Forestieri

[AwokenGiant]

1 hour ago, mkowl said:

I waited for 3 hours on Saturday evening with my trolley. All I got was a ruddy parking ticket for overstaying the car park. 

 

Next time look for his bike! 

[TheSlicer]

I was in the ASDA today with 2  trollies of ale when a little old lady got behind me in the queue.She only had a pint of milk, so I said "Is that all you've got love?” She said “yeah” I did the decent thing and said If “I were you I'd flip off to another till, I'm gonna be ages”

[Rogerwyldesmullet]

Yeah. A little old lady in front of me came up a couple of quid short on her Christmas shop so what with it being the season of goodwill and everything I helped her put all her stuff back on the shelves. 

[airborne_rat_of_s6]

11 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Is there a jewellery store n petrol station at this branch?

Don’t suppose he frequents the ciggie counter? 200 of them foot long tramp fags that make your fingers go orange would make a nice present for one of my chain smoking in-laws.

[Greengrass]

39 minutes ago, Rogerwyldesmullet said:

Yeah. A little old lady in front of me came up a couple of quid short on her Christmas shop so what with it being the season of goodwill and everything I helped her put all her stuff back on the shelves. 

 

Knew you worked in Aldi.

[Rogerwyldesmullet]

6 minutes ago, Greengrass said:

 

Knew you worked in Aldi.

 

Almen’s Aldi!

[The only way is S6]

Imagine if Cwissy was next to him in the Q. Could he resist someone wanting to splash the cash on his shopping list?

Or would he pull that downward mouth face, & put his sour grapes back?