Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted December 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2018 "There you are Sir. Where have you been?" "Esferteh" "Pardon Sir?" "Sehbobdidit" "It's been three days. Let me help you into the buggy" "Hitler.." "Hitler?" "Bunker....wasnt it. esferdeh..." "Sir, just keep still while I get you back to the house" "Makes you, you, you know, whatsit glad." "Glad what SIr?" "To be an Englishman Str...Stim ...Stribb...Stubbs! the damp dewy grass.." "We're nearly there Sir. It's been 3 days. I have been searching high and low for you" "Christmas drinky poos Stubbers...Christmas drinky poos. Work do" "You don't work though Sir" "No, but Maureen and Dot do hahah....snow is falling...all around me." "Who are Maureen and Dot?" "Couple of sorts Stubbs. Couple of sorts. "Sorts of what Sir?" "Sorts....hehe.....Division street. It's hazy...ding dong Santa hat...no pants..." "Sir, we're here, let me help you in the house. Sir, sir you do have your wallet don't you?" "Oh course I do, do you think I'm an inj..an injyy....imbee..idiot. Lucy has it." "Sir, who's Lucy?" "That lovely little blonde bint. The one keeps scratching her knee.Not really scratching the knee know what I mean Stubbs, just doing it to catch the eye trying to flash the growler.....but God. Stubbs...wheres my wallet? is she here. The bint...the wallet.....the furry cup" "There's no one here but us Sir. You're at home. I shall cancel your cards. Where is your top hat Sir?" "Gave it to him. ..to some poor bloke...sat outside Sainsbury with a dog. In this weather. Poor basstard. Little fella. Moustache. Huddled in the doorway. Oh....oh God I feel rough Stubbs" "Two moments Sir. I'll prepare one of my elixirs." "My head. My head feels strange. Have you ever done a yard of blue wicked and brandy Stubbs?" "No Sir" "Neither have I failed. FAILED STUBBS! " "Calm down Sir" "I failed....mind you. I know I girl who has though." "Drink this Sir" "Thun...tan...thank you" "Ahh. That's better Stubbs. Top of the morning .Crikey. What a week. Cancel the banks cards. Right. What have I missed at Hillsbrough?" "Really Sir?" "Really what? Get on with it man" "But Sir" "Chop-chop, lets have it. What news. Late fitness test for Liam Palmer? Eh? Festive Turkey and cranberry Sandwiched available on the KOP? Pot of tea when you're ready Stubbs. What's came from the forum and what not?" "Sir..." "What man? Come on?" "O.k. The Chairmans, put the club up for sale... a chubby lad has called him a liar..... sacking the manager isn't always the answer..... Katrien is to blame for loads of things that she's not involved with....... Almen Abdi has been thrown under a bus..... though it seems that it is a bus that he might have been driven by himself.... no one had seen Joeys hair gell..... Westwood was getting sold, but he didn't want to move....or he did and the club didnt want him too...no one really knows...one bloke says he doesn't care what happens as long as Bullen gets the sack because he's become the face he associates with the club..... the lad who got scolded last year met the players and had a lovely day at the training ground and....... oh and Jos has been sacked." "Very funny. You are a card Stubbs. You really are. Drink or not you'll have to try harder than that to get me you tinker! heheh. Deary me. Bacon and egg sandwich when you're ready Stubbs" "But Sir it's all tr-" "Chop chop" "Very good Sir" THE MATCH Sheffield Wednesday will have coach Lee Bullen in charge when they travel to Preston on Saturday, having sacked manager Jos Luhukay. Luhukay was dismissed on Friday following a run of one win in 10 matches that has seen Wednesday slip to 18th in the Championship. Wednesday will be without Barry Bannan, who serves the second game of his two-match ban, while Fernando Forestieri will again miss out with a hamstring injury. Midfielder Kieran Lee (finished!) and strikers Gary Hooper (Golfing) and Sam Winnall (rough) remain long-term absentees. Preston have also seen their resources stretched as the busy festive period approaches. Josh Earl is doubtful after missing the 3-2 win over Milwall with a thigh injury, while Louis Moult also sat out that match with a knock. They joined Brandon Barker, Callum Robinson and Sean Maguire (all hamstring) in the treatment room, while Billy Bodin and Josh Harrop (both knee) remain long-term absentees. The shortages have led to manager Alex Neil naming academy players Ethan Walker and Jack Baxter on the bench in recent weeks. Both Sheffield Wednesday and Preston have won two matches each over the last five league meetings, with the other ending in a 1-1 draw at Deepdale back on New Years' Eve in 2016. Preston have lost each of their last four league games away at Sheffield Wednesday, conceding at least two goals in each of those matches. Sheffield Wednesday have won just one of their last 10 league games (D2 L7), and are winless in the last three. Preston have lost just one of their last 12 league matches (W6 D5), and are looking to win three in a row for the first time since August. Sheffield Wednesday striker Lucas Joao has scored eight goals in 18 league appearances, just one fewer than his total in the entire 2017-18 campaign (9 in 31 apps). Preston's Callum Robinson has had a hand in 10 goals in his last 13 appearances in the Championship (9 goals, 1 assist). 9 8 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 What time do you call this?! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Sorry, we got bored of waiting. More interest in the Bruce threads now. Monday is Christmas Eve and it’s your turn for a good old sacking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Was getting worried Snoots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Come on the Wednesday Well done snoots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid Wicket Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) Going out on’t lash before doing omdt... bad form Snoots, bad form old boy Edited December 22, 2018 by Jakes Grandad Spelling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Come on Wednesday Lets get behind the team I will take a scrappy 2-1 win for Wednesday, winner scored by Westwood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I’m also going 2-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid Wicket Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Attack,attack, attack 3-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Not a bad effort considering the hangover Snoots.. Let's play some football like we mean it. COME ON WEDNESDAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Head says dull draw. Heart which has been strangely warmed fancies a scrappy win by the odd goal. Thanks MiLord UTO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shetland Owl Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 3-1 to the Owls Reach, Joao (2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Thank f*ck you decided to show up, the one constant in a sea of chaos. Merry Xmas MiLord, and a drunken, prosperous New Year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshOwl Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Defo win Dross gone and I’m going and I usually bring a bit of luck with me 3-1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Went out fur a curry and a few beers last night. Ended up with a 999 call and me almost choking to death . Hoping the players don't choke today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Praise and Grumble will interesting tonight on radio sheffield, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgyowl Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 nill today it would be great for dawson to get a clean sheet we need to kick start this season now onwards and upwards lads .....com on wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinnssweetshop Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 -1 Rout !!! UP THE OWLS !!!! COMEEEE ONNNNN !!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0rtherner Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 G'day ladies and Bruces, top OMDT but no coffee to go with it... well into another day of hard work here, I suppose I'd like Wednesday to put in a hard working shift out there today. It's like a free pass, go out there and have fun playing football. The crowd is backing you, they've had their way with Jos leaving... It's... It's almost like I have a hunch... that gut feeling we'll do well today! Or it's just that it's lunch time and I'm peckish again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 31 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: THE MATCH Sheffield Wednesday will have coach Lee Bullen in charge when they travel to Preston on Saturday, having sacked manager Jos Luhukay. Luhukay was dismissed on Friday following a run of one win in 10 matches that has seen Wednesday slip to 18th in the Championship. Wednesday will be without Barry Bannan, who serves the second game of his two-match ban, while Fernando Forestieri will again miss out with a hamstring injury. Midfielder Kieran Lee (finished!) and strikers Gary Hooper (Golfing) and Sam Winnall (rough) remain long-term absentees. Preston have also seen their resources stretched as the busy festive period approaches. Josh Earl is doubtful after missing the 3-2 win over Milwall with a thigh injury, while Louis Moult also sat out that match with a knock. They joined Brandon Barker, Callum Robinson and Sean Maguire (all hamstring) in the treatment room, while Billy Bodin and Josh Harrop (both knee) remain long-term absentees. The shortages have led to manager Alex Neil naming academy players Ethan Walker and Jack Baxter on the bench in recent weeks. I knew Bullen would be no good ...............he's taking the team to Preston 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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