Popular Post Bing Cosby Posted December 23, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2018 Twas the night before Christmas and in a nearby wood, Were the seasonal ceremonies of The Cult brotherhood, Exercises done, with ginger wigs to wear, In hope that soon Saint Meggo would be there, Cult members lie in fallen leaves for beds, Reciting ''Its all about winning'' in their heads, With HIM in our thoughts its impossible to lose, So, happily all fall into a deep winters snooze, When from a clearing, he could hear a rattling @Simaniac Owl rose to see what was happening, The noise came from where The Cult did their dances, He entered the glade as he moved back the branches, The light was so bright he was almost bowled over, Like being caught in the full beam of a manager's Range Rover, But transfer deadline day was weeks away, it couldn't be 'Arry, So he knew at that moment it must be Saint Gary, Faster than Antonio the rest of The Cult came, And as if leading training HE called them all by name, ''Come Simaniac now @hirstyno9 now @Dronfield Blue now @Jarvy On @poite on @Blue and white on @Ozymandias Owl on Cosby. (The above are used for the purpose of rhyme, But rest assured every follower was named in time) HE lit up Greno woods with his knowing smile, While HIS followers stood in awe for a while, Until Megson, who's firery ginger locks looked anything but frozen, Told them not to bow as just like HIM they were chosen, To follow The Wednesday, to work for the cause, Like Tricky Dicky, The Reverend and the wife of Brian Laws, He said not to worry about the owls and instead enjoy Christmas, For very soon he'd be back to finish his business, Not for the first time he had to leave too soon, ''I've another job to finish tonight by the light of the moon'' ''I'm helping a friend out'' said Gary to answers of ''who?'' ''who!?'' The Cult knew he was better than being a number two!! But their cries of concern turned to approving roars, As from shadows, stepped forward Santa Claus They had to leave quickly in order to beat the snow, As Gary asked the big man, ''who is there still to go?'' ''We've that piece of mind to deliver to Milan, Ian Holloway's cider, A dead phone battery for Bruce and a turd for Chris Wilder'' Said Santa as he beckoned Megson his way, HE gave one last smile as he hopped on the sleigh, The reindeer pulled and Santa bellowed as they took flight, ''Meggo Christmas to all and to all a good night!''  18 7 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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poite Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Fantastic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 She Sells Sanctuary was a much better song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 well done and merry xmas to you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, trevdi9 said: well done and merry xmas to you And to you Trev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Hail the Ginger one and hail Mr Cosby, greetings of the season to you and yours. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Nice work. Hope all on here have a great christmas. Ginger wine is an excellent choice for turkey. All hail HIM! The Ginger Genius. Remember, “insert current manager name here” out,Megson in! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Seasons greetings to all cult members and indeed non cult member for did our lord not give the phrase WAWAW. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Simaniac Owl said: Nice work. Hope all on here have a great christmas. Ginger wine is an excellent choice for turkey. All hail HIM! The Ginger Genius. Remember, “insert current manager name here” out,Megson in! I prefer Ginger Beer myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbo48 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 “ ..and a turd for Chris Wilder “ Id nominate you Poet Laureate for that line alone ! Merry Christmas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Ibbo48 said: “ ..and a turd for Chris Wilder “ Id nominate you Poet Laureate for that line alone ! Merry Christmas Thanks Ibbo, Merry Christmas to you too mate! Appreciate the nomination, but I think @asteener1867 is the resident poet on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Most excellent poetry skills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 W A A W 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, 33 said: W A A W Genius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 32 minutes ago, shandypants said: Most excellent poetry skills. I have noticed one massive flaw though. I am absolutely convinced that @Simaniac Owl is Gary Megson and, therefore, cannot be one of the disciples that is called out by him in your poem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, shandypants said: I have noticed one massive flaw though. I am absolutely convinced that @Simaniac Owl is Gary Megson and, therefore, cannot be one of the disciples that is called out by him in your poem. I am not HIM, only HE can be HIM. If I was HIM, then who would be me? Would HE be me? Clear now? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Simaniac Owl said: I am not HIM, only HE can be HIM. If I was HIM, then who would be me? Would HE be me? Clear now? As mud 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 A work of art my friend. If only out players out in as much effort on match day as you did there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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