Popular Post asteener1867 Posted October 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) To the tune of "magic hat" D Chansiris magic, he wears a magic hat He saw a Golden elephant and said I'm having that Then he found another, So DC he had a pair he placed 'em on the South stand steps Why did he put 'em there? I am superstitious, for that I am reknown I say "Hello" to Magpies as I'm walkin' to the ground I walk under a ladder..I will spit 3 times then pray Delphjon your f.ookin' Elephants are facin' the wrong way!!! They sit wiv faces looking on to Downtown Bramall lane Their ars*s to the hallowed halls, its criminal insane The Blades get all the f.ookin' luck, as they look on thier ground an' bit by bit, we get the sh *t, please turn the f.ookers round Them golden shinin' mammoth things, I'm sure they mean no harm but as to their position, it causes me alarm I know its well intentioned , superstition is a b**ch but can we reposition them..they're sh* ttin' on the pitch Edited October 21, 2018 by asteener1867 4 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Never knew you had a lisp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: Never knew you had a lisp. Me neither...doth it thow? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LittleG Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 2 hours ago, asteener1867 said: Me neither...doth it thow? Yeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan48 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Goes well with 'My old man's a dustman ' - well done by the way . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus. Off she went with a trumpety trump, trump, trump, trump. The Kop’s phantom trumper has now been revealed. For a long time now I’ve distrusted those bloody things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxine Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 12 hours ago, alan48 said: Goes well with 'My old man's a dustman ' - well done by the way . That's how I sang it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgmetcalf Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 I was expecting to see a photo of a young lady with large footballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 17 minutes ago, pgmetcalf said: I was expecting to see a photo of a young lady with large footballs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgmetcalf Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Hookowl said: They're Americans though, they'll be a funny shape 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Hookowl said: 69ers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted October 22, 2018 Author Share Posted October 22, 2018 Cleavageland Browns? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted October 22, 2018 Author Share Posted October 22, 2018 Tennesee Titans? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Bluegrass Giants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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33 Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 On 21/10/2018 at 17:38, asteener1867 said: To the tune of "magic hat" D Chansiris magic, he wears a magic hat He saw a Golden elephant and said I'm having that Then he found another, So DC he had a pair he placed 'em on the South stand steps Why did he put 'em there? I am superstitious, for that I am reknown I say "Hello" to Magpies as I'm walkin' to the ground I walk under a ladder..I will spit 3 times then pray Delphjon your f.ookin' Elephants are facin' the wrong way!!! They sit wiv faces looking on to Downtown Bramall lane Their ars*s to the hallowed halls, its criminal insane The Blades get all the f.ookin' luck, as they look on thier ground an' bit by bit, we get the sh *t, please turn the f.ookers round Them golden shinin' mammoth things, I'm sure they mean no harm but as to their position, it causes me alarm I know its well intentioned , superstition is a b**ch but can we reposition them..they're sh* ttin' on the pitch I really like Stevie Wonder too...! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Pure Poetry. Ted Hughes-esque. Sublime. Vogon-ic really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 "which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other," .... "and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into ... into ... er ..." "Into whatever it was the poem was about!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitecap Owl Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 On 22/10/2018 at 09:13, theowlsman said: 69ers? Jacksonville "Cougars" (or is that just a North American joke... ).. My obvious comment is the fact that for women's sport to be taken seriously they need to stop parading around half naked. Never understand the USA mentality on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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