Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted September 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) "Ahh. Evening Stubbs" "Good evening Sir" "There's a storm brewing" "Ahh yes Sir, apparently so. tug-gate. It's all over the papers." "I meant Storm-Ali. " "Of course Sir." "Anyway. What do you mean it's all over the papers?" "The couple caught in a.....compromising situation at the weekend Sir" "Oh let me guess. Any excuse to have a dig at Wednesday. Let me see" "You don't want to see it Sir, you know how you start raging and convincing yourself that the press are always ready to put Wednesday in a bad light" "Let me see it!" "Really Sir., I don't think-" "Who's the reporter?" "The new one Sir. Dooman Gloom" "Let me see!" "This. I bloody knew it! This is typical of them!" "Sir, I did try and warn you" "They wouldn't have done this if it was the Pigs who had some chump having one shaken out of him" "Unlikely to happen anyway I'd thought Sir. How would one be, ahem, pleasured by a trotter. There are no fingers to wrap around the appendage" "It's a fair point Stubbs. But still...they'd have got away with it anyway if they had. Here, take this rag away with you. Use it to light the fire." "Hehe.." "What are you laughing at!" "Well, it is quite amusing isn't it it Sir" "There's nothing funny about it at all. See the way the headline falls in sync with our badge! Subliminally having a dig!" "I'm sure it's just coincidence" "Pah!" "Tea Sir?" "Good Idea. And I'll have a shortbread biccie too" "You can't Sir. You still have 4 lbs to lose on your diet" "Good God! This is worse than prison. At least they get Porridge" "A bit like the young lady on the KOP last Saturday" "Pardon" "Nothing Sir. Who is it you're playing tomorrow?" "Forest. Tell you what too Stubbs, I've got a feeling we might just smash them" "Really?". "Oh yes, just a hunch. But I've got a feeling in my gut. I think we're going to click. Oh and I'll tell you something else. Win tomorrow and results go right and we can leapfrog the blunts. Ha. That will be one in the eye for Dooman" "Why does he sit near that couple of the KOP sir?" "Just get the stats and team news Stubbs." "Very good Sir" Forest - V- Wednesday EFL Championship City Ground Kick off : 19:45:00 Owls 10/11 Draw 5/2 Forest 3/1 Nottingham Forest striker Daryl Murphy (once linked with Wednesday every window) is not available for selection because of a groin injury. Defender Michael Dawson (calf) will hope to feature after being left on the bench for the Reds' draw with Swansea. Sheffield Wednesday have no new injuries or suspensions to contend with after Saturday's draw with Stoke. Striker Gary Hooper is closing on a return after playing 60 minutes for the Owls' under-23 team but will not feature at the City Ground. Loan signings Hector and Onomah have yet to make starts for the Owls but will be in contention with tough trip to Villa on Saturday. Match facts Nottingham Forest have lost each of their past seven league matches against Sheffield Wednesday. Sheffield Wednesday have won their past four league visits to Nottingham Forest by an aggregate score of 10-1. In all competitions, Forest manager Aitor Karanka lost his first three meetings with Sheffield Wednesday - but the Spaniard has won his past three in a row. Sheffield Wednesday have not kept a clean sheet in the Championship in any of their past eight matches Nottingham Forest have drawn three of their past four home league matches (W1), as many draws as in their previous 35 such games combined (W17 D3 L15). CUM ON WEDNESDAY! "Stubbs! Change that at once!" "Sorry Sir. I just thought-" "Well don't" "Very good Sir" COME ON WEDNESDAY! Edited March 9, 2021 by Lord Snooty 15 2 37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Brilliant work Snoots Top marks Sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) Brilliant as always snoots, anyway really think we will win 2-1 and will be in the playoffs this time tomorrow night uto Edited September 19, 2018 by offalyowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuttyTeabags Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 This is officially the funniest post I have ever read on Owlstalk. Trotters, Porridge. Absolute genius! Let's hope Luhakay unleashes Onomah and Hector - let's smash these scabs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Tom Posted September 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2018 Top drawer, old stick. Don't have Sky so I'll be watching on iPlayer, assuming it's shown. Anyone lucky enough to be going, probably best to err on the side of caution and pack one of these. (Make sure not to stash it in your jeans front pocket, in case anyone gets the wrong idea and thinks you're a bit too pleased with about our majestic 3-1 win.) 3 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 I think it will be another away win. 0 v 1 J Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 THE WEDNESDAY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Up the owls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 COME ON WEDNESDAY or should that be CUM ON WEDNESDAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 legit the only reason I read owlstalk anymore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 “Tug-gate”....love it snoots Good write up in the star as well. Win today and hopefully dominate from the start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spondon Owl Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Spaffing good read... sorry spiffing good read... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 At some point we'll have to lose to this lot; I mean who loses 7 in row against us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caicos Owl Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Thought this was an away fixture? Or have we re-arranged in order for the young man to be "finished off"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagesse Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Come on Wednesday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Win or lose we follow the Blues .(n Whites stripes) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 PLAY UP WEDNESDAY! (No FOREPLAY, In the crowd please)... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Have we really won 7 in a row against these? They seem like one of those teams I hate playing cos we always seem to lose. Weird how the mind plays tricks. Nailed on loss tonight now I've learnt that stat. Wish I'd never read this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonder Spaniel Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Got to 'hand it to you' that's a great thread! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Be the first real test these have had tonight since the upturn in form. Be interesting to see how we approach the game. will we take it to them or sit back and wait to go two down. Biggest game of the 7 for me as this will either give us the confidence to kick on or prove to us we ain't that good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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