OhForAnotherShez Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, bobness said: If they aren't doing cavity searches yet you can put it in a cylinder and shove it up your rectum. Don't forget to attach a string to the end of the cylinder, as it will make for easier retrieval. Added benefit: body heat keeps the pie warm Shove a few peanuts up! When you're ready, they'll come out a treet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lomas613 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 7 hours ago, RichieB said: Eat it outside then smuggle it through inside your stomach. Beat me to it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birley Owl 1867 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, outlaw pete said: Don’t mention Beres to,, called for a pork sandwich last week.. decided to also buy a Diet Coke, Thats £1.10 said the young lass serving me... HOW MUCH? At £1.10 I will give the Coke a miss I replied. That got to be the most expensive can of Coke in a sandwich shop.,.... Last time lass told me to get a drink from corner shop next door 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertowl Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Sultan_Pepper said: Try buying one from a shop in an airport, 2.50 for a bottle of water in boots in Birmingham airport Yeah but you get a free Daily Telegraph with it don’t you... and it’s an extra big bottle of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, Birley Owl 1867 said: Last time lass told me to get a drink from corner shop next door Can you IMAGINE, it that was Wednesday! Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, clud17 said: You could take the sandwich apart when you leave Beres. Put the pork in one pocket, the crackling in another etc... tape the breadcakes to your chest so they look like moobs and when you get into the ground you can re construct it and tuck in. This is the sort of spirit I like to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest everydays_wednesday Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Put it under a ten gallon hat like John Wayne wore in the Searchers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clud17 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: This is the sort of spirit I like to see. I saw a film where John Malkovich sneaked in a gun in bits to kill the president and its been my go to way of sneaking things into places since. I always struggle in bars though, I can manage the lemon but I need to get some waterproof pockets for the Gin and Tonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrysgame Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, clud17 said: I saw a film where John Malkovich sneaked in a gun in bits to kill the president and its been my go to way of sneaking things into places since. I always struggle in bars though, I can manage the lemon but I need to get some waterproof pockets for the Gin and Tonic. Getting creative...wonder what the most obscure item.anyone has ever taken to a game? Seem to recall some Italian game where they threw a moped from a stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonder Spaniel Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNChance Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Has this been in force all season? Took a drink and sweets in for the daughter every match so far this season and as long as I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I got one of these coats and you just walk straight through and I put my h/t choccy bar in my gun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyem Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, Harrysgame said: Just saw on the SWFC homepage no food or drinks allowed to be brought into the game on Friday. Is this a new ruling and away to increase revenue within ground. Must admit against Stoke had a hell of a job getting the hostess trolley through the turnstiles! On a serious note, any ideas how to smuggle my beres pork sandwich in Yeah.. Eat It! (ah no, bin sed). Edited September 27, 2018 by tonyem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatter Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Imagine being frisked at the turnstile. Is that a Kit Kat Chunky in your pocket sir, or are you pleased to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peacock1961 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Blatter said: Imagine being frisked at the turnstile. Is that a Kit Kat Chunky in your pocket sir, or are you pleased to see me? or a twix (single) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatter Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 19 minutes ago, peacock1961 said: or a twix (single) Speak for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 31 minutes ago, Blatter said: Is that a Kit Kat Chunky. Yes it's a Kit Kat and don't call me chunky. I'm not, I'm just big boned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 I always plug a few bottles of miniatures when this crackdown gets announced. I've never had any issues getting them through the security. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Claw Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 well that's my soup flask gone to pot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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