its the one constant.... When you think about it..Sheffield Wednesday football club may well actually hold the whole fabric of the universe together, by being consistently disappointing ..sobering thought eh? Obviously I'm not stating this is fact before I get Costellos Chutney stuff verified 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: You start as a mass .. smaller than small atom's.... you're random dad goes to the pub..... Your Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: Your Spelling is for fools...my interests run deaper now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Its what Grannies do to kids....Its like that Brer Rabbit "nail soup" wotsit I'm gonna make some "Nail soup"....They put a nail in some hot water...add vegetables, mutton, spices, mushrooms (unless Jos is there)...Carrots potatoes, etc... Then take the fookin' nail out! She used to make a soup she called ''compost soup'' it was made with all the trimmings that would have gone to compost apparently... She'd make us guess what was in it, telling us the remaining ingredients we didn't guess... How extensive a vegetable knowledge should an 8 year old have?.. And I always thought that one day, rather than say ''you didn't get artichokes'', she'd say ''did you not taste the tea bags, egg shells or worms?'' Actually looking back, I think the woman was a sadist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, Costello 77 said: Spelling is for fools...my interests run deaper now. Mate...I'm simply preparing you for when you present yer Chutney formula...Is got to be exact...I dunno how good your cat is at Math, but you really need to keep your eye on the Branston... If Einstein had presented "E=Mc too".....owt could have f.ookin' happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, Bing Cosby said: She used to make a soup she called ''compost soup'' it was made with all the trimmings that would have gone to compost apparently... She'd make us guess what was in it, telling us the remaining ingredients we didn't guess... How extensive a vegetable knowledge should an 8 year old have?.. And I always thought that one day, rather than say ''you didn't get artichokes'', she'd say ''did you not taste the tea bags, egg shells or worms?'' Actually looking back, I think the woman was a sadist. Thats bloody awful.............. She would say "Whats this taste like?" You would answer "Sh *t!!!" Then she would say "Spot on Bing ...have another pint of urine!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, asteener1867 said: Thats bloody awful.............. She would say "Whats this taste like?" You would answer "Sh *t!!!" Then she would say "Spot on Bing ...have another pint of urine!" Looking back I think it was an elaborate game of control... I think I've blocked out its implications til now... But just from a marketing point of view compost f*cking soup!!? Its like saying do you fancy trying my new drink? Its called medical waste! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Mate...I'm simply preparing you for when you present yer Chutney formula...Is got to be exact...I dunno how good your cat is at Math, but you really need to keep your eye on the Branston... If Einstein had presented "E=Mc too".....owt could have f.ookin' happened! I see you've been busy too with your inquiring mind.... get Mrs asteener to wrap your swede in an ice soaked towel.. then run to the kitchen window and shout...pudenda . Then open it and shout. Argggghh..fu*k .....fuc*k....no not you...the other one..... PUDENDA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Malc Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 hours ago, billyblack said: Well, all i will say to that is, many many times there are items in the public domain that nobody should know about but do From what I understand, you seem to be suggesting that either the club, FF or his solicitor knew about this court date in advance, but just decided to ignore it for reasons that you can’t specify? Despite the fact the court have accepted that FF didn’t receive his summons, you think that someone either in the court or the police - as these are the only two entities proven to have known about the court date - told either FF, his agent or his solicitor in a way that you can’t specify, for reasons that you can’t specify, that he had a court date coming up and for reasons you can’t specify, one or all of those decided to not act on it and instead decided to act surprised when it actually turned out to be true? It looks like that is your train of thought, rather than accept the situation that happens hundreds of times a week in courts all round the country - that he just didn’t receive the summons? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Malc Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 I also have no comment to make re chutneys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: I see you've been busy too with your inquiring mind.... get Mrs asteener to wrap your swede in an ice soaked towel.. then run to the kitchen window and shout...pudenda . Then open it and shout. Argggghh..fu*k .....fuc*k....no not you...the other one..... PUDENDA!! Funnily enuf..I once found Mrs asteener wiv a Swede wrapped in an ice soaked towel...he was a plumber...apparently......... Edited December 30, 2018 by asteener1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Big Malc said: I also have no comment to make re chutneys. I'll bet you have. They do it in a squirty bottle now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Malc Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: I'll bet you have. They do it in a squirty bottle now. Now you’re talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: I'll bet you have. They do it in a squirty bottle now. How can you do "Chutney" in a squirty bottle? Sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Big Malc said: From what I understand, you seem to be suggesting that either the club, FF or his solicitor knew about this court date in advance, but just decided to ignore it for reasons that you can’t specify? Despite the fact the court have accepted that FF didn’t receive his summons, you think that someone either in the court or the police - as these are the only two entities proven to have known about the court date - told either FF, his agent or his solicitor in a way that you can’t specify, for reasons that you can’t specify, that he had a court date coming up and for reasons you can’t specify, one or all of those decided to not act on it and instead decided to act surprised when it actually turned out to be true? It looks like that is your train of thought, rather than accept the situation that happens hundreds of times a week in courts all round the country - that he just didn’t receive the summons? Will you do fullsome rebuttals on here for me? I'll expect to have to pay you in cryptocurrency..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, Costello 77 said: Will you do fullsome rebuttals on here for me? I'll expect to have to pay you in cryptocurrency..... You think cryptocurrency is chutney....don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, asteener1867 said: How can you do "Chutney" in a squirty bottle? Sauce? I was goggle eyed when we went to the moon... until I asked Mrs C to pick up a bottle......scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: You think cryptocurrency is chutney....don't you? They don't talk much about chutney in there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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