Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted October 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) "Injured Stubbs. Bloody injured. " "It's a cold Sir." "Not me man, Forestieri!" "Really. How's he done that then.. playing for Argentina?" "Don't be facetious Stubbs, you know he's not an International." "But you haven't played for ten days Sir. " "I know that." "Well, does make you wonder doesn't it. No games and still out. I mean, it makes you wonder if he is really injured Sir.." "What the hell is that supposed to mean? Of course he's bloody injured. I hope you aren't losing leave of your senses. Ye Gods man, why would they say he's injured if he isn't" "The same reason they said Westwood was injured... when he wasn't" "You've been in the Nuns again haven't you, knocking around with that fantasist Ted?" "It was Westwood who said he wasn't injured Sir, not Ted" "Well he can go and stick some tin foil on his head as well then" "Pardon Sir?" "It's tiring Stubbs, tiring. Always a bloody drama. Or an invented drama anyway." "I thought you liked the drama Sir, you are always saying that football is like theatre" "On the pitch Stubbs, on the bloody pitch, not all this lunatic stuff in between games and every time a team is announced or a press conference doesn't have 100% good news coming out of it. " "Winnalls back at the club Sir" "See there is some good news. Bagged a goal for the kiddies the other day as well." "No I meant in terms of Forestieris injury Sir, they're not the best of friends are they, him and the Argentine, maybe that's how he got injured. Another sparring session.." "Where have you got that from?" "Chap outside the shop in the village." "Was he the one who broke the original Winnall-gate story when his sons, friends, sisters boyfriend looked through a fence with a pair of night vision goggles and saw the bust up from a mile away?" "No it wasn't him Sir. This one was selling hats" "But Wiggins, Wiggins sells hats in his shop, I bet he wasn't too happy about that!" "I don't think he was too concerned about the competition Sir, the chap outside was selling hats made out of tin foil" "You see this is what I'm on about Stubbs, with the lunatics ; Flat earth this, Illuminati that, David Jones' wages the other, it's all too much . It really is. And these days we encourage lunatics. Really we do. Honestly, all this stuff about shadowy groups running the world, smoke and mirrors, the black glove moving the pawns and all that guff" "Hang on a moment Sir, were you yourself not saying exactly that about the Doyen characters a few months ago?" "That was entirely different Stubbs, entirely different - they genuinely were a group a shadows pulling strings behind the scenes to their own ends! Moving the pawns with their gloved hands" "Moving one to Belgium Sir. Central Europe. The birthplace of the original Illuminati ..." "Good God are you seriously suggesting-" "Stranger things have happened Sir. And your new manager, he's from out that neck off the woods isn't he? Infact wasn't he working in Germany Iast, the original Illumintti heartland?" "Bloody hell. Stubbs....all this time, all this time I might have been.... wrong! I thought I was the normal one but it turns out that I could actually be one of the.. "Sheeple, I believe they call the none believers Sir" "Sheeple. Me. My God." "Hello, Snooty residence....yes......a-huh,....yes......ok.....two moments please. Sir, it's for you." "Who is it?" "Chap called Icke." "Icke? What ..as in David Icke?" "The very same" "My God, he must have known I've joined the right side, known that I have seen the light through some telepathic movement. What does he want Stubbs, what does he want?" "He says he's is willing to do you a massive favour AND let you into a secret if you help him fund his new book" "This is it Stubbs. This is it. The truth. For so many years I have been blind. What favour? What revelation is he going to give me? Information which might help bring down the global cartels which are running and ruining world football?" "No Sir" "Is he going to give the real truth on why Westwood was dropped? How much David Jones' match day fee really is?" "No Sir" "No?" "No Sir, he says if you give him a crowd funding boost of £100,000 to get his latest book project up and running he'll play in the net tomorrow as he thinks he's a better keeper than Dawson...." "What?!" "...thats right Sir, says he's better than Dawson , he also says that Dawson has trouble catching crosses because under those keeping gloves he only has 3 fingers on each hand , on account of his planet-of-the-frogs ancestry" "Put the phone down Stubbs. Put the phone down and fetch me the Benylin" "Very good Sir" Sheffield Wednesday will have Barry Bannan and Steven Fletcher fit for the Sky Bet Championship clash with Middlesbrough on Friday night. Bannan (groin) and Fletcher (back) both came off early during Wednesday's last game before the international break but boss Jos Luhukay says both will be fit for the match at Hillsborough, which is live on Sky Sports Football. The game comes too early for Sam Winnall and Joost van Aken, however, while Fernando Forestieri (hamstring) has been ruled out. Tony Pulis will wait on the fitness of Middlesbrough's players who were out on international duty before deciding on his team selection at Wednesday. Boro had 10 first-team players away during the break and Pulis admits he needs to see what condition most of them have arrived back in before selecting his side. Martin Braithwaite was among those to only arrive back from playing for Denmark on Wednesday. Stats In all competitions, Sheffield Wednesday have lost four of their last five games against Middlesbrough, drawing the other 0-0 in January 2018. Middlesbrough and Sheffield Wednesday haven't drawn a match at Hillsborough in any of their last 15 league meetings (nine Wednesday wins, six Middlesbrough wins). Lucas João, who scored twice in Sheffield Wednesday's win at Bristol City in their last match, has scored 14 league goals as a substitute since the start of the 2015-16 season - twice as many as any other Championship player in that time. Middlesbrough haven't lost a Championship match when they've held a lead since March 2015 against Nottingham Forest - they are unbeaten in 67 Championship matches when they've gone ahead (W60 D7 L0). Sheffield Wednesday are one of five Championship teams unbeaten at home this season (also Brentford, Birmingham, Nottingham Forest and Wigan), winning two and drawing four of their six games at Hillsborough. Since conceding twice against Millwall on the opening day, Middlesbrough haven't conceded a first half goal in any of their last 11 Championship matches. COME ON WEDNESDAY! 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offalyowl Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Always enjoy these snoots so keep it up and hopefully a win tomorrow night will cheer you up and I think we are good enough to do it so predicting a 1 nil win for us uto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 COME! ON!! WEDNEDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Brilliant Snoots absolutely brilliant. Fully expect to see Icke in goal for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Pulis can f**k right off. UTO. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I just hope we start wel P to KN3 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Come on the Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts0wl Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 game kicks off at 5 15 in the morning for me ! hoping an early goal for us so I can stay awake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 THE WEDNESDAY 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0rtherner Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Top OMDT again and I've had my ritual morning coffee to go with it. I've got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. That... oh hang on.. Anyhow - come on Wednesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 No FF or MM is a blow but I still hope we go at them from the outset / none of this tentative circumspection that we have had against other decent teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewookieisdown Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Splendid stuff. My fourth home game of the season having missed the first three through holidays. For the fourth time, against a side who I would expect to finish top six (I still expect that of Stoke). We have not had an easy run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldD Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Just reading the metro...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waddleisgod Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 (edited) I never feel confident against Boro as I don’t remember many wins against them Come on Wednesday a win tonight will set us up nicely before the next international break coming up!!!! WAWAW Edited October 19, 2018 by waddleisgod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Hope Jos snatches Pulis’ cap off his bald head and wipes his tache with it. Absolute tuppence. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughthecone Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Another Classic Snoots,even her indoors wants to know what's in the OMDT now,maybe another convert. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Great OMDT Snoots... Seem ages since we last played. At least we have some decent threads to reply to now the games are starting again!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Excellent OMDT as ever Snoots, I’m sure we can win this one. Could be another 2-1 win, what a time it would be for an Adam Reach worldie and a towering header from Hector. Unfortunately/fortunately I shall not be attending as otherwise engaged slurping at the Nun’s Chuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Football day FINALLY For gods sake The Wednesday Cha Cha Cha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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