Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted October 2, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2018 "Hello? Oh, all right Ted. Nah, not tonight. No.... his lordship has a cold. Or is dying. Depending whose side you take things from. "Let me gaze at your pock marked bonce once more Stubs," he says "for it maybe be the last time I see you on this mortal coil". ...oh yes very dramatic his Lordship. No.....I've given him a hot toddy, he's got his fluffy hot water bottle and is settled down with Audible playing reading him the famous five......no mate.....I've got to stay and sort out this match day stuff haven't I....hey, in fact you can help me.....oh go on.....don't think of it as helping his lordship....do it for me....come on pal.....look your always say you never agree with him....this is your chance to.... yeah? Good...go on then...... What we got?..... WBA .....who are they banks side? Oh right . .... the Throstles?... . Bloody hell. Sounds like something I caught when I was a deckchair attendant Alacante....... ahh..great days.....what?....oh aye yes. I'm listening..... let me get a pen. Ok. Go on then.... Wednesday - V - West Brom CHAMPIONSHIP 19:45 Venue: Hillsborough Opta stats Sheffield Wednesday and West Brom haven't met since March 2010, a 1-0 win for the Baggies in the Championship. Hang on.....who are the bloody baggies when they're at home?...same team?....I thought they were the Throstles?...well yes....but what do they need 3 nicknames for?....well I'm just saying it seems a bit bloody odd to me....go on... West Brom have won their last three league matches against Sheffield Wednesday by an aggregate score of 6-0 So what's that then three 2-0's? or a 4-0 and a 2-0.....or a ......eh..I'm not questioning anything......what's a bloody tru-fan?......look Ted I'm not even a fan I just need to get this done for his Lordship...I don't even go I just sit outside in the car.......I'm not suggesting anything.........go on what else you got? Sheffield Wednesday are unbeaten in their last seven home league games (W4 D3), since a 0-1 defeat vs Fulham in April. Oooh....well that's quite good then int it....no?.......well it sounds quite good to me......how is not losing at home not very good?......they're not winning enough?....but they've won four according to you........they haven't won them in the right way, what does what mean? ....they need to win with clean sheets..........so do you get an extra point for that or something?.......no?........why's it so important then?.......because sooner or later you lose if you don't have one......but I thought you said they hadn't been beaten in seven at home?.......so whats....the goal keeper?...right?.....he hasn't been saving enough...hang on....last week in the boozer you said he had made more saves than any other keeper in the division didn't you?.... because he's not good enough and isn't stood in the right place to start with....right ok....is he stood near the goal?.....well that's it then isn't it?....no?...look you're losing me......right what else we got? West Brom have won their last three league games, while they've not won four in a row since November 2012. Oh so they're in a bit of their own good form these lads are they?.....You're going to get hammered?......well that isn't very positive.....what on field identity? , I thought they just put a kit on and some boots and off they went.........Philosophy?....I thought this was a game played by kids not a PhD.....well I don't know do I that's why I'm asking you.......No.... I just sort of thought it was eleven blokes against eleven blokes and sometime you win, sometimes you lose and what have you sometimes you don't even see a goal ...sometimes the refs a knobb....eh? what?......I'm not blaming him...I don't even know who he is....I'm just saying in sport sometimes it can come down to the umpire or ref making a mistake can't it.....eh? who the bleedin hell is Big Dave? Does he drink in the Nuns?.....I'm not trying to defend him I don't even bloody know who he is....hang on hang on back up...how am I trying to blame the ref for this Big Dave.....I don't know who either of them are....eh?....how can he have played bad..I thought the game was tomorrow......he will be bad....right....he definitely shouldn't start above Fletcher.....right well yeah, I've heard his Lordship say that an all....eh hang on.....I thought you said Fletcher was terrible on Monday night......you did.....but terrible is still better than....right yeah ok.....right what else have you got? Well it looks like there will be some goals anyway...two teams who seem to score plenty.......they'll all be in your net?........I thought you'd been scoring ok haven't you?.....Fletcher never has never will..... and Daves worse....well who has been scoring them then?.......Reach...right well there you go then....if he scores again you might nick........you can't win because you haven't got Bannan?.......ere hang on I know what name.. is he the one the manager said you used to much in every move?.......yeah?......well isn't this agood chance for the lads to play without him then...give them some ideas to remember?.....no it's a nightmare promotion is over........you're going to get pasted........Ted. I have to say mate you do seem a bit of a negati-......the prophecy has come true?what prophecy?......."Matias back in a fortnight?"...........I don't get it?......all right calm down...... Bannan, yes I've heard of him you just mentioned him 2 minutes ago...yes the little jock ... Better than Zidane?.......here, now hang on a minute I remember now....... isn;t he the one beginning of the other year you said he needed dropping coz he was a gaffers favourite and he was always trying "Stupid Hollywood passes"? .......those stupid passes are coming off for him now?....right ...but what i mean is Ted, if he stopped trying them then they wouldn't have been coming off at all would they?....see what I mean......Ted? Ted? .....oh. Right. Night then. Ted? ....... Who?..........Doom What?....oh that's your name........what do you mean will I give you some powerful headlines...well yes, I suppose I am the brains of the outfit yeah....hey listen who are you?..............what are you on about? . "BEARING THE BRUNT"...bit cheesy that mate... "MOORE MISERY FOR WEDNESDAY" .....Christ on a bike what an earth are you on about ....listen ..I've got one for you. ....what about ... Hello? Hello? Doom? Doom?.....oh no....sorry your Lordship I was expecting someone else......pass a message on.....of course sir.....very good Sir COME ON WEDNESDAY! 10 4 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debram Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Brill m lord uto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 You are early tonight Snoots. Not complaining. Good to read it before turning in. Worry about our creativity without WonderBan. But I expect Jos will have a cunning (if not very pretty) plan. Draw at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GY-owl.4 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2-1 owls. Lees & FF 23232 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) Bloody brilliant OP :-) be very happy to get anything from the game tomorrow. Some real quality in their team. Our defence and keeper will have to be on top form against some top attacking players. Will go away happy with a draw tomorrow, a win would be amazing. Edited October 2, 2018 by WalthamOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Famous Five ? Surprised me that @Stubbs Had Snoots down as a "Milly Molly Mandy" type....... Well done Sir great Stand in for the "Old Buffer" hope he lives? 2-0 to the lads ..... "Win Or Lose We'll Follow The Blues" (N Jack n Meg )...... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 The league is so tight, Villa have crept back above us and Blackburn go above us if we lose. Heart says 2-1 Fletcher and FF. Head says 1-1 or 1-2 - another game we're we play well in 10 minutes spells and absolutely awful in 15 minutes spells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Nice one Stubbs, all a bit confusing innit. Go and raid Snootys wine cellar whilst he's bedbound, and refocus yerself. 2 - 1 Wednesday win, keep the dream alive you Blue and White Wizards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Class as always snoots, keeping it simple as dying with a flu myself 2-1 win to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Rogers said: The league is so tight, Villa have crept back above us and Blackburn go above us if we lose. Heart says 2-1 Fletcher and FF. Head says 1-1 or 1-2 - another game we're we play well in 10 minutes spells and absolutely awful in 15 minutes spells. Hang on, hang on, whoa on a bit here. I think it you check back on recent OMDTs I've been doing the Heart says... Head says... thing. That's my thing. How am I supposed to make a prediction that let's me hedge my bets now? .... Ok got it. My liver says cheeky 1-0, my kidneys say a realistic 0-2. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Owd it, Players suspended, Players ill and Players injured. Things have got so bad that Almen Abdi has had to chain himself to his bed. There's only one thing for it. Bring on the unbeaten Bessemer converter, the machine that has a habit of churning out the results. COME ON WEDNESDAY UTO WAWAW YEAH ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Toughest game so far this season I think all things considered (By that I mean the lose of our best player.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsibon Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Anyone know where I can watch the game in New York??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, gsibon said: Anyone know where I can watch the game in New York??? there are the new york owls who watch the games in a bar next to the empire state building http://www.newyorkowls.com/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 COME ON WEDNESDAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Win tonight and we could be in the playoffs. Table is mega tight! Take a draw now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughthecone Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Nice one Stubbs,hope Snoots survives the flu or whatever. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Famous Five eh? Given the state his Lordship is in that can only mean one thing. Lashings of Ginger Ale and Beecham's Powders. He'll be right as rain in 48 hours. Oh and 2-1 to the lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 THE WEDNESDAY 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagesse Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Come on Wednesday!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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