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This forum is filled with filth, innuendo, depravity and evil blasphemy spouted by nothing more than sex craving, perverted, double entenerendenining and perverted maniacs. You get your knickers in a twist if we lose a couple of football matches and a MASSIVE feckin boner when we actually win a few. Your drink and drug crazed minds sink lower and lover into the depths of depravity, day after day, year upon year, and drawing inexorably more and more converts to your sinful depravities.

 

Any half decent, god fearing individual who might just happen to come across this on t'internet would spend the rest of their lives blessing themselves after reading such depravity as is in this fred, ffs. Or become forever corrupted and warped of mind and limb/member.

 

Keep up the good work lads lol lol 

 

 

UTO

FTB

FFP ( henceforth to be known as P'n'S,after seeing OG's steak supper )

FFS

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Glad you approve sir lol

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Well today @OWLERTON GHOST made me sick, on derby day he takes his obsession to new levels. 

 

The chat went as such... 

 

Your like a horse he said”

“thanks” ....  I said 

“No I want you to be my horse”

“Im not that comfortable with this”

“Its fine” he continued.. “Owlstalk has accepted me for who I am and now we try and recruit new members to our game” 

“....and this will do it you think?”

“Yes absolutely, everyone loves horses”

“yes but....”

“No no spenny, everyone loves horses, everyone’s looking forward to the derby, let’s get this posted and see what happens” 

“Ok, can you help me into it?”

“Of course... I have some beef dripping left from the steak, let me get that”

“Don't we want that for later?”

“No it’s fine, it’s always easier to get out of it”

 

1 hour of struggle later my fellow owls and I was ready. 

 

OG is keen to recruits new members, if you want to see what he could have planned for you simply PM him and I will see you at the next show. 

 

“Neeeey ... good boy you’ve eaten all your sugar cubes”

Ah...... May just dash - he’s back. 

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10 minutes ago, Spencerowl said:

 

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Ahh The "Action Man Dominatrix Regiment Range"

Not seen this for years 

Worth a few Bob now 

Especially if you have the original figures too.....

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Just now, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Ahh The "Action Man Dominatrix Regiment Range"

Not seen this for years 

Worth a few Bob now 

Especially if you have the original figures too.....

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Im not doing this anymore. No ones wants to join. Going public was a mistake, the only interest we’ve had is Neil asking where we get the latex from and making sure it’s SWFC approved. 

 

Youve taken it to far, I mean look at last time with the Star Wars theme - we never saw anyone again. I think we need to revise how we sell this 

 

 

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I’ve stuck this advert on blades mad .... let’s see if it gets any joy 

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Okaaaay then if you feel like that.

I did give it a food theme initially, but you and @S36 OWLadded the dressing up part to it ..

So let's get back on theme 

What about Branding irons ?

With a Derby feel to them?

 

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And also a branding plate for Star newspaper reporters that wish to attend future  Hillsborough games 

"Drop yer pants" and brand them 

Prior to entrance to the press box ..

 

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22 hours ago, The Claw said:

general question, it's not that complicated, I could simplify it for the ones of lesser education if its a requirement of owlstalk?

 

Very simply, this game is more important than your life but not mine.

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1 hour ago, George said:

 

Very simply, this game is more important than your life but not mine.

That's the opening Salvo of a Dominatrix. .........lol

 

 

 

 

Just keeping it on Topic .....

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1 hour ago, George said:

 

Very simply, this game is more important than your life but not mine.

 

This thread is way past talking about the game. The topic is black pudding and Gimp suits. Please stay on topic.

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3 minutes ago, Spencerowl said:

I hate it when threads go off topic 

 

Me too mate 

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2 hours ago, George said:

 

Very simply, this game is more important than your life but not mine.

G-E-N-E-R-A-L was that simple enough for you?

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