i used to be sc_owl Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, ChinaOwl said: Perhaps it would be better for me to log off, go for a walk and then come back again. Make sure you get the ref’s permission if you walk near a match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akbuk Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 19 minutes ago, i used to be sc_owl said: How would it work if he was arrested on the pitch? Is being arrested a straight red card or a booking? Sometimes I feel like everyone is ignoring the important questions. Just handcuffs and a chant of "you don't know what you are doing" should be enough 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just now, Lord Snooty said: Warts?! Bleurg! Do you mind, I've barely had my breakfast, you fiend. wert = were the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, steelowl said: wert = were the Don't try and wriggle out of this one by claiming some grammatical northern colloquialism, you devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said: Don't try and wriggle out of this one by claiming some grammatical northern colloquialism, you devil! dont change the subject why have you just had breakfast ? - Servants day orf ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Warts?! Bleurg! Do you mind, I've barely had my breakfast, you fiend. Have you seen the regurgitated caterpillars in cat spew in the dress room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Have you seen the regurgitated caterpillars in cat spew in the dress room? Thanks for the warning Costers, I shall evade the place for the day. I should have known that whatever filth happens in here could only ever be trumped by the metropolitan elite! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 20 minutes ago, ChinaOwl said: Yeah, I am quite sure that they can in their duty as law enforcement officers. If a footballer was a suspect in a crime, you don't think that the police would wait until the end of the match to effect an arrest, do you? They would immediately signal for the match to be stopped, effect the arrest then let the match carry on after that. Not very civilised to arrest someone during the game, I'm sure the police have more decorum than that. We are British after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Look at all the legal experts on here all of a sudden I hope he takes the pi.ss starts today, scores a hat trick then claims to never have known about all this. Followed by watching him on Police Interceptors riding his bike through Greno woods with a copper chopper overhead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Mycroft said: Not very civilised to arrest someone during the game, I'm sure the police have more decorum than that. We are British after all. Like ransacking cliff Richard's house live on TV.... whilst he wasn't even there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: Like ransacking cliff Richard's house live on TV.... whilst he wasn't even there? But they wouldn't have arrested him halfway through Mistletoe and Wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Mycroft said: But they wouldn't have arrested him halfway through Mistletoe and Wine. Fair point.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Think it has been said by a few on here... But the whole situation is pretty hilarious. Only at Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mycroft said: But they wouldn't have arrested him halfway through Mistletoe and Wine. they bloody well should've ffs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Mycroft said: But they wouldn't have arrested him halfway through Mistletoe and Wine. They bloody well should. 'Cliff Richard - you are under arrest on suspicion of crimes against music. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not immediately put a bloody sock in it. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, Mycroft said: But they wouldn't have arrested him halfway through Mistletoe and Wine. Bloody should have. Crimes against music 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Not very civilised to arrest someone during the game, I'm sure the police have more decorum than that. We are British after all. Aye, reyt. "We've got to arrest you for suspected murder and drug trafficking mate but I can see you are having a pint with your mates so we will wait until closing time then come back, if that's alright with you?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Has Papillon been arrested yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Well,,, we're all in agreement there then. Is this a first for Owlstalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: They bloody well should. 'Cliff Richard - you are under arrest on suspicion of crimes against music. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not immediately put a bloody sock in it. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.' If only the CPS could have made the charges stick. Never hear Gary Glitter tunes these days. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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