Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted September 27, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2018 (edited) "Bloody Friday night games!" "A nice way to start the weekend Sir" "Only if you win Stubbs, only if you win. Otherwise it ruins the weekend. And whats more, you have more of a weekend to have ruined because you have all day Saturday to be annoyed in too rather than just the usual dreadful Sunday" "Yes, but but if I may say Sir, equally if you win , then you have longer to rejoice in the victory" "I suppose" "You seem in something of a melancholy mood tonight Sir compared to your usual pre-match Joie de vivre. Most weekends approach and you are full of positivity." "I know. I know. It's just that it's L**ds isn't it" "Well what is it about them in particular that has you on edge? Is is because they're top of the table? having blasted in 19 goals and conceded just seven in the process?" "That doesn't help my feeling. But no, it's not that. I always feel like this when we play them. Even if they are doing badly. It's just one of those games." "But it's not like playing Sheffield Unit-" "Stubbs!" "I mean, it's not like its the Pigs , Sir what I mean is- there surely isn't that close rivalry to add to the intensity or nerves is there?" "No. But in some ways. I don't know. I think I might even dislike them them more than the blunts." "Really Sir?" "I don't know. Probably not. But the thing is....y'know the pigs, they're like an annoying younger brother with a chip on the shoulder. Yes they're annoying. They're like an ingrowing hair. They irritate. You have to slap them down from time to time" "Not literally I hope Sir, Geoffrey might be reading." "Figuratively speaking Stubbs. Figuratively speaking. From time to time they need reminding that they are nothing more than the younger sibling. The accidental welk of the family. But L**ds. They're different somehow." "So are most clubs Sir ,none of them can mean the same as beating the United can they. I mean, L**ds isn't even a derby is it. They're 40 odd minutes away" "I know. But somehow. They're like that rough cousin you have. The one who comes around in a horrible flashy tracksuit. Showing off even though there's nothing to really show off about. The one who's been in prison but managed to get away with not handing over the proceeds of his criminality and doesn't shut up about how well he's doing. Even though he isn't" "I'm afraid I have no idea what you're going on about Sir." "I just don't bloody like them Stubbs. They put me about. Maybe it's just a hangover from Revie and that lot. The dirty swines. Or the changing their entire identity to try and emulate Madrid. There's just something about them that I don't like.Their ideas of grandeur and what not" "Irony alert" "What was that Stubbs?" " Nothing Sir, I was merely saying - All the more reason to look forward to beating them then Sir." "Yes. Yes you're right. Tough game though, top of the table.." "True Sir. True. But they aren't top of the form table. They're below Wednesday and in fact.... you're probably the favourites on current form" "God no! No , no, no. Don't say that. Do not say that! I hate us being favourites. It's always the downfall. We're far better as the underdogs. Expecting nothing and surprising everyone with an amazing result, that's when we're at our best" "Well, ok Sir. As you wish. We'll go by the League table. 'L**ds are top and it looks like they'll give Wednesday a right tonking on paper". Does that make you feel any better Sir?" "Don't be so facetious!" "I'm sorry Sir. I just can't understand why you're getting so worked up about a team that plays nearly an hour away. Isn't really a rival. Who aren't on as good a run as yourselves of late and who really you only think you might dislike because they had a dirty team nearly forty years ago." "Marcelo Alberto Bielsa! That's why. There. Are you happy now? Are you happy now you have forced it from me!? Eh?! Eh!" "Oh" "Yes indeed. 'Oh'." "The man you wanted in when we sacked Gray." "Yes" "The one everyone said would never manage in the Championship?" "Yes that one Stubbs. With his high tempo closing down, get the ball forward at pace philosophy." "Wasn't he.....wasn't he the one that you asked all the bookies to add to all their lists and you lumped hundreds of pounds on just to put him near the top of their favourites in a desperate attempt to get his name seen by Chansiri?" "Yes he is" "You , to use your own phrase, 'spaffed hundreds' on that didn't you Sir.Trying to sway events by nudging the market" "Yes" "Didn't work though-" "No it didn't work. Mores the bloody pity. We'd have been established in the Premier League by now!" "Supposition really Sir" "Really? Supposition? If they'd given him, with his record, the money they gave Carvalhal to spend?" "Decent point well made Sir. Still, at least all that money you put on knocked Iain Dowies name off the list Sir" "I suppose" "Look Sir I've found those pictures you did" "Please Stubbs. Don't rub it in. Its painful enough as it is" "Sorry Sir. Blimey. It is a bit over the top though isn't it." "The formation? Not at all. He's played it many times in the past" "No Sir, not the formation. I mean the absolute faith you seemed to have at that time that the club would have any chance of getting Wickham on a permanent deal!" "So I got one wrong. But lets be honest Stubbs. Given the Millions we've spaffed since it wouldn't have been a bad idea would it." "Possibly not Sir. Oh Sir, hahah. Oh, I've just seen that, hahah. Oh deary me. Helan at left sided forward though Sir. Heheh. That must have been on your Sherry for breakfast stage." "Oh. Ha-bloody ha" "Look Sir, I've found another of your old pictures from the Bielsa obsession days. This is the one you did Sir, do you remember, as part of your plan to try and get the Cult of Megson to join your campaign for him by appealing to their more basic footballing nature Sir." "Look. If you've quite finished Stubbs can we please get on with the football facts and stats and what-not and not just sitting here highlighting where I have gone wrong in the past." "Don't be so harsh on yourself Sir. Look what he's doing up the M1. You might have had a point" "Well it's spilt milk now isn't it. Anyway. What have we got? WEDNESDAY -V- L**DS UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP 19:45 Venue: Hillsborough Wednesday have Forestieri and Thorniley available. Forestieri has completed the last of his three-match ban games as he sat out the 2-1 win at Aston Villa last Saturday. Young Thorniley is back in contention after missing the game at Villa Park due to a calf injury. Though he'll have a battle on his hands as both Hector and Pudil and came in and performed admirably. Leeds look set to have the same starting XI on Friday as they have had for their last three matches. Marcelo Bielsa's men suffered their first league loss of the season last weekend when they were beaten 2-1 at home by Birmingham, but the Argentinian, who has admitted he got his tactics wrong in that contest, says he will not be making changes in personnel. Match facts Sheffield Wednesday completed a league double over Leeds United last season for the first time since the 1959-60 campaign. Leeds have not lost back-to-back away league visits to Hillsborough against Sheffield Wednesday since April 1965. Sheffield Wednesday are currently enjoying a six-game unbeaten run on home soil (W4 D2) - they last went seven league games unbeaten at the Hillsborough Stadium in February 2017. Since a run of 11 away league games without a victory between December 2017 and April 2018 (D3 L8), Leeds have gone four games without defeat on the road and remain the only unbeaten side away from home in the Championship (P4 W2 D2 L0). Leeds will be glad Wednesday are without Gary Hooper. The striker, who will miss the Yorkshire derby after more than nine months out with a groin injury, has scored a brace in both of his Championship starts against United for the Owls *** "Is that it?" "Well, yes Sir. I already showed you the league tables earlier in the thread. No point printing them again I didn't think" "Oh, right. Yes. Well. That's that then." "There is some other good news though Sir" "Oh. Whats that? Abdi fit is he?" "You are a wit Sir. No it's not Abdi" "What is it then?" "You've reached your target weight on the diet sir" "Really?" "Really" "Well blimey. Wow. So I'm allowed a treat or something now?" "Yes Sir." "Well I'll tell you what. It's getting a bit late in the day now. But tomorrow Stubbs, tomorrow we shall feast like kings. Full English for brekkers. The works. Then we'll get one of those big pork sandwiches to take in to the game. And you can knock up some of that spicy battered black pudding you do" "Erm...." "Oh, and get cook to knock up one of those egg custards. I love egg custards , especially washed down with a nice big steaming flask of hot tea" "Erm..." "What Stubbs? Whats that face for?" "There will be searches tomorrow evening Sir." "Searches, what Searches?" "At the ground Sir. Didn't you know? At the Wednesday ground . They don't want people taking their own food in. They want to generate more revenue from their own.... Sir? ....Sir are you ok?" Edited March 9, 2021 by Lord Snooty 13 8 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Many thanks MiLord. Very good. Let's hope the match is as entertaining as the OMDT thread thingy. Brilliant as usual. My heart triumphed over my head in the Villa win. Same again I hope. Head 0-2, Heart 2-1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 27, 2018 Author Share Posted September 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, Rev Owl said: Many thanks MiLord. Very good. Let's hope the match is as entertaining as the OMDT thread thingy. Brilliant as usual. My heart triumphed over my head in the Villa win. Same again I hope. Head 0-2, Heart 2-1. I'll take a 2-1 win anyday COME ON WEDNESDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Wonderful OMDT milord, but not as good as tomorrows scoreline, 4 - 2 to the mighty blues. FF, Fletch (2) and Penney the scorers UTO 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtawnyowl Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Absolutely brilliant mi Lord. Best match of the day thread ever. Better than anything Pauli ever posted. Well apart from the fact that he had Taylor Swift 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ronio Posted September 27, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2018 2 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyCraig Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 "Not literally I hope Sir, Geoffrey might be reading." This is the one and only time in my life that I'll use this abbreviation. ROFL Oh, how I larfed. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Excellent Snoots. Like the look of that form table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Well done Mi’ Lud. Prombles in Mexico They’ve (TUI) have gone and delayed the bloody flight until tomorrow. I should be flying over the good old US of A at the moment but still at hotel pool. Nobbers mean I’m now gonna miss the bloody game as won’t be back till early hours Sat AM Reyt browned off Anyway top OMTD and best ever VIVA WEDNESDAY 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, TommyCraig said: "Not literally I hope Sir, Geoffrey might be reading." This is the one and only time in my life that I'll use this abbreviation. ROFL Oh, how I larfed. Made me Barry Chuckle that one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Well done Snoots. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I'm really confident I think we will win at least 2-0 Joao and Forestieri the scorers We all hate Leeds Scum. Come on Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, oldtawnyowl said: Absolutely brilliant mi Lord. Best match of the day thread ever. Better than anything Pauli ever posted. Well apart from the fact that he had Taylor Swift And Shadow llamas. Prefer Stubbs if I am honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 2-1 seems to be our standard score this season, please make it so! Good luck on the Sarnie Smuggling Mi Lord. What's the penalty for that these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 If we set off like a train and maintain the tempo throughout the match a 10-0 Victory could see us in third place. So we may need the Bessemer Converter, For and Dirty weeds spies this has nothing to do with kicking an egg between two posts and over a bar. The Bessemer converter is far more complicated than that...Look ! COME ON WEDNESDAY UTO WAWAW lets convert our opportunity ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 18 minutes ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: If we set off like a train and maintain the tempo throughout the match a 10-0 Victory could see us in third place. So we may need the Bessemer Converter, For and Dirty weeds spies this has nothing to do with kicking an egg between two posts and over a bar. The Bessemer converter is far more complicated than that...Look ! COME ON WEDNESDAY UTO WAWAW lets convert our opportunity ! Well putting a few L**ds fans in a Bessemer Converter and turning them out as Steel Ingots might improve the quality of the L**ds fans but I suspect it would produce sub-standard steel and adversely affect our city's reputation for quality so maybe best left alone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 The Bessemer did the trick at Villa. Nail and chain makers have sprung up as far afield from Birmingham as the Black Country ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: The Bessemer did the trick at Villa. Nail and chain makers have sprung up as far afield from Birmingham as the Black Country ! Yes, but they're Brum not Scum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Brum pretty scummy foookers in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 THE WEDNESDAY 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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