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1 minute ago, Birley Owl 1867 said:

Constantly moan about certain players despite their performance levels.

 

Praise certain players despite their performance levels.

And always remember that the players not selected by the manager would have easily won the game.

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Injured players are never really injured unless they are selected, play crap, and were obviously carrying an injury.  

 

When a player is substituted it is always tactical and never through injury unless they aren't substituted because they should have been because it was obvious they were struggling with an injury.

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1and 2 work great for me. Or perhaps you prefer to see six changes every week, consistent performers sidelined and the ball going backwards and sidewards for twenty minutes. Oh and players who pass back all the time are “ having a good game because they haven’t made a mistake”. Oh and we had 74percent possession even though we never got over the halfway line.

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29 minutes ago, sheriwozgod said:

Pick whatever team and formation you like cus no matter how bad we are the eternal sunshine mob will defend it.

 

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Pick whatever team and formation you like cus no matter how good we are the eternal raincloud mob will criticise  it.

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Blame Dawson

Blame Pudil

Blame Fox

Blame Jos

Blame Carlos

Blame Chansiri

Blame Hillsborough for being too quiet

Blame Hillsborough for being too intimidating for younger players

Blame lack of stripes on the back of the shirt

Blame the club badge

Blame the super tram

Blame the superstore

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4 minutes ago, SouthCoastOwl said:

Blame Dawson

Blame Pudil

Blame Fox

Blame Jos

Blame Carlos

Blame Chansiri

Blame Hillsborough for being too quiet

Blame Hillsborough for being too intimidating for younger players

Blame lack of stripes on the back of the shirt

Blame the club badge

Blame the super tram

Blame the superstore

............

Blame it on the boogie 

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